In this super close, tight knit episode of the STAB! show, closer than a brother host Jesse Jones welcomes a strictly platonic panel of Cierra Ramirez, Tessa Brown, & Dayna Bryant to share their three takes on RIF, bootlegs of Jeepers Creepers, Zombieland, & Omen, closing arguments in defense of being bullied in middle school, choosing a really dumb hill to die on, & insomnia, angry poems about rainy days, regretful lays, & disparity in pays, and tourism guides for That-Bish-ville, The Quirky Islands, & Optimism Falls.

In this healthy, full formed episode of the STAB! show, regular host Jesse Jones welcomes a corny panel of Kameron Schmid, Cory Barringer, & Eric Barger to share their three HAGOs, new Greeting Cards for “Congratulations on that threesome”, “Incase you thought we forgot”, “Happy First time you told your kids, ‘Because I Said So’ Day”, celebrations of Stanislav Petrov, Linda Hamilton, one dollar & three dollar gold coins, the three cent piece, the Hollywood sign, the Great Plague of London, & Gilligan’s Island, reviews of things, including a Game Informer review of human intimacy, a Yelp review of the Afterlife, & an Amazon review of the digestive system, and everyone’s perfect endings to the show.

In this thick and yeasty episode of the STAB! show, nutty, full bodies host Jesse Jones welcomes a glass of an uncrustable panel in Joe-Joe Louis, Ben Warheit, & Jaclyn Weiand to share their three takes on BLOG, bootleg versions of The Croods, Kangaroo Jack, & The Love Guru, new theme restaurants including “Oops, All Bread!”, and themed around a miserable family reunion picnic, & a bridal shower, dating profiles for a mechanical pencil, a basket full of Jackfruit, & a 12 foot tall Home Depot skeleton, and recaps of podcasts from the world of the back of a sugary kids breakfast cereal box, a podcast titled “Just Rippin’ It”, & a podcast hosted by a charcuterie board.

In this hatful, Momly episode of the STAB! show, outsider barely holding it all together, and host, Jesse Jones welcomes a cacophonic up skirt panel of Jeff Brown, Emma Haney, & Kim Martel to share their three YMBJs, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters WILEJAT, EHACOUM, & LNGIACU, recipes for effectively enhancing a resume, for gettin’ down in da club, & someone really into drag racing, dating profiles for a tangled mess of charging cables, Cowboy Curtis from Pee-wee’s Playhouse, & a bag of marshmallows, and tourism guides for The United Principalities of Morose, Rage-Quit-sylvania, & Giggle Town.

In this exceptionally furry episode of the STAB! show, good boy and host Jesse Jones welcomes a purr-fect panel of Joe-Joe Louis, Jess Roberts, & Molly Doan to share their three takes on COL, pick-up lines to and from a straw man argument, banana Laughy Taffy, & the 90s Taco Bell interior design aesthetic, campaign speeches for oganesson seeking re-election to the board of noble gasses, a fork full of ravioli, dropped six seconds ago, campaigning for a spot back on the plate, & a wiggly rubbery monster pencil topper ticket redemption prize, running for mayor of an elementary school kid’s backpack, wedding vows to the Grim Reaper, Christmas decorations in stores in September, & a roommate’s stack of week old dirty dishes in the sink, and recaps of new Fall TV series, “Battle of Uranus”, “Tiger Addict”, & “Amy Impossible & The Micro Dogs”.

In this frothy, salty episode of the STAB! show, thieving crab and host Jesse Jones welcomes a briney panel of Lacey Carroll, Connor Martin, & Sam Hochhalter share their three MOOPs, new greeting cards for occasions including Happy Petty Revenge Day, Sorry you’ve just realized you’ve Finally become what you swore growing up that you’d never be, & Congratulations on the new Drug Habit, craigslists ads for a single level marketing scheme, just alright jeans, & a gateway to an alternate dimension that you’re not sure is any better, but at least it’s not here, angry poems about land lovers, night clubbers, & rubber baby buggy bumpers, and tourism guides for Cookersfield, Tassel Town, & Bark-Bark-Meowsburgh.

In this over the pants episode of the STAB! show, grinding and sweating host Jesse Jones welcomes a chafed panel of Grant Potter, Tessa Brown, & Tyler Kinney to share their three takes on CML, new STAB!tionary entries from random letters TYRDEAB, EPBTELM, & ATDJDIW, recipes for an enticing carnival game, someone who still believes in the goodness of others, & a middle school skating party, reviews of things including a Car & Driver review of vandalizing a Tesla, a Rolling Stone review of your own self speak, & a TripAdvisor review if doing hallucinogens in the woods, and descriptions of businesses including a brothel in Abstinence Falls, selling limbs to snakes and worms, & grief counseling services for sociopaths.

In this totally terrific tour through the STAB! show, hecka sick host Jesse Jones welcomes an eerily forgotten panel of Mikhail Chernyavsky, Brett Stults & Jenna Swartz to share their three HPCCs, nine items on the break room bulletin board of Suck Ups, celebrations of weather forecasts, Jerry Garcia, MTV, Dune, oxygen, & Jason Momoa, descriptions of new drugs, Thinkful Wishings, Micro Trevors, & Turquoise Aunts, and tourism guides for Ultra-Luxembourg, Meme-coin-opolis, & The Tarot Islands.