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Ruby 5 - The Land of Zoots
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Publisher's summary
The natives of a far-flung archipelago are tring to turn their islands into a fantasy world called "Land of Zoots". There are rainbow bubble abodes, giant inflatable walking/talking toes, and trees that grow feathers. While Rodant Kapoor is leading a troupe of tiny Terminator Teddy Bears, Ruby is trying to find out who is behind all this. Dan it be, the Wizard of Zoots?
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- david lebo
- 06-13-15
Great Social Commentary! AND A REALLY FUN STORY!
Suspend belief and pay attention. this is a great story. Ruby has been around since 1974. I've been listening to ZBS for over 30 years. Start here and go back and forth over the years.
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- drick1111
- 09-13-17
hoo boy what a heroine she is
The whole series is suprising and entertaining. Such colorful charactures. Makes me want to be with them to experiance their worlds
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