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The Two-Night One-Night Stand Audiobook

The Two-Night One-Night Stand

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Publisher's Summary

A girl. A guy. And a talking peen.

Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that.

Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he's too busy to date. But that doesn't stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won't just walk up to you.

But what if she does?

Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?

This romantic comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, and looking for a shot glass of your own.

This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult listeners.

©2016 Ryan Ringbloom (P)2017 Ryan Ringbloom

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    PATRICIA 09-14-17
    PATRICIA 09-14-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Laugh out loud funny!"

    Every once in a while, a romantic comedy comes out that just hits me as so good and funny that I laugh out loud. This one definitely did this to me. Matthew meets Holly on an accidental blind date, not letting her know he is not the person she is supposed to be meeting. From there, it's one laugh after another along with incredible chemistry. Matthew is a sweet guy, hard working and doesn't date that often. Holly is recovering from a breakup and being told it's time to get back out there. What makes this so good, is the idea that men think with the wrong head. "Peen" is always talking to Matt, guiding him to jump into bed with Holly every chance he gets. The conversations they have are so entertaining, just like you would imagine them to be if you could hear them out loud. Give this book a read, you will not be disappointed, the story is great and the comedy is hysterical.

    Tor Thom and Charley Ongel duet narrate this story. Their chemistry always comes through when they perform and with this one, you can hear the laughter in their voices. Tor Thom's "Peen" is spot on, it will make those around you wonder why you are laughing!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Dee LA 09-08-17
    Dee LA 09-08-17
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    "This book was fun!"
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    This listen is your garden variety rom-com but it was formulaic gold! The duo narration really cemented the story and I thoroughly enjoyed the crazy.

    The male narrator was my favorite. He delivered a swoon-worthy nerd and I just loved his presentation. The female narrator kept pace and her crazy kept me smiling.

    The ending was kind of 'meh' but that's par for the genre.

    It's too bad this is not a series though. I would love to get more of this story...and the six nieces...and two brothers...and ex-boyfriend...and gay male colleague. Hint. Hint.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    jstep 09-06-17
    jstep 09-06-17
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    "Fun, cute and entertaining listen!"
    What did you love best about The Two-Night One-Night Stand?

    There were some really funny parts that totally made me laugh out loud. I think that's what I liked best about the book. That, and the fact that it was so real as opposed to some of these novels that I so far out in left field of things that would never really happen IRL. It was hilarious and genuine.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Two-Night One-Night Stand?

    The whole awkward night at Matthew's with the snowstorm was pretty funny. I could appreciate the awkwardness of the whole situation, though I haven't been in the exact same situation. That's all that I can say without giving away any spoilers!


    Which character – as performed by Tor Thom and Charley Ongel – was your favorite?

    I thought that both Matthew and Holly were performed really well. I typically am not a huge fan of both female and male narrators in one book, as it sometimes jars the "flow" while listening, but it worked for this book and the writing style. The secondary characters were performed well too. Both narrators were super pleasant to listen to and played the various characters well, with a nice cadence.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    It actually was. I personally could have done without "peen," but that's just my particular opinion. It was a fast moving, fun listen and I put it on sleep timer more than once in a night because I was enjoying listening to it.


    Any additional comments?

    I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for an honest review.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    TinkerMel 08-19-17
    TinkerMel 08-19-17 Member Since 2017
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    "hold your gut funny in some parts"

    I am very glad this was a shorter book then i normally listen to. I started it at 9ish pm and couldn't stop listening till it was done!
    great book, and very well written. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    KIDSFIRST81 08-15-17
    KIDSFIRST81 08-15-17 Member Since 2013
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    "Had me laughing out loud several times"
    Where does The Two-Night One-Night Stand rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This is one of the better romantic comedy books I have listened to in a while. It had a cute premise and wasn't so over the top like other romance books are. I would rank this in my top 20 of romance comedies.


    What about Tor Thom and Charley Ongel ’s performance did you like?

    Both Tor Thom and Charley Ongel did a great job with their performance. They put emotion into their characters and humor in the correct parts. Not all voice actors could pull off a talking Peen either and Tom did perfectly.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book had me laughing several times and I am sure several cars around me wondered what was going on since I listened to it mostly while I was driving around town over a weekend while I was out running errands. This book had a great mix of comedy and romance put together for a good storyline.


    Any additional comments?

    I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for my unbiased review.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Laura Collins SC, United States 08-15-17
    Laura Collins SC, United States 08-15-17
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    "Great Book!"
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    This is a great book with a wonderful story and well developed characters. The story flowed very well and was very enjoyable. This book will keep you reading long into the night and you will not want to put this book down until you finish. This was such a great read and full of surprises.

    The narrator did a wonderful job with this book. She did a great job with the different voices of each character in this book. It was very easy to listen to and I didn’t want to stop listening until the end.

    If you are looking for a great book with well-developed characters then you need to listen to this book. I am looking forward to listening to the next book by this author and narrator.

    This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Boom.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Adriana B USA 08-12-17
    Adriana B USA 08-12-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Great Romantic Comedy!"

    I really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. It was funny and kept me hooked all the way to the conclusion.

    Narration was excellent and brought the story to life.

    This book is well written and one of the funniest romantic comedies I have ever listened/read. I'll be looking for more books written by this talented author and narrators.

    "I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Desi 08-05-17
    Desi 08-05-17 Member Since 2016
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    "So good"

    I received this audiobook for free in exchange for a real and honest review.
    This book has a little bit of everything: endearing hero, self-deprecating and frustrating heroine, quirkiness and off the wall humor, plus seriously steamy bedroom scenes. The narrators are both amazing and I will definitely be looking for more books by Ryan Ringbloom in the future.

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    Dhawk 08-04-17
    Dhawk 08-04-17
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    "Laugh out loud funny!!!!"

    Peen monologues..... how can you go wrong with peen monologues!!
    “I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    mandy 08-02-17
    mandy 08-02-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Hilarious!"

    I absolutely loved this book! It was hysterically funny, sweet and sexy! I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes several times. The narration was fantastic too. This is the perfect book for anyone looking for a light, funny story that will leave you will a smile on your face.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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