Terry Pratchett joins up with a leading folklorist to reveal the legends, myths and customs of Discworld, together with helpful hints from Planet Earth....
The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies....
The Witch's Vacuum Cleaner and Other Stories is the second fabulously funny short story collection from the late acclaimed storyteller Terry Pratchett....
Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one....
On a rare venture out from her step-mother's hat shop, Sophie attracts the attention of a witch, who casts a terrible spell transforming the young girl into an old crone....
Seventeen-year-old Dodger may be a street urchin, but he gleans a living from London's sewers, and he knows a jewel when he sees one. He's not about to let anything happen to the unknown girl....
The sea has taken everything. Thirteen-year-old Mau is the only one left after a giant wave sweeps his island village away. But when much is taken, something is returned....
A bright new dawn is just around the corner for thousands of tiny nomes when they move into the ruined buildings of an abandoned quarry. Or maybe not....
Locked behind bars for three years, Shadow did his time, quietly waiting for the day when he could return to Eagle Point, Indiana....
Neil Gaiman has long been inspired by mythology in creating the fantastical realms of his fiction. Now he turns his attention to the source, presenting a rendition of the great northern tales....
A full-cast BBC Radio 4 dramatisation of Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman’s celebrated apocalyptic comic novel, with bonus length episodes and outtakes....
Bob Johansson has just sold his software company and is looking forward to a life of leisure....
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On an 8 hour car trip with my deaf/hard of hearing daughter, I popped the CD into the car stereo. My daughter, who had been reading her own SF book, sat up and started listening, then laughing. I agree, some of the timing was off - not how I'd read it, but it was good. When I relinquished the wheel, I expected my daughter to put in one of her music CD's. Instead, we listened until we stopped for lunch then resumed, stopping only to listen for traffic news.
One of my favorite books by Pratchett. Now which one is my next listen?
11 of 11 people found this review helpful
It is funny how much I am used to Nigel Planer reading Discworld books. This one at first was a complete turn off. I got 1/3 the way and started over because I had no idea what was going on.
I decided to throw away any expectation and assume that this was an alternate universe of the disc world... and that did make a difference.
I had built much of my concept of the world from Nigel's reading, and the difference in reading barred me from my expectation :).
Now, accepting the differences in narration, and allowing it to be, I am finding the book quite enjoyable.
20 of 21 people found this review helpful
The narrator reads Pratchett like one would read Narnia or the Bible or other book that takes itself seriously, which is not the way one needs to read Pratchett: many lines meant to be ironic or irreverent are read with high-minded seriousness or worse: read earnestly (shudder!).
Character voices are cliched to the point of embarrassment: Nanny Og's has the creaky, wobbly, ancient voice like might be applied by an unimaginative new parent reading aloud the witch's part of Handsel and Gretel (ie: terrible!) Pauses are too long, the audio quality is fuzzy, and overall, it sounds like a recording made by an earnest fourth grader.
This audible book will mislead new Pratchett readers to believe there's nothing special about Pratchett's prose.
Pratchett fans will most likely react like I did: with righteous indignation and a refusal to tolerate the butchering with a yank of the headphones out of the ears.
I was so desperate for a Pratchett story I hadn't already listened to, I forgot to read the reviews. My bad. $35 down the drain.
Any Pratchett book narrated by either Stephen Briggs or Nigel Planer (you will usually prefer whomever you first start with, but both are excellent) is a better choice.
Listening to a book you've already listened to would be a better choice.
39 of 46 people found this review helpful
Bought this without listening to the sample assuming it would be the same as all the other Pratchett books; It isn't the narrator is terrible and hard to hear much less understand. I found myself continually turning up the stereo and jumping back to listen to bits again so i could hear what was being said. Its really a shame they used this narrator as the book is really quite good.
17 of 20 people found this review helpful
This one came highly recommended by a Library Thing friend as a possible starting point in the Discworld series (there are many, as the series need not be read in order, save for a few cases). This is a fantastic take on Shakespeare's Macbeth, and if you've actually read or seen the play, you'll get a lot out of the various jokes and insides made about that specific play and Shakespeare's approach to speech and playwriting in general. If you haven't, it's a jolly good story about three witches who decide to form a covenant to help the true heir to the throne take up his post, after a mad new king has done away with his predecessor to take power. The witches would have left well enough alone had the new king and his duchess been decent rulers, but the king is showing sings of advanced bipolar activity with lots of manic episodes and his queen is a power-hungry sadist, which puts the whole kingdom on edge.
"There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called witches and wizards. It was probably some wonderful organization on the part of Nature to protect itself. It saw to it that anyone with magical talent was about as ready to co-operate as a she-bear with a toothache so all that dangerous power was safely dissipated as random bickering and rivalry. There were differences in style of course. Wizards assassinated each other in draughty corridors, witches just cut one another dead in the street. And they were all as self-centred as a spinning top. Even when they help other people, they're secretly doing it for themselves."
