Conquer Your Fears. Eradicate Your Shortcomings. Vanquish the World!!!
This meditation is designed to delve deep into your psyche and do something amazing! Everything you’ve ever wanted is already waiting for you. Why should it wait any longer? If you use this meditation repeatedly, it will strip your Superego of its moral barometer and leave you with the power to achieve anything! As you gain control of your life and learn to control your universe, you will get what’s coming to you. With this meditation, you'll overcome your tired old ways of thinking. It will program your mind to release everything that is holding you back and give you the power to Stop Being Realistic Today!
As my fellow reviewer points out, this recording does indeed go against everything good and truly powerful in the universe. This is a satirical look at self-help meditations. It is NOT meant to actually BE a self-help meditation. This release is specifically meant to lampoon the genre. If you have dubious faith in the self-help movement and have a twisted sense of humor, you'll enjoy this release. If you use the meditation faithfully, however, you might just end up thinking like the top 1% of this nation's job creators.
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Here is one line from audio; Smack God with a rolled up newspaper if he doesn't jump at my command, because he is my dog that I command!! This goes against everything good and truly powerful in the universe. This is by far the worst purchase I have ever made in my life... Not just book or audio book worse than any other purchase of any kind!! -5 stars. Even at $5 it was $1,000 too much, I want my time back.
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