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- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Bear Necessities
- Halle Shifters, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 229
Once a Bear sets his mind on a mission, it's best to stay out of his way. Alexander "Bunny" Bunsun is that Bear. Something's not right with his cousin Chloe, and he's come to Halle, PA, to sort it out, turn his Harley around and head home to Oregon. Until an enticing scent lures him into the local tattoo shop. There she is. An inked, Southern-drawled she-Wolf with lime-green hair. His perfect mate.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Worth the wait.
- By Poppy on 04-25-17
By: Dana Marie Bell
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The Big Alpha in Town
- By: Eve Langlais, Milly Taiden, Kate Baxter
- Narrated by: Lauren Sweet
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 349
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 327
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 325
Meeting his mate should have been cause for celebration. There's just one teeny-tiny problem. Jade thinks Ark might have impregnated her sister. He didn't, but convincing Jade is going to take a bit of honey. Keir's been told to stop playing the field and settle down. But his sights have always been set on Ally. She's his mate, plain and simple. Gorgeous wood nymph Mia Oliver is on a mission: Find a suitable male to get her good 'n' pregnant and provide her with an heir.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome stories.
- By Mary on 06-04-18
By: Eve Langlais, and others
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Hard to Fight
- By: Bella Jewel
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 198
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 179
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 177
Grace is a bounty hunter who wants to be taken seriously, but her boss refuses to believe that a woman can bring down a dangerous criminal. She finally gets a chance to prove herself when she's given the case of a lifetime: capture Raide Knox and bring him to justice. Raide is a dangerous fugitive on the run...and the sexiest man Grace has ever met. Catching Raide won't be easy. He's not the kind of man to go down without a fight.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A MEMORABLE LISTEN... FUN, ACTION, DRAMA & ROMANCE
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 10-02-15
By: Bella Jewel
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The Queen of Carnage
- Underestimated, Book 1
- By: Candice Wright
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 155
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
After getting tangled up in Carnage business, it isn’t long before I'm tangled up in their sheets. They see is my blonde hair and sweet smile, and they want to dirty me up a little. I'm a splash of pink within the leather-clad army, standing out like a tampon in a condom factory. But it’s not my fault they underestimated me. I might like girly things, but I’m much more likely to spray you with bullets then sprinkle you with glitter. I could just tell them they have me labeled all wrong...but where’s the fun in that?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book!
- By desi on 08-21-21
By: Candice Wright
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,366
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,277
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,273
Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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2 out of 5 stars
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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Beautifully Broken
- By: K B Winters
- Narrated by: James Larceny, Summer Morton
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 458
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 426
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 426
As an ex-Navy SEAL there are a few guarantees in life. Avoiding relationships is one of them. Dealing with PTSD is another. So when I come across the Reckless Bastards MC, it’s perfect for a man like me. Last thing I expect is to encounter Jana Carter at a painting class. Don’t ask why I was there. I can hardly keep my eyes off of her. She’s a shy, sultry vixen, and she grabs ahold of me so hard, I can’t let go.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Can the quiet girl save the broken ex-Seal?
- By Reggie on 11-08-18
By: K B Winters
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 402
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 399
Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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Inked
- By: Lauren Landish, Willow Winters
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Holly Chandler
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,263
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,181
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,180
One look, and panties drop. One night, and they're ready to marry me. Too bad I'm not interested in anything more than a taste. Until I'm tempted by Little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. She's a good girl, the kind I want to possess, dominate, ruin. No one's ever told me no, and I'm not about to let it stop me now.
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1 out of 5 stars
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How is this so highly rated?
- By Michelle on 01-17-18
By: Lauren Landish, and others
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Royal Dragon
- By: Charlene Hartnady
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Sebastian York
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,109
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,014
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,008
The eligible dragon shifter males must hunt a handful of females. It's first catch, first serve. The biggest problem is that the females are human. Despite feedback to the contrary, Coal thinks they are weak and breakable. In his opinion, not capable of surviving the hunt, let alone the mating that will follow. He doesn't believe that a lowly human is capable of birthing him a royal heir, so why has his brother, the king, tasked him with claiming one?
