• No Such Thing As Werewolves

  • By: Chris Fox
  • Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
  • Length: 14 hrs and 19 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (812 ratings)

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No Such Thing As Werewolves

By: Chris Fox
Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
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Publisher's summary

WARNING: May Contain Werewolves.

A pyramid predating all known cultures appears without warning. Its discovery throws into question everything we know about the origins of mankind. Inside lies incredible technology, proof of a culture far more advanced than our own. Something dark lurks within, eager to resume a war as old as mankind. When it is unleashed it heralds the end of our species’ reign.

A plague of werewolves spreads across the world. A sunspot larger than anything in recorded history begins to grow. Yet both pale in comparison to the true threat, the evil the werewolves were created to fight.

©2014 Chris Fox (P)2014 Chris Fox

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Canines Rule

I totally love the irony of a book about werewolves, with featured parts for wolves, dogs, and coyotes written by a guy named Fox - canines rule! That was enough to pique my interest in this book, but I got much more fun than I bargained for. No Such Thing as Werewolves is properly designated Paranormal Fantasy (not only werewolves, but also hints of Zombies to come), but you could almost slot this in sci-fi since all the paranormal phenomenon is given scientific explanation drawing from various sciences - helio astronomy, archaeology, zoology, genetics, virology, and geology. Take that spicy mix and blend in a bit of ancient history, mythology, some great characters, a coming disaster, a little humor and a lot of suspense and you get a really entertaining and unique werewolf adventure.

The book takes a little time to set up the scenario and introduce characters, but once a major crisis occurs (about 2 and 1/2 hours in) it becomes really hard to stop listening as the tension continues to build and the explanations trickle in. The book ends on a cliffhanger and I'd bet virtually anyone who listens to book 1 is going to buy book 2.

Ryan Kennard Burke sounds a bit like Luke Daniels, but he's not as deft at letting the narrative dictate the tone. Burke uses that "high suspense" voice for every sentence even when the book is in a more relaxed section. However, his character voices were good and this is an enjoyable performance.

I also really loved that Chris Fox worked in some subtle "banner waving" for wolves since most wolf species are endangered and this apex predator could use a bit more love and respect from all of us. Can't wait for the sequel!

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Gripping story, great performance

Would you consider the audio edition of No Such Thing As Werewolves to be better than the print version?

The print version of the book is quite exciting, but the audio book takes it to another level!

What did you like best about this story?

The story has many facets. Yes it is a story about werewolves, but it is so much more. It has many elements of sci-fi and a tinge of Indiana Jones (humor and all). The characters are compelling, the action is dramatic, and the story deep and engaging.

Which character – as performed by Ryan Kennard Burke – was your favorite?

I loved Sheila!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Yes, but I can't say without spoilers.

Any additional comments?

I enjoyed the print version of the book, but the audio book truly does this book justice.

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Stargate?

This is one time in which I should have gone with my first impression. The name seemed silly and the cover also. I should have liked it. It has Werewolves, science, historians, aliens? etc... Even though the writer had ideas, it did not translate well in his writing. Not sure I can put my finger on it, too much telling, not enough showing, lack of character development, too much soap opera, too unbelievable. Not sure exactly. It was not bad, just not good enough to waste a credit or even a half of credit.

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Werewolves

Would you listen to No Such Thing As Werewolves again? Why?

Yes it's unique and fun

Who was your favorite character and why?

The goddess she is so badass

What about Ryan Kennard Burke’s performance did you like?

the beasts

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yes it is funny at times( I LOL many times )

Any additional comments?

if you like Larry Correia's Monster Hunter Series give this a try.

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awesome mix of adventure, Sci-Fi, Fantasy

This was an awesome mix of adventure (think Indiana Jones), Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and Mythology all in one action packed story. While this one did start out a bit slow for me , it did really start to pick up once Blair is in Peru at the site with the rest of the scientific team. From here I found the story very engaging and the story pulls you along on the wild ride that is “There are no Such Things as Werewolves”. There is so much I want to say about this story but so far everything I start out typing is just full of spoilers…..I will say that in the beginning I was very happy with myself to have figured out what the ancient enemy was….only to have that turned upside down and realized about 60-70% in that I was very wrong (which is a good thing, I like a book that surprises me). And the cliffhanger this ends on…..I mean really….how could you do that to us the listener/reader……that was just kinda mean. I will now have to satisfy myself with the prequel “The First Ark” and bide my time for the audio of the next book to be released.

~Narration~ Ryan Kennard Burke is a new to me narrator (although his voice is so familiar I’m wondering if he has narrated other books under another name……) and he did an amazing job telling this story. A narrator can really make or break a book and in this case the narration just brings the characters to life. I will definitely be looking at other books by RKB, and cannot wait to listen to the next book in this series. My one complaint is the production quality (not sure if my review copy was a clean “edited” copy or not), at first it seemed like there was some static or echoing and this continued on throughout the story. I don’t know anything about sound recording or production other then knowing something does not sound right, so I had my husband listen and he said what I was hearing sounded like sibilance overloading the recording or maxing out the compressor.

