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The Lunatic Cafe
- An Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter Novel
- Narrated by: Kimberly Alexis
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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First time in trade paperback: The fourth novel in the number one New York Times best-selling series.
Vampire hunter and zombie animator Anita Blake is an expert at sniffing out the bad from the good. But in The Lunatic Cafe she's about to learn that nothing is ever as it seems, especially in matters of the not-so-human heart.
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- By: Devon Monk
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 300
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 246
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Everything has a cost. And every act of magic exacts a price from its user---maybe a two-day migraine, or losing the memory of your first kiss. But some people want to use magic without paying, and they Offload the cost onto innocents. When that happens, it falls to a Hound to identify the spell's caster---and Allison Beckstrom is the best there is.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good start to a Great series
- By Dana on 12-30-11
By: Devon Monk
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WeSa and the Lumber King
- A Jane Yellowrock Story
- By: Faith Hunter
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 647
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 586
Beast, with Jane Yellowrock in the background of her mind, observes the lumber camp of white men who are destroying her hunting grounds. She decides to take revenge on the leader of the lumberjacks.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Not important to the over all series
- By CRAZY4PEANUTBUTTER on 05-26-15
By: Faith Hunter
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Spider's Bite
- Elemental Assassin, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,706
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 3,926
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,934
They call me the Spider. I'm the most feared assassin in the South -- when I'm not busy at the Pork Pit cooking up the best barbecue in Ashland. As a Stone elemental, I can hear everything from the whispers of the gravel beneath my feet to the vibrations of the soaring Appalachian Mountains above me. My Ice magic also comes in handy for making the occasional knife. But I don't use my powers on the job unless I absolutely have to. Call it professional pride.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Only because...
- By Alex on 06-06-11
By: Jennifer Estep
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The Becoming
- Anna Strong, Vampire, Book 1
- By: Jeanne C. Stein
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,059
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 738
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Story4 out of 5 stars 736
Anna Strong is trained for anything-until she's attacked one night, only to awaken in a dark world that exists between the living and the dead. Here, Anna struggles with her love for the two men who inhabit the realms of each: Max, a human DEA agent, and Avery, a Night Watcher who joins Anna in pursuit of the vampire who changed her life. Now, as her two worlds collide, fate plunges Anna into the ultimate battle between good and evil - where survival is not just for the living.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another new take on vampires and the paranormal.
- By Karen K on 02-26-11
By: Jeanne C. Stein
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Death and Relaxation [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Ordinary Magic, Book 1
- By: Devon Monk
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Henry Kramer, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 94
Police Chief Delaney Reed can handle the Valkyries, werewolves, gill-men and other paranormal creatures who call the small beach town of Ordinary, Oregon their home. It’s the vacationing gods who keep her up at night. With the famous rhubarb festival right around the corner, small-town tensions, tempers, and godly tantrums are at an all-time high. The last thing Delaney needs is her ex-boyfriend reappearing just when she's finally caught the attention of Ryder Bailey, the one man she should never love.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good story, but adaptation had some issues
- By KR_reads on 12-05-22
By: Devon Monk
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Immortals: The Calling
- Immortals Series, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Ashley
- Narrated by: Rebecca Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 207
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Story4 out of 5 stars 206
He bursts into the battle, his leather jacket billowing and his huge silver sword flashing. Amber has no idea why this windswept warrior would rescue her, but there he is... fighting the same demon who’d killed her sister. Though he is a stranger, she immediately senses he’s come to protect her. And with the first touch of his lips on hers, she knows he is bound to her, his body meant for her. Yet the shadow of evil is spreading quickly....
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1 out of 5 stars
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No brain required.
- By Womanhead on 06-15-14
By: Jennifer Ashley
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Omega: An Urban Fantasy Novel
- War of the Alphas, Book 1
- By: S. M. Reine
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 178
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 155
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Story4 out of 5 stars 155
Ten years ago, Deirdre Tombs died. When she was reborn the next day, Deirdre had become a shapeshifter who can't shift shapes. Nobody knows what animal she's supposed to be. She's definitely not a werewolf. The Alpha, Rylie Gresham, can't force her to transform like other members of her pack.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Omega is another hit for SM Reine
- By Greyhound Mama on 04-30-15
By: S. M. Reine
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Bloodsick
- An Old World Tale
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 183
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 183
All her life, Sashi’s mother warned her not to get involved with werewolf problems. But Sashi, a witch who uses magic to heal sick and injured bodies, has never made a habit of ignoring trauma. When she meets an abused shapeshifter that no one else seems willing to help, Sashi will risk everything - including a budding romance with a human, Will - to save a woman who can’t save herself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Five Stars for Narrator Amy McFadden!
