Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep Audiobook By David S Atkinson cover art

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep

By: David S Atkinson
Narrated by: Skyler Morgan
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In his previous collection, Not Quite so Stories, David S. Atkinson twisted reality with small absurdities. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Stealing Loose Change from My Pockets While I Sleep leaves sanity completely behind, pondering modern life through surreal humorous flash fiction involving Margaret Thatcher, jam appearing in boxers overnight, Gene Roddenberry, and more.

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This roller coaster writing style ended up being quite addicting. I found each story oddly fascinating. It didn't take long to get hooked! I hope David S. Atkinson writes more of these!

Reminds me of Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

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The book is oddly connected with its weird quirky stories. I didn't really know what I was getting into but the writing style reminds me of Hunter S. Thompson which was refreshing! I will come back and listen to this again.

Nonstop auditory chaos and I loved every moment!

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the narrator is great. I just couldn't get into it. it's supposed to funny. it's not relevant to me so I couldn't find it entertaining.

I couldn't get into it. I tried.

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