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3 out of 5 stars
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VERY EROTIC
- By Edwina "I Love books" on 11-22-17
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Zach
- Hell's Handlers MC, Book 1
- By: Lilly Atlas
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,170
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,084
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,082
Toni’s no stranger to making mistakes. She has experienced firsthand how walking down the wrong path can send life spiraling out of control. Fortunately, she had someone to drag her from the gutter and help set her on the right track. As penance for the poor choices of her past, she pledges to suppress her baser desires and focus on finding a steady, dependable man, even if that means embracing a boring lifestyle.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YES!
- By Audrey on 03-10-19
By: Lilly Atlas
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Dirty Dix
- Hard Love, Book 1
- By: Monica James
- Narrated by: Ryan West, Virginia Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4 out of 5 stars 67
Filthy, sexy and full of surprises, Juliet is so hot she has me on fire. I’ve met my match and I can’t help going back for more. Then there’s Madison…she’s sweet, funny and awakens in me a fierce need to protect her. But I don’t do relationships. I don’t usually do the same woman twice. Juliet and Madison: Two very different women have got me completely hooked. Who will I choose? I know who I should choose, but I never said I was the hero of this story, or even the good guy. And besides, who wants to be good, when it feels so good being bad?
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1 out of 5 stars
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SORRY.. BUT THIS STORY WASN’T FOR ME
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-03-19
By: Monica James
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Captured
- Devil's Blaze MC, Book 1
- By: Jordan Marie
- Narrated by: Morgan Tyler, Leo Barnabas
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 248
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 232
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 232
There's an animal in me that I keep hidden. Beth calls to him. She tempts the monster and lures him to the surface. I'm obsessed with her. I can't stay away, even when doing so puts my entire club in danger. Her blood is on my hands. I formed her to fit only me. I was her first and if I have to kill everyone in our way. So be it. I will be her last. She is mine.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Grief
- By BarbaraY on 10-15-17
By: Jordan Marie
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Capture
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Peter Coleman
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 386
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 362
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 363
Losing your ability to speak at the age of 17; it's not normal or fair. But trauma has a way of throwing normality out the window. Dani lives anything but a normal life: her sister is married to one of the biggest names in Hollywood, her best friends are rock stars, and she has more love around her than most people experience in a lifetime. But that doesn't change the fact their parents are dead, or that it's her fault. It seems her new normal is being a mute, living on the inside, unable to actually communicate on the outside.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story
- By Tami 📚 on 08-05-17
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Love Unscripted
- The Love Series, Book 1
- By: Tina Reber
- Narrated by: Madeleine Maby
- Length: 22 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,267
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,159
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,163
Ryan Christensen just wanted to be an actor. Never in his wildest dreams did he imagine a life where fans would chase him, paparazzi would stalk him, and Hollywood studios would want to own him. While filming in Seaport, Rhode Island, Ryan ducks into a neighborhood bar for a quick escape from legions of screaming fans... and finds much more than he expected. Nursing a recent heartbreak, Taryn Mitchell believes men are best kept at a safe distance. But when Ryan Christensen unexpectedly bursts through the front door of her pub, she can’t help but be drawn in
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5 out of 5 stars
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A WELL WRITTEN AND NARRATED LOVE STORY
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 11-15-12
By: Tina Reber
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Girth
- By: Savannah Rylan
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Tatiana Sokolov
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 273
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 247
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Story4 out of 5 stars 249
They call me Girth for a reason. I’m a damn giant. The muscle in the MC. It’s why I get sent out on loan when some of our brothers down South need some help. And by help, I mean crush some guys' skulls. That’s what the Marked Skulls are good at. Name fits, right? But when I get there, I’m tasked with protecting the President’s daughter, Lila. She’s petite and gorgeous, and all I can do is look. The Pres made it clear; I can’t touch. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? Until he finds out.