- By A Customer on 02-26-20
By: Melissa F. Olson
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Tall, Dark, and Dead
- By: Tate Hallaway
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,124
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,011
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,010
Recovering witch Garnet Lacey owns Wisconsin's premier occult bookstore. And a fringe benefit of the job is getting customers like Sebastian Von Traum - piercing brown eyes, a sexy accent, and a killer body. The only thing missing is an aura. Which means he's dead. And that means trouble - something Garnet's a sucker for....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Tall, Dark, Dead & Poorly Edited
- By Amy J on 08-11-13
By: Tate Hallaway
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Blood Ties Book One
- The Turning
- By: Jennifer Armintrout
- Narrated by: Elenna Stauffer
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 1,279
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 594
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Story4 out of 5 stars 600
I'm no coward. I want to make that perfectly clear. But after my life turned into a horror movie, I take fear a lot more seriously now. I finally became Dr. Carrie Ames just eight months ago. Then I was attacked in the hospital morgue by a vampire. Just my luck.
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1 out of 5 stars
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if you love 'bodice ripper novels'...
- By Victoria on 11-03-08
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Frost Moon
- Skindancer, Book 1
- By: Anthony Francis
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 404
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 376
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Story4 out of 5 stars 374
In an alternate Atlanta where magic is practiced openly, where witches sip coffee at local cafes, shapeshifters party at urban clubs, vampires rule the southern night like gangsters, and mysterious creatures command dark caverns beneath the city, Dakota Frost's talents are coveted by all. She's the best magical tattooist in the southeast, a Skindancer, able to bring her amazing tats to life. When a serial killer begins stalking Atlanta's tattooed elite, the police and the Feds seek Dakota's help.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Give it a pass
- By Holly on 06-07-13
By: Anthony Francis
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Rosemary and Rue
- An October Daye Novel, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,911
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,564
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,571
The world of Faerie never disappeared: it merely went into hiding, continuing to exist parallel to our own. Secrecy is the key to Faerie’s survival—but no secret can be kept forever, and when the fae and mortal worlds collide, changelings are born. Half-human, half-fae, outsiders from birth, these second-class children of Faerie spend their lives fighting for the respect of their immortal relations.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Missed Matched Pair
- By G Reinhardt on 11-26-11
By: Seanan McGuire
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Witchling
- Otherworld, Book 1
- By: Yasmine Galenorn
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,148
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 727
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Story4 out of 5 stars 727
We're the D'Artigo sisters: Half-human, half-Faerie, we are savvy - and sexy - operatives for the Otherworld Intelligence Agency. But our mixed-blood heritage short-circuits our talents at all the wrong times. My sister Delilah shapeshifts into a tabby cat whenever she's stressed. Menolly's a vampire who is still trying to get the hang of being undead. And me? I'm Camille - a wicked-good witch. Except my magic is as unpredictable as the weather, which my enemies are about to find out the hard way.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh.
- By Charlene on 07-02-10
By: Yasmine Galenorn
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Pride Mates
- Shifters Unbound, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Ashley
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 217
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 217
When Kim Fraser enters the lair of shifter Liam Morrissey to get answers for a client accused of murder, she is unprepared for her attraction to him. But her venture into Shiftertown uncovers too many secrets the shifters want kept secret. The unmated Liam is forced to protect Kim against the wrath of his clan leader and his own father. What Liam doesn't expect when he makes the mate claim for Kim's own protection is a powerful attraction to the courageous and warm-hearted human woman.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start!
- By CaD on 10-28-20
By: Jennifer Ashley
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- Wendie Christianson
- 02-11-23
Amazing!!!
Loved everything can’t wait to hear book 5
Now headed to listen to book 5
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- Stacey
- 10-08-20
Great Narrator
She is so good at doing all the voices it is possible to see each character. Going from book to audio makes it go too fast.
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- CathyC
- 05-13-21
superb author
Laurrell K Hamilton has always been one of my favorite authors. this production was awesome!
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- Kendra
- 01-26-18
Good book
The story is good the narrator is good but the stupid “sound effects “ are getting on my nerves. I listened to it once but I probably won’t again.
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- Rashonda Gregory
- 06-29-21
Tap dancing near racist tones
I’ve been seriously enjoying this series but I’m noticing the black characters are mostly described as “the black guy” “the black woman” and this particular story includes a racist who uses the word nigger a few times. It’s giving me pause to continue. There are only a few black characters she calls by name and I believe one of them is a traitor. Not feeling it at all!
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- Rhys
- 08-19-22
Do not buy abridged copies. so much missing!
why do they offer these? I want to return this! So much is missing from the book!
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- Anonymous User
- 08-17-18
Cut out a lot of information
I have previously read the book. This condensed version left out a lot of information. I wish I had known that before I purchased this book
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