Serial Killer Princess

A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
Narrated by: Courtney Holly
Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
Categories: Romance, Fantasy
4.5 out of 5 stars (70 ratings)

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Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.

Why would anyone put a mermaid and a gorgon in the same room together? While Tulip enjoys being alive, her lineage brings her nothing but trouble. 

Snakes eat fish, and the mer love tearing apart their serpentine nemeses with their hands and teeth. As for the gorgons...she’d rather not think about them at all.

The last thing Tulip wants is to rule the mer kingdom. First, she can barely swim. Second, she’s packing more than her fair share of her father’s genes. Third, what is a landlocked princess supposed to do with an aquatic kingdom?  

If she gets her way, nothing. Add in her dirty, little serial killing secret, and she’s an international disaster waiting to happen. 

There’s just one small problem: her father’s bodyguard tempts her in ways no one should, and if she isn’t careful, he’ll uncover her secrets, domesticate her, and infect her with a severe case of normality.

©2017, 2018 R. J. Blain (P)2019 R. J. Blain

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oh yes

this series is great the characters are hilarious and the story is amazing couldnt stop listening

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Love it

I really enjoy this story. It made me laugh and forget my problem for a few hours I recommend this book to all my friends

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Spoiled Lovable Brat

RJ again writes another great and irreverent paranormal story. Creative snark is in abundance. Sorry no spoilers!
Courtney Holly really did an excellent narration. Her vivid portrayal of Tulip (and yes another of RJ's puns) was fast talking perfection.
This is one worth keeping, then again I have yet to find a less than entertaining story in this series.

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Don’t Bother

¼ of the book is palatable. The rest is agonizingly dreadful. The main protagonist wines and wines about hunting serial killers. She goes one in minute detail, chapter after chapter. The narrator made my teach ache. I could not finish listening to it.
This book will be exchanged.

Playing with Fire is the only R J Blaine novel worth listening to

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ahhh another wonderful rom com

ms. blain writes the best rom coms. the narrator was fantastic! now i need the 2nd one!

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  • Anonymous User
  • 10-02-19

Absolutely loved it!

Witty and funny!!! Can't wait for more books like this, I was laughing out loud on the bus..
And narrator was awesome!