Kirk Picard Skywalker is an unemployed sci-fi fanatic who dreams of being abducted by aliens from outer space. One day his dreams come through and he's horrified to learn that the aliens are all too ordinary.
"Your Average Ordinary Alien made me laugh out loud." (Debbie Wilson, Christian Book Previews.com)
"I love the idea of a hard core SF fan being abducted by aliens and finding out they aren't so different from us after all. Kirk Skywalker (he changed his name) summed it up best: "I finally get to meet an alien and he tells me that you're just flying green WASPs." (Karina Fabian, Virtual Book Tour De 'Net)