Other than that small issue I enjoyed the story and the narration and am looking forward to more.

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Action Packed.

Would you listen to No Such Thing As Werewolves again? Why?

Definitely because I loved both the story and the narrator.

What did you like best about this story?

Everything but especially the lore.

Have you listened to any of Ryan Kennard Burke’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No but I will check out more from him.

Any additional comments?

When a pyramid suddenly appears a team of scientists thinks that it is the discovery of their life. This pyramid predates any other things every unearthed on earth and they have no idea where it came from. What they don't know is that with the pyramid comes something that they think is legend. But it also heralds the end of the world. They need to figure things out before things are too late.

While looking through Audible, I came across this book and had to add it to my list. I love werewolves and this sounded awesome. I'm so glad I got a chance to listen to this because it was so so good.

Character wise, there are many but all of them have a central role to play. They are well written and developed but I think my favourite was Blair. He is only a teacher but is drawn into the action because he is the best at his job. He is the one that can translate the hieroglyphics but his life is changed because of it!

Plot wise, I loved everything about it. I loved the lore and history behind the pyramid. It was fascinating! I loved finding out about the werewolves and why they were created. I loved the scientific and military aspect of the story. The werewolves are spreading like a plague but there is a reason why and the twist the author put on it was amazing!!

What else can I say without spoiling something other than this book was amazing. Its a complex and gripping read and one I know I'll listen to again! It's well written and hard to believe that it's the authors first book! He put so much into the story and it shows. It's action packed and with plenty of twists to keep every one reading. This is quite a long book but I flew through it! I loved everything about it and highly recommend.

There is quite a cliffhanger ending and I normally hate cliffhangers, but the authors note at the end was a good addition and took the edge off. I had to laugh a little at the ending though because the characters quip was so funny!!

Anyway, I loved No Such Things as Werewolves and would highly recommend the audio. The narrator did a great job of voicing the characters and the wolves. His voice was easy to listen to and follow. I'm so glad I listened to it because while reading it I could imagine it as a movie playing out. It was so good and I can not wait for book 2 to see what happens!!!

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A fun adventure with great narration!

What did you love best about No Such Thing As Werewolves?

The engaging and fast moving plot. Each chapter keeps you wanting to read more! I also really loved the humor. I laughed many times while reading/listening to the book. There are a lot of geeky and pop cultural jokes woven in.

Who was your favorite character and why?

I especially liked Liz. She kicks ass!

Which scene was your favorite?

So many good ones to choose from, it's hard to pick. The last scene is a great lead in to the next upcoming book!

Any additional comments?

Chris Fox has written a wonderfully engaging thriller that mixes together fantasy, sci-fi, technology, and mythology all into one. The narration by Ryan Burke really brings the characters to life!

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Werewolves, Zombies and Vampires Galore

I am writing this review after finishing the third book, Vampires Don't Sparkle. My first and most enthusiastic proclamation of this series is that I have burned through these three books in less than a month. I could not get enough of the new take on these age old mythological beings. All of my spare time came to a grinding halt and pushed to the side.

The series starts with the werewolves and gives you the hint of all the great things to come. A slow burn involving alien intervention, with each book establishing a deep and rich story of each of the mythological beings and their god-like place in the narrative and their impact on human history. Enough said before giving away too much.

Archaeology, fantasy, mythology and sci-fi blend into an exceptional story and you wonder how it all works....but it does. The characters are richly created and you feel the controversies they feel as what was once considered myth comes to life.

The narration by Mr. Burke is exceptional giving the voices of humans and monsters great life.

If like me you like to research your new favorite author feel free to look up Chris Fox. He is an indie writer who values his fans and reviews with great enthusiasm. Sign up for his newsletter and get a free prequel book and a personal thank you from the author.

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

I can't wait until book 4. Let's get cracking Mr. Fox.

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Lame story and two dimensional characters

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

Less hokey story and real characters. The story is just... really lame. It makes the movie National Treasure 2 seem exciting by comparison.

What could Chris Fox have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Maybe adding 3 dimensions to his characters instead of just two. Maybe realizing that the evil businessmen stereotype died years ago. Maybe realizing that the matriarchy versus patriarchy thing is less interesting than pulling up a lawn chair and watching tomatoes grow.

Which character – as performed by Ryan Kennard Burke – was your favorite?

None.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

Not really. Narrator was really good but a good narrator can't save a bad story.

Any additional comments?

Monster Hunters International rocks. This book goes down like a hunk of concrete in stagnant water.

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Different and a real story line keeps moving

What did you love best about No Such Thing As Werewolves?

Well laid plot with a great host of characters to like or dislike, The unlikely hero who has alittle trouble figuring out the real truth

What other book might you compare No Such Thing As Werewolves to and why?

I haven't had too many to compare this story line too. It is unique that it plays with the past just enough to ring true

Have you listened to any of Ryan Kennard Burke’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Again all I have to say is Mr Burke is a true professional who has a wide range of talents that make for a great read

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes. but time doesn't allow that to happen. It keeps you interested enough to want to get to the next chapter

Any additional comments?

Look forward to reading the rest of the series

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