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Sales Horror Stories!
- Humorous Tales of Sales Gone Wrong
- Narrated by: Dan Seidman
- Length: 52 mins
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Critic Reviews
"Dan Seidman provides the sugar that helps the medicine go down in the form of humor that enlightens as it tickles." (Jay Conrad Levinson)
"Stories so funny they have to be true! And that's why they're so useful: must reading for anyone who sells for a living (or wants to)." (Seth Godin)
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- Scott
- 12-16-07
Don't....
This book calls itself humorous. If this is funny I'd rather spend 3 days in the Fresno Auditor's Office of the IRS. If this book is funny I'd rather get a root canal and a simultaneous proctological exam. The vignettes contained within this 'book' of anecdotes are so short and lacking in wisdom I felt robbed. If you feel that killing a chicken with a 2x4 is hysterically funny, perhaps this is the book for you. I think that was the first or second sales story. On a positive note this man must be a genius to have marketed this book. Due to the fact that one must give a star to complete this review I have given that star. Real name: scott stambler
2 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- Gregory
- 11-27-07
Huh
This book was a joke...if you want a bad sales stories strung together followed by the most sophomoric takeaways...this is the book for you!
2 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
- Bikermomma
- 09-02-20
not very funny
listened to a couple chapters I couldn't listen to any more! made me anxious terrible!
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