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Publisher's Summary

The 2016 Dragon Award-winner for Best Science Fiction Novel, Somewhither is the first part of A Tale of the Unwithering Realm, a new science-fantasy series from science-fiction master John C. Wright. It is an adventure, it is a romance, and it is a coming-of-age story of a young man who is not a man, in a world that is only one among many. It is a tale of a greater and darker evil with longer reach than anything he could imagine, of despair without bounds, of pain beyond measure, and of the faith required to surmount all three. It is a story of inexorable destiny written in the stars and the stubborn courage that is required to defy it.

Ilya Muromets is a big, ugly, motherless boy who does not look like anyone else in his Oregon town. His father is often absent on mysterious Church missionary work that involves silver bullets, sacred lances, and black helicopters. Ilya works as a janitor for Professor Achitophel Dreadful of the Cryptozoological Museum of Scientific Curiosities, and he has a hopeless crush on the Professor's daughter, Penelope, who pays him little attention and appears to be under the impression that his name is Marmoset.

One night, when Professor Dreadful escapes from the asylum to which he has been temporarily committed, he sends a warning to Ilya that not only is his Many Worlds theory correct, but those many worlds are dominated by an unthinkably powerful enemy determined to destroy anyone who opens the Moebius Ring between the worlds. And, as it happens, prior to his involuntary absence, the Professor left his transdimensional equipment in the basement of the Museum plugged-in and running....

So it is that Ilya, as he has secretly dreamed, is called upon to save the mad scientist's beautiful daughter. With his squirrel gun, his grandfather's sword, and his father's crucifix, Ilya races to save the girl, and, incidentally, the world.

©2015 John C. Wright (P)2017 John C. Wright

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Not perfect, but extremely amusing

Somewhither was extremely amusing and a little tiresome. Amusing because the world John C Wright creates is so absurdly ridiculous, and because his jokes and quips are quite funny. A little tiresome because the story is narrated from the perspective of an adolescent dorky guy who obsesses over things adolescent guys frequently obsess over, like girls' curves. Granted, those obsessions might be realistic to include, and maybe the author intended for me to roll my eyes at times. In any case, the tiresome bits ended quickly and the story moved on and became enjoyable again.

It was still very fun (it is nearly nonstop action), and maybe even a little bit edifying. Not very edifying, but arguably a little.

BTW, this book is nothing like Narnia or anything I'd characterize as a "Christian book". It is far too weird and ridiculous to be lumped into a category with them. Yes, Christianity is mentioned in some spots, but so are Norse gods, Egyptian gods, vampires, astrology, and Avatar the Last Airbender. It contains about 1/50th the philosophizing as a typical Orson Scott Card novel. If you avoid Christian literature in general, you might still love this book if you give it a chance.

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Brilliant

Were Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, and C.S. Lewis to be thrown into a magical blender capturing the best of each, this might be what resulted. Well done, Mr. Wright.

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Boring

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

Different author

Has Somewhither turned you off from other books in this genre?

No

Any additional comments?

This book started off somewhat interesting, with the main character being whisked away in a Mobius strip and the goal of rescuing the damsel in distress. However, the book has about 18 continuous hours of fight scenes, during which the main character cannot die because for whatever reason, he is immortal. I found myself thinking...well, that fight scene was dispensable for this story. Wait, so was that one. Actually, most of them are. I think instead of a 3-volume series (which will presumably last 60-70 hours), a single 6-hour book with just the interesting parts would be better.

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Can't believe I have to wait for next book.

The richest multiverse I've ever read with compelling action story. I wish there were more books in this series.

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  • Bob-o
  • CHARLESTON, SC, United States
  • 03-12-17

Too religious

I guess if your into religious lit hidden in a sci-fi then you might like this.

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