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Robin Mackie
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James Sharkey
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Will the evil Onionman conquer the world and fulfil his dream of world domination? Will Sergeant Smelly's fire-farts defeat the evil forces of doom and despair? Can the newly formed superhero duo of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder save the day? Will farting ever stop being funny?
Find out the answers to these questions and many more in the hilarious adventures of Sergeant Smelly and Captain Chunder.
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