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Sexy Motherpucker Audiobook

Sexy Motherpucker

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Publisher's Summary

When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth - in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl - you would think I'd hit rock bottom.

Wrong.

Let's back this up a sec....

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was "stepmom" material.

AKA, not me, apparently.

The problem? I'm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We're still friends, after all, and friends don't let friends fake it alone.

Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.

I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive redhead. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known?

I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.

But when it comes to Laura?

Hell, maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it.

©2017 Lili Valente (P)2017 Lili Valente

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    bookbruin 07-15-17
    bookbruin 07-15-17
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    "Funny and Sweet Hockey Romance!"
    Would you listen to Sexy Motherpucker again? Why?

    Yes! This was a really entertaining romantic comedy that was sweet and laugh out loud hilarious! It was both a friends to lovers and second chance love story, with a generous portion of hockey thrown in for good measure. The characters were realistic and there was a perfect balance between the swoons, steam, and angst.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Sexy Motherpucker?

    When Laura's diaphragm becomes a victim of the dog and is then given a proper burial in the yard. I loved Brendan's in-laws and how open and loving they were in this situation. I can't imagine how difficult it must be to lose your child, yet remain supportive and accepting of your son in law and his future relationships. The secondary characters in this book were amazing!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When Laura and Brendan lock themselves in the closet inside Laura's childhood room. It went from incredibly sexy to mortifying in the most humiliating and crazy way! Laura's parents were awesome!

    I also really enjoyed the epilogue and how big of a role Chloe played throughout the entire book. It was realistic and heartfelt.


    Any additional comments?

    I really liked the female narrator, but I felt that the male narrator spoke a little too slowly for my liking. It didn't detract from the story, but I enjoyed his narration more when I sped it up to 1.25x.

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    Jeanmarie Messina 07-13-17
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    "LOVED LOVED LOVED IT!!!!"
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    I get so excited when I get to listen to a new Lili Valente book. This book was amazing and I could not put it down. It was Sexy, Funny, Dirty and Romantic. It was everything. Lili's style of writing is unique and always seems to pull me in right from the very beginning. The characters are well developed and I loved Laura and Brendan's Love story so much, and Brendan's little girl Chloe was so damn cute. Sexy Motherpucker can be read as a standalone but it is also part of a series. I highly recommend you listen to Hot As Puck, you will not be disappointed.

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    KIDSFIRST81 07-05-17
    KIDSFIRST81 07-05-17 Member Since 2013
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    "Hot Hockey Star Romance"
    What made the experience of listening to Sexy Motherpucker the most enjoyable?

    I love Lili's style of writing. She blends humor and romance together so well. She makes the reader feel like you know the characters and what they are thinking/feeling. The situations the characters come across are told in a way that you also feel they are believable. I love that I can laugh at the story and also swoon at the characters.


    What does Little Town Studios, LLC bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    This is actually narrated by Tyler Donne , Summer Roberts. These two narrators perfectly blend together and they both bring great emotion to their recordings. As a reader you feel a part of the story by these narrators. As an audible listener emotions I feel are what really make listening to the story so different than just reading it.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, I loved this book and didn't want to quit listening. It has just enough finesse to pull you in and want to see what happens next but not so much that it's overly dramatic as some stories are done.


    Any additional comments?

    I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher for my unbiased review.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    amoryamistad 11-09-17
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    "Sexy Motherpucker"

    Another excellent story by Lili Valente. Her stories have a way of drawing you in but listening to them on audio is even better. It's actually like you are part of the story. The narrators bot did excellent jobs bringing the characters to life. Sexy Motherpucker is everything you would except it was funny, romantic, sweet and sexy. I can't wait to hear more audio books from this fantastic author.

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    Jonella A. Moore Indiana, USA 08-28-17
    Jonella A. Moore Indiana, USA 08-28-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Hockey romance"

    I was looking forward to listening to this audiobook. Unfortunately, the heroine irritated me because she was such a wishy-washy type and I just wanted to smack her! I felt like she spent most of the book whining. The story could have been great, I just can't bring myself to like her character. Narration was well performed.

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    Jacquie C M 07-27-17
    Jacquie C M 07-27-17
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    "Awesomeness from Lili Valente!"

    I loved reading this book and thoroughly enjoyed the audio version! Really good narration and timing made these characters come to life, and made me love this friends to lovers story even more!
    Brendan is a hot, hockey playing single dad who needs to convince his former in-laws he's providing his daughter with a stable female influence. Enter Laura, the hockey team's PR whiz and the woman secretly in love with Brendan.
    Their relationship is filled with sexy times, alot of laughs, and time spent with an adorable little girl. The only problem is: can this fake affair become something more?

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    Maura 07-16-17
    Maura 07-16-17
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    "Sexy INDEED!!!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Sexy Motherpucker to be better than the print version?

    Having read the book when it was first released, it was enjoyable reliving the story.


    What did you like best about this story?

    This is another fantastic book written by Lili Valente. It's got the perfect balance of friendship, romance, hockey and adventures in parenting. She has once again scored a goal with this book. Will we see a hat trick when we get to read "Puckaholic"? I bet we will !!!!


    What about Little Town Studios, LLC’s performance did you like?

    I liked the way the narrators brought the story to life. Their inflections for each character they were reading allowed for seamless listening.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, I found myself driving the long way home from work.


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    Radine 07-14-17
    Radine 07-14-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Great story"

    I loved reading this story so much that when I saw the audio upgrade I bought and listened to it immediately. The narration was perfect and I'm really glad to add this book to my audio library.

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    Mary Young 07-11-17
    Mary Young 07-11-17
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    "Fun Rom Com"
    If you could sum up Sexy Motherpucker in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, sexy, sweet


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    The story made me laugh.


    Any additional comments?

    Just the title, Sexy Motherpucker was funny. The story was very entertaining, sweet and sexy. Brendan and Laura were great together. The narration which was duo, did a great job. As usual, Lil Valente does it again.

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    Renee Myrman Olichwier 07-10-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Loved It!"

    I absolutely loved this story!! I found myself laughing out loud and at times chocking up. I really loved Brendan and Chloe and thought Laura was the perfect match for them. The ending was fantastic!! Narrators did an awesome job!!

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