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Publisher's Summary

A girl. A guy. And a talking peen.

Holly Martin isn't the type to have a one-night stand. But a crushing break up, a sexy blind date, and a few shots of Fireball is about to change all that.

Matthew Daniels is an introverted PA who claims he's too busy to date. But that doesn't stop his older brothers from encouraging him to let loose and get out there, because as they put it - the right girl won't just walk up to you.

But what if she does?

Is it possible for a one-night stand that happens twice, to actually become more? Could two nights of reckless debauchery actually lead to true love? Or is this just another case of a whisky induced disaster?

This romantic comedy is sure to have you laughing, cringing, rolling your eyes, and looking for a shot glass of your own.

This book contains mature content (and immature content). It is intended for adult listeners.

©2016 Ryan Ringbloom (P)2017 Ryan Ringbloom

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Laugh out loud funny!

Every once in a while, a romantic comedy comes out that just hits me as so good and funny that I laugh out loud. This one definitely did this to me. Matthew meets Holly on an accidental blind date, not letting her know he is not the person she is supposed to be meeting. From there, it's one laugh after another along with incredible chemistry. Matthew is a sweet guy, hard working and doesn't date that often. Holly is recovering from a breakup and being told it's time to get back out there. What makes this so good, is the idea that men think with the wrong head. "Peen" is always talking to Matt, guiding him to jump into bed with Holly every chance he gets. The conversations they have are so entertaining, just like you would imagine them to be if you could hear them out loud. Give this book a read, you will not be disappointed, the story is great and the comedy is hysterical.

Tor Thom and Charley Ongel duet narrate this story. Their chemistry always comes through when they perform and with this one, you can hear the laughter in their voices. Tor Thom's "Peen" is spot on, it will make those around you wonder why you are laughing!

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Great story with fantastic narration

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Great book….loved the humor. It's definitely worth your time and credit. It's one of those books that you will listen to repeatedly just for the fun of it. It pulls you in immediately and holds your attention from beginning to end. I ended up staying up late because I was so wrapped up in the story I didn’t want to stop listening. I thought.... I'll just start this while I clean up after dinner. Well.... 3 hours later the dishes were done, the laundry and 3 bathrooms. When I started to reorganize the closet just to keep listening I knew I was in trouble. Even though I stayed up late to finish the book I wish it had been longer, just because it was an enjoyable story.

It's a well written, fun, humorous, steamy and just plain all around entertaining story with a great cast of well rounded and immediately likable characters.

The narration was fantastic. Tor Thom and Charley Ongel are a great duo. They are each great narrators on their own but their dual narrations are a pleasure to listen too. Clearly spoken with a nice even pace. Great character voices. Perfect tone and delivery of the humor. They made the story and characters come to life. Very enjoyable.

I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and voluntarily provided this review.

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This book was fun!

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This listen is your garden variety rom-com but it was formulaic gold! The duo narration really cemented the story and I thoroughly enjoyed the crazy.

The male narrator was my favorite. He delivered a swoon-worthy nerd and I just loved his presentation. The female narrator kept pace and her crazy kept me smiling.

The ending was kind of 'meh' but that's par for the genre.

It's too bad this is not a series though. I would love to get more of this story...and the six nieces...and two brothers...and ex-boyfriend...and gay male colleague. Hint. Hint.

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Fun, cute and entertaining listen!

What did you love best about The Two-Night One-Night Stand?

There were some really funny parts that totally made me laugh out loud. I think that's what I liked best about the book. That, and the fact that it was so real as opposed to some of these novels that I so far out in left field of things that would never really happen IRL. It was hilarious and genuine.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Two-Night One-Night Stand?

The whole awkward night at Matthew's with the snowstorm was pretty funny. I could appreciate the awkwardness of the whole situation, though I haven't been in the exact same situation. That's all that I can say without giving away any spoilers!

Which character – as performed by Tor Thom and Charley Ongel – was your favorite?

I thought that both Matthew and Holly were performed really well. I typically am not a huge fan of both female and male narrators in one book, as it sometimes jars the "flow" while listening, but it worked for this book and the writing style. The secondary characters were performed well too. Both narrators were super pleasant to listen to and played the various characters well, with a nice cadence.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

It actually was. I personally could have done without "peen," but that's just my particular opinion. It was a fast moving, fun listen and I put it on sleep timer more than once in a night because I was enjoying listening to it.

Any additional comments?

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for an honest review.

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Great Story!

What a fun story this was! I had a few laughs with this one. Tor Thom and Charley Ongel’s narration just keeps getting better and better! I loved it!

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The Two Night One Night just can't put it down audible!!

I had already read the book and it is one of my favorites by Ryan Ringbloom. I am a "re-reader" especially if I am traveling. I love to bring a favorite book along. I now have a new found love for audible so that I can listen and drive. Tor & Charley did an amazing job at bringing Matt and Holly to life! When I heard Tor voice Peen I lost it all over again. My family thought I was "cray cray"! I think anytime I read about someone struggling with their conscious thought all I will hear is Tor's voice as Peen. I look forward to more from these narrators and of course from Ryan Ringbloom! Even if you have read this book, an audible makes it fresh and new, like watching a movie in your head but the narrator is able to convey the whole book to their audience. I will be checking out other audibles by Tor and Charley.

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Had me laughing out loud several times

Where does The Two-Night One-Night Stand rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This is one of the better romantic comedy books I have listened to in a while. It had a cute premise and wasn't so over the top like other romance books are. I would rank this in my top 20 of romance comedies.

What about Tor Thom and Charley Ongel ’s performance did you like?

Both Tor Thom and Charley Ongel did a great job with their performance. They put emotion into their characters and humor in the correct parts. Not all voice actors could pull off a talking Peen either and Tom did perfectly.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

This book had me laughing several times and I am sure several cars around me wondered what was going on since I listened to it mostly while I was driving around town over a weekend while I was out running errands. This book had a great mix of comedy and romance put together for a good storyline.

Any additional comments?

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for my unbiased review.

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Great Book!

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This is a great book with a wonderful story and well developed characters. The story flowed very well and was very enjoyable. This book will keep you reading long into the night and you will not want to put this book down until you finish. This was such a great read and full of surprises.

The narrator did a wonderful job with this book. She did a great job with the different voices of each character in this book. It was very easy to listen to and I didn’t want to stop listening until the end.

If you are looking for a great book with well-developed characters then you need to listen to this book. I am looking forward to listening to the next book by this author and narrator.

This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of Audiobook Boom.

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Great Romantic Comedy!

I really enjoyed listening to this audiobook. It was funny and kept me hooked all the way to the conclusion.

Narration was excellent and brought the story to life.

This book is well written and one of the funniest romantic comedies I have ever listened/read. I'll be looking for more books written by this talented author and narrators.

"I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."

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So good

I received this audiobook for free in exchange for a real and honest review.
This book has a little bit of everything: endearing hero, self-deprecating and frustrating heroine, quirkiness and off the wall humor, plus seriously steamy bedroom scenes. The narrators are both amazing and I will definitely be looking for more books by Ryan Ringbloom in the future.

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