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Fonkin’ Terrific
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Much, much, MUCH better than...
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Publisher's Summary
Hal Spacejock’s cargo business is going so well he’s considering getting into passengers...especially the beautiful and mysterious Sonya Polarov. Clunk's certain she's up to something, but as usual Hal won't listen to a word he says....
Meanwhile, Rex Curtis runs the galaxy’s biggest freight company, and he’s sick of independent pilots stealing his cargo jobs. He’s determined to make a statement by destroying the biggest nuisance of them all: Hal Spacejock.
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- John hammond
- 09-19-19
Thoroughly entertaining
Robots space and regular guy
A personable romp through the stars
Lite entertaining rumble down a hill
You just want too rude it out to see what happens next
If Hal can do anybody can
Catastrophe comedy with a mix of
Chaos theory
Good on ya mate
No worries
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-30-19
spacejock strikes again
disaster to disaster yet still ends with a smile. good read. hal does it again