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Do you enjoy watching Seinfeld? Have you ever been to the grocery store? Giddy up! Let the insanity begin.
This fun new humor book celebrates Seinfeld's 30th anniversary and takes love of the sitcom to a new level. Best-selling humor author R. Scott Murphy believes Seinfeld is far more than a TV show; it's a state of mind. In fact, he's watched all 180 episodes so many times that he often sees the world through Seinfeld's eyes. The place where his Seinfeld eyes see the craziest things is the grocery store.
That's why Murphy spent more than a year secretly observing people shopping, logging their peculiar activities in his diary, and commenting about those actions in his mind using the voices of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer. You won't believe what he saw. Meet the cart shamers, the fruit fondlers, the superhero of savings, the grocery store Mary Tyler Moores, the shirt shockers, and many more.
You get 30 diary entries to help celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld. The fun doesn't stop there. Murphy continues celebrating the comedy of Seinfeld by spotlighting madcap characters, catchphrases, and all-round wackiness. Try your hand at Seinfeld trivia, grab a Seinfeld fan grocery list, and laugh all over again at the show's best moments.
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- Kenneth L. Powers
- 07-05-20
Good book but needs to be adapted for Audible
I like the book and enjoyed the stories but unfortunately some books are not made for reading on Audible. I often have long drives in my work and I use Audible content to help pass the time and learn something. I wouldn't spend five hours though listening to a cookbook because you need the print in front of you to make a recipe.
In this case I am referring to the author's chapters which include three different 30 question quizzes of Seinfeld trivia and other Top 10 lists from different sources on favorite episodes. The quizzes don't work because you have to listen to all the questions first. then the answers are read one after the other without a reference to the question, if that makes sense. There were three chapters of this and it really. This is an example of what works better in print.
But being a Seinfeld fan, I did enjoy the stories and look forward to listening to other works by the writer.
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- M. Galloway
- 12-08-22
It’s a book about nothing
The pros: the author is an astute observer of people and makes many interesting connections to Seinfeld personalities or moments. While listening to the audiobook I was reminded of many great Seinfeld episodes that had me running back to watch them on Netflix. Cons: the author thinks he is much funnier than he is. He also uses a lot of time (space) on lists of cutesy couple names, favorite episodes, yadda, yadda, yadda… overall the book is ok for a short road-trip but probably won’t find its way on your top 10 list.
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Love this audio book!
I read this book when it first came out but I think I love the audio book even more! This audiobook got me through several long walks ! Laugh out loud funny!!
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- Narrated by: Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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The best-selling and "perennially hilarious" mother-daughter team is back with a new collection of stories from their real lives, guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Join Lisa and Francesca as they regret drunk shopping online, try smell dating, and explore the freedom of a hiatus from men - a guyatus. They offer a fresh and funny take on the triumphs and facepalm moments of modern life, showing that when it comes to navigating the crazy world we live in, you're always your own best lifeguard.
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As always, TERRIFIC!
- By Wren on 02-11-18
By: Lisa Scottoline, and others
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Seriously...I'm Kidding
- By: Ellen DeGeneres
- Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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Not so much.
- By Julie on 10-11-11
By: Ellen DeGeneres
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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Dungeons & Dragons
- One Woman's Quest to Trade Self-Help for Elf-Help
- By: Shelly Mazzanoble
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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With tongue-in-cheek humor, the creator of the award-winning Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress takes on the self-help section, proving that the benefits of the Dungeons & Dragons game goes far beyond simple entertainment.
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A Different Take On Things
- By Ronn McCarrick on 07-13-18
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Man Up!
- Tales of My Delusional Self-Confidence
- By: Ross Mathews, Chelsea Handler - afterword, Gwyneth Paltrow - foreword
- Narrated by: Ross Mathews
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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As a young kid growing up in a farm town, Ross Mathews might as well have wished for a pet unicorn or a calorie-free cookie tree to grow in his front yard. Either of those far-fetched fantasies would have been more likely to come true than his real dream: working in television in Hollywood, California. Seriously, that stuff just doesn't happen to people like Ross. But guess what. It totally did.
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Seriously funny!
- By Ludimila on 06-29-13
By: Ross Mathews, and others
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Talking as Fast as I Can
- From Gilmore Girls to Gilmore Girls (and Everything in Between)
- By: Lauren Graham
- Narrated by: Lauren Graham
- Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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In her first work of nonfiction, the beloved star of Gilmore Girls and Parenthood recounts her experiences on Gilmore Girls - the first and second times - and shares stories about life, love, and working in Hollywood. This collection of essays is written in the intimate, hilarious, and down-to-earth voice that made her novel, Someday, Someday, Maybe, a New York Times best seller.
