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This funny, comedic, science fiction fantasy horror novel takes you on a journey through the depths of outer space, infinite time, alternate dimensions, and the outer reaches of whatever realities are possible.
This is a hilarious cartoonish at times novel about what would happen concerning evolution of species in a ring of species separated from each other on different planets and space ships over the course of eternities. This novel philosophically considers the depths of all religions to determine the possible meanings of life, and the purpose of life.
This novel also tries to help you escape from the confines of trauma based mind control unto a mundane existence that exists in a lot of religions in order to keep your mind boxed into a small three dimensional reality of thinking you have to experience reality only in the small confines of certain emotional experiences to avoid sinful thought crimes, and sinful forbidden emotions.
This novel is a parody of what hell, and heavenly paradise, is described as being in judeo-Christian and Islamic religions at times, but it also ambitiously seeks to break through the fourth wall in order to pull the listener, reader, or viewer into the realities of the novel itself in order to make you question what reality is, and if this novel is indeed a holy book in itself that humorously describes the world's one true religion that involves infinite evolution of Earth creatures becoming more alien, the big bounce theory of science, and infinite time travel in space. Get ready for an adventure like no other! :)
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