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If I Were a Chick...

By: Michael Lawrence
Narrated by: A. T. Al Benelli
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Publisher's summary

This book is designed to show women how to handle serious relationship issues without looking like crazy girl Sally. This book is designed to give women the respect they deserve by teaching them how to earn it. Why should any man respect you when you don't respect yourself? To get respect you must earn respect. It's about women losing themselves to keep happy a man who will never love them the way they should be loved. It's about women lying down and accepting any and everything men throw at them. It's about me seeing my two daughters growing up knowing everything they should know, good or bad.

©2014 Michael Lawrence Maynes (P)2015 Michael Lawrence

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Good advice for young women

Would you listen to If I Were a Chick... again? Why?

Maybe... If my daughters were not already grown and gone I'd definitely listen again... and when my granddaughters are the appropriate age... yes! I'll use it to reference "Grandpa's Advice"

What was one of the most memorable moments of If I Were a Chick...?

A couple... but mostly when Michael is One-on-one with his daughter, giving her the "male" thought process behind the male persona. Every young woman should have a heart-to-heart chat with their dad like that.

What does A. T. Al Benelli bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The characters come to life. I've read some other people's reviews of this guy and I'd say they are pretty accurate.

What did you learn from If I Were a Chick... that you would use in your daily life?

How to approach the young ladies in my family with the brutally honest truth of what motivates most men in the world... and how these ladies need to protect their honor and virtue from subliminal... but no less predatory... tactics.

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