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2 out of 5 stars
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EROTICA NOTHING ELSE
- By A User on 06-23-18
By: Savannah Rylan
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The Dragon's Tattoo: A Dragon Shifter Romance
- Bluewater Coast, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline, Gregory Kellen
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 214
Anthony was my best friend and the first boy I ever kissed. The first boy I ever loved. I always thought we would be together. Then, he left town, and I never heard from him again. Now, there’s a new doctor at the hospital in the department where I work, and I can’t believe who it is. It’s Anthony.
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1 out of 5 stars
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1/2 way through and BORING!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Jack of Hearts
- Aces & Eights, Book 1
- By: Sandra Owens
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden, Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 578
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 505
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Alex Gentry doesn't scare easily. Working as an undercover FBI agent in the biker bar he and his brothers co-own, he hangs with deadly criminals in order to gather information. Danger is just part of the family business. But one thing has him terrified: his attraction to Madison Parker. Madison is the cousin of Ramon Alonzo, son and second in command to a notorious drug lord Alex is trying to bust. Alex has befriended Ramon as part of his cover, and Madison has unknowingly become his informant. Falling for her could risk this case - and both their lives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Sadly This Wasn't For Me... 😥
- By Cheri on 02-26-17
By: Sandra Owens
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- Bethany Duquette
- 07-23-19
Hilarious
I was on the fence about getting this book but so glad I did! Narration was great and the story literally had me laughing out loud! Cant wait to start book 2!
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- Raven
- 06-01-18
Wonderful As Always
Robyn Peterman is a fantastic writer! Great stories with humor on the side. Romance and mystery who would love these fantastic tales. I’ve also been listening to the Hot Damn series and the Magic and Mayhem series.
I’m so so glad this series is part of the Romance package. Especially since life as always troughs it’s little curves at us and I can’t buy the way I use to be able to.
Thanks Robyn for continuing to have your books available on Audible and this whole 4 book series (not just one book) as part of the Romance Package. I truly appreciate it. It helps me a lot. On those days when I just can’t concentrate enough to read. Or my anxiety is just too high. Listening to a story while I work on a project actually helps me take my mind off of everything else!!
Big kudos for Hollie Jackson her reading and storytelling voice really added something special to the story. A great narrator can really enhance a story!!!
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- Jill
- 06-19-19
Laughed a lot
Funny. Looking forward to other book. I laughed at so many things...Dwayne ..I need you in my life!
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OMG!!!
This frickin book was hilarious, I can't stop laughing. I don't think I've ever laughed this hard.
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Very enjoyable
Very enjoyable. I laughed throughout this book. I’m looking forward to more books in this series.
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- Michelle
- 08-16-20
Excellent book!
This book has a great story, some steamy sexual tension, and that amazing comedy factor that I adore about this author's books! I think she could make cooking eggs funny. Even with a serious plot, I can always count on feeling light-hearted and happy when I listen to a Robyn Peterman book! It's like a breath of fresh air, especially in the worst year ever.
The narration was excellent, clear and easy to understand at all times.
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- Mary A Helmerick
- 03-27-18
WOW!
This is now on my list of favorites. It was excellently written, both adorable and humorous. Can’t wait to listen to the rest in the series.
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- Angela Bartlett
- 11-21-17
Laugh out loud funny
This is a great start to what appears to be a fun series. It is laugh out loud funny! If you like cheeky heroines, gorgeous werewolves, gay vampire best friends, this is a series to try. Hollie Jackson did an excellent job as the reader. She certainly brought Robyn's characters to life. Good job!
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- A. S.
- 02-03-18
Enjoyable "fluff" read
this book is not for you if you're looking for intelligent, well thought out plots and cliff hanger scenes.
if you're however, looking for something light and fluffy to pass the time, this book will suffice. it's fluffy enough that I'm sure to get the next in the series - the sheer incongruity of the plot is very good for clearing my mind of serious and weight matters! Be warned though: if you're OCD about sequence and believability and actually want meaty characters in a book, there are numerous opportunities in the book that wil cause you to grunt in disbelief or tear your hair out!
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- CatieAnn
- 01-02-20
cute and funny
I enjoyed this very much I love the banter and the narrator was spot-on
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