Pratchett's humour is priceless in that he obviously has a vast classical culture which he blends with contemporary and timeless themes which result in a very clever commentary on our modern and very screwed up world, but all this done with very British-humour, which I simply can't resist. I can now be counted among the many Terry Pratchett fans and there will be a lot more Discworld in my future, and probably other non-Discworld books too. Strongly recommended, and yes, a good place to start with the Discworld, along with Small Gods (which is where I actually started) and Guards! Guards!, both excellent and very funny.
One comment on this audiobook is that while I loved Celia Imrie's narration, the audio track is very obviously dated and the quality has suffered over time. I hope the producers or Audible will take it upon themselves to remaster this series because they make for a fantastic listening experience otherwise.
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
I had a rollicking good time listening to Wyrd Sisters. Laughing out loud certainly eased the tedium of a long commute! I had read the book before and enjoyed it just as much the second time around. It's chock full of great characters; my favorites included the witches themselves, the foppish evil Duke going gradually mad, the ghost of King Verence and the persevering Fool. Only Pratchett could make the apprenticeship of a fool the world's most glum undertaking.
As a Shakespeare aficionado, I appreciated all the in-jokes from Macbeth, Hamlet, and even a bit of Henry V. The theater scenes were among the best in the book.
Others have criticized Celia Imrie's narration compared to Nigel Planer. Since this was my first Discworld listen, I had no one to compare her to. I thought she did a good job, particularly with the witches' voices.
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
Wyrd Sisters is a hilarious and unforgettable classic among the Discworld books and Celia Imrie does a first rate and delicious job voicing Granny Weatherwax, easily one of Pratchett's most beloved characters. Her voicing of Nanny Ogg (my personal favorite) was not as I had expected, but it grew on me quickly.
As with Equal Rites, the audio edition is hampered by poor recording production. There are shifts in volume and even background noise and on a few occasions it sounds as if the reader is wandering back and forth away from the microphone. Overall it is an improvement over Equal Rites, but it still strikes this listener as shameful that such a great story and such a great performance would be treated so shabbily.
Whether you are a newcomer to Discworld books (this book is a great place to start, especially if you like no-nonsense witches!) or a long-time lover of the series, you would still do well to listen to this audio edition. Just be prepared for odd shifts in the volume and tone of the recording and don't let that spoil the experience for you.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
Loved the book. Hate the narrator. I can understand her fine, I listen to a lot of British humor, but by god her voice puts me to sleep. Like she is reading just a bit too slowly. My mind tended to drift off and I found it very difficult to keep listening.
13 of 17 people found this review helpful
The narration is so difficult to understand that I have given up on listening to this book. I've tried three times, but I just can't follow the story because of the narrator's accent and her screachy "voices" of some of the characters. I'm sure this is a good book (I've loved all the Terry Pratchett books I've read so far), but I sure can't tell from this audible book. If I sit and concentrate and do nothing else (I usually listen while driving) I can follow a bit better, but if I'm going to do that, I might as well just read the book - which is exactly what I intend to do.
11 of 15 people found this review helpful
Although the writing of the book is very good (I have read it multiple times), this narration of it is not. The accent of the reader is sometimes un-understandable, and it also clashes with the narrator of all the other books on this site. I have to really make an effort to understand what is being said in the book, in contrast to terry's other audio books on this site, which are clear and easy to understand.
18 of 25 people found this review helpful
OK so I'm a Pratchett Fan, but Wyrd Sisters is for me one of the best of the earlier Discworld books and well worth a listen. The more Shakespeare you know the more references you will find, and its a great introduction to the Witches, who feature in a number of other books after this. Much of the joy stems from Pratchett's use of language - I have long used the opening to Wyrd Sisters as an example of why I like Discworld, with its description of a storm over the Ramtop Mountains that combines evocative description and plenty of humour.
I'm more used to Nigel Planer as the reader of Discworld books, and was keen to see what Celia Imrie was like. Once I'd got over the fact that she wasn't Planer, I found that she was actually not bad at all: her voice for Granny Weatherwax hits the spot, and she really brings something extra to Nanny Ogg, with a voice that hints at the character's rather colourful outlook on life. If there is a criticism to be made, it's that she occasionally seems to lack a bit of 'ooomph' - it's too much like her voice is caressing your ears when sometimes a little more harshness may be appropriate; the opening section is a good example, some of the descriptive stuff would benefit from being a little less soft in my opinion. Perhaps wisely therefore she doesn't do a voice for Death: however, the use of the recorded inserts for Death mean that the sections (only a couple admittedly) when he is present don't quite flow as they might do. As a result, I'm giving this four stars rather than five - but it's still a good reading of a favourite book.
8 of 8 people found this review helpful
This was an okay book, but for some reason I was struggling to finish it towards the end. Perhaps this book is not for me, though I did enjoy Pratchett's other books such as Thief of Time and Guards! Guards! It did have some funny moments in it, but just was not as enjoyable for me. The narrator was okay, I rather prefer Nigel Planer but understandably the main protagonists (3 witches) were all female so it made sense for him not to narrate this.