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Rules for a Perfect Life
- Narrated by: Caroline Lennon
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Rules for a perfect life...Rule One: Do not ditch the man everyone says is perfect for you because he eats the last yellow jelly-baby in the bag. Rule Two: Do not move to a shack in the country to ‘find yourself’ and inadvertently become an object of ridicule for the locals. Rule Three: Do not fall for a man who has two children who hate you, a saintly dead wife you can never live up to and a mother who thinks you are the hired help.
Maggie wants the perfect life - but if she keeps breaking the rules can she ever have it?
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- Brooksies
- 06-27-12
Relaxing,well written but quite predictable
This is a really good book if you just want to turn your brain off and relax. The first two chapters started off a bit depressing but then it good much better. Its a story about a woman who has the most cynical view I've ever come across. Regrettably the listener is much smarter than the main heroine and sees what is coming a mile off.
I was doubting to score this a four or three stars but the nice Irish tones from Caroline Lennon made it a real relaxing book to listen to.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- NicNac
- 10-03-20
a good romance story
Good plot that kept me hooked, likeable characters. The story is well narrated. Well worth listening to.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Mrs. K. I. Richards
- 12-31-15
well written enjoyable book.
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likeable characters, apart from one who is needed as a balance.
liked polly an inquisitive six year old.
a good story to listen to between the heavy stuff.
enjoyed carolline lennon's performance of the story.
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