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I AM CRYING!!
- By Rebecca on 11-29-16
By: Lauren Graham
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Chasing the Bright Side
- Embrace Optimism, Activate Your Purpose, and Write Your Own Story
- By: Jess Ekstrom
- Narrated by: Jess Ekstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Success is not born out of skill, school, where we’re from, who we know, or what we scored on the SAT. None of us were born ready. None of us started life knowing how to fly a plane or launch a company or knit a sweater for our dog. But we are born with something more important than skills. We’re born with optimism - the initial seed for success. Optimism fuels the belief that you can be the one to create the good the world needs. But you’ve got to hone it. And practice it. And determine to live from it.
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Always inspiring.
- By pg turner on 11-21-19
By: Jess Ekstrom
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Humblebrag
- The Art of False Modesty
- By: Harris Wittels
- Narrated by: Harris Wittels
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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From comedian and writer ( Parks and Recreation, Eastbound & Down) Harris Wittels comes a hysterical breakdown of boasts, brags, and self-adulation disguised as humble comments and complaints - based on his popular @humblebrag Twitter feed. >Something immediately annoyed Harris Wittels about Twitter. All of a sudden it was acceptable to brag, so long as those brags were ever-so-thinly disguised as transparent humility....
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Not my cup of tea.
- By colleen on 06-25-15
By: Harris Wittels
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Grace's Guide
- The Art of Pretending to Be a Grown-up
- By: Grace Helbig
- Narrated by: Grace Helbig
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
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Infused with her trademark saucy, sweet, and funny voice, Grace’s Guide is a tongue-in-cheek handbook for millennials, encompassing everything a young or new (or regular or old) adult needs to know, from surviving a breakup to recovering from a hangover. Read by the author in her inimitable style, Grace’s Guide features interactive elements and exclusive stories from Grace’s own misadventures - like losing her virginity solely because her date took her to a Macaroni Grill - and many other hilarious lessons she learned the hard way.
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Better than I had even hoped!
- By abby on 11-10-14
By: Grace Helbig
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Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
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I Don't Know What You Know Me From
- Confessions of a Co-Star
- By: Judy Greer
- Narrated by: Judy Greer
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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You know Judy Greer, right? Wait, what was she in again? The Wedding Planner, 13 Going on 30, 27 Dresses, The Descendants. Yes, you totally recognize her. And, odds are, if you're like most women in America, you feel like she's already your friend. Thankfully, Greer has finally written a book of essays about all the moments, topics, observations, and confessions that you would hope to hear from your best friend.
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Yay!!! Another Audible Favorite!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-10-14
By: Judy Greer
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Am I Doing This Right?
- Life Lessons from the Encyclopedia Bri-Tanya
- By: Tanya Hennessy
- Narrated by: Tanya Hennessy
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
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Am I Doing This Right? is an encyclopedia of life lessons that Tanya has learned so that you don't have to. From A is for Awkward, to B is for Bodies, right through to V is for Viral and Z is for, well, ZZZZ, Tanya has compiled an entire alphabet full of hilarious, horrible, humbling and happy experiences that will make you laugh, make you cry and ultimately leave you feeling less alone in this complicated world.
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Fabulous
- By david sciulli on 04-10-21
By: Tanya Hennessy
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Little Victories
- Perfect Rules for Imperfect Living
- By: Jason Gay
- Narrated by: Jason Gay
- Length: 5 hrs and 9 mins
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The Wall Street Journal's popular columnist Jason Gay delivers a hilarious and heartfelt guide to modern living. The book you will listen to is a rule book. There have been rule books before - stacks upon stacks of them - but this book is unlike any other rule book you have ever heard.
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Fantastic
- By Carroll M. on 11-26-15
By: Jason Gay
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Who Do I Think I Am?
- Stories of Chola Wishes and Caviar Dreams
- By: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
- Narrated by: Anjelah Johnson-Reyes
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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You may know Anjelah Johnson for her viral sketch "Nail Salon" (over 100 million views globally) or her beloved ghetto-fabulous MadTV character Bon Qui Qui, but it's her clean humor and hilarious storytelling that make her one of the most successful stand-up comedians and actresses today. With her razor-sharp wit, Anjelah recounts funny stories from her journey.
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Funny, Deep and Does not Disappoint
- By Book Cook on 04-09-22