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Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic Reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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Addicting & a great read for sci fi lovers

Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Solid audiobook that will effectively capture your interest and attention. If you enjoy the science fiction category, you will quickly become addicted to this series.

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This was a two on the hot pepper scale

Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Close to the bottom. I like spicyness in my listensth

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

The beginning when Earl though she was a deer. Lol

Which scene was your favorite?

Dick Chainey

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Nope sorry

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  • Jeffrey
  • BALL GROUND, GA, United States
  • 09-03-12

Very Good

I really enjoyed this book. Due to a variety of reasons, I hadn't listened to an audio book in several months, and was looking for something to listen to during a road trip that I was about to make. I decided on this series, and I'm really glad that I did. I like Molly's writing style and the detail that she goes into, without going overboard. I also like Amanda's voice. Very easy to listen to, and follow the different characters.

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SUPER FUNNY

What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

Molly Harper is a fantastic writer and this story plus the rest of the series is very very funny!

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Sweet and Funny!

I really enjoyed this book. I like the narrator, she really make the whole book come alive. Its not a very complex story but the humor in it makes it a very good book.

I thought at first that it was just going to be like all the other vampire stories out there but this one is definitely worth its time! You really get in to the characters and its so funny to follow Jane as she tries to fit in. She is sweet, funny and has a way of always be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

If you wanna have a big smile on you lips and laugh alot then this is the book for you. And it only gets better and better with the following books! Enjoy!

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Great chick flick!

Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

I did not read this book in print but the audio version was awesome! It was a great chick flick and perfect for my long commute to work.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

There were so many places I actually laughed outloud!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes I found myself sitting in the driveway listening to "just a little bit more".

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Molly Harper makes me laugh

Molly Harper makes me laugh. Good story but it's the laugh out loud moments that make me love it.

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  • Lisa
  • United States
  • 08-24-12

Funny, unforgettable characters!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

The characters are wonderful, funny and so entertaining it was hard to stop listening.
Amanda Ronconi's performance was dead on. She brought every character to life. I almost fell off my chair a few times laughing out loud. I highly recommend this book.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The different voices made the story come alive. I loved her accents and shifts in pitch and tone making each character unique and real throughout the performance. She should definitely perform more books she is awesome.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

A funny touching story of vampires for this generation

Any additional comments?

Just a great performance and a wonderful story! Keep writing Molly Harper cause I'll keep reading.

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Old News

What did you like best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs? What did you like least?

A rehash of every vampire story out there. Wooden characters.

What do you think your next listen will be?

1776

Did Amanda Ronconi do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

She tried hard, but the author didn't give her much to work with.

Was Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs worth the listening time?

Just barely

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  • Linda
  • Akron, OH, United States
  • 08-21-12

So funny!!!!!!!!!

If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs in three words, what would they be?

Can't get enough

Who was your favorite character and why?

Main character of course. She is witty as all get out!!!!! Her one liners crack me up!!

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her accent and sarcasm.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I did.

Any additional comments?

I like to find books that are a series. I like to follow the evolution of characters. This series has a lot of books and can't wait to read them all.