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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Sheila Olympia Fields, IL, United States 06-01-12
    Sheila Olympia Fields, IL, United States 06-01-12
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    "It's really good, but......"

    Well, although I think the story is really funny, Jane acts so obtuse. I mean really, she's hearing tales about how she did all these awful things, and yet she dismisses this - like it's a mean girl thing from high school. She may be a vampire, but she has absolutely no super natural skills to determine what the heck is going on. When she gets shot at, she is just stunned and nervous. Hello - can you please react like a vampire and do something. I like the story, but I don't know if I will commit to the remainder of the series - unless Jane seriously gets a little smarter.

    Although the narrator does a really good job with Jane's voice, the other voices fall short and flat. Gabriel sounds awful. Just that voice alone would make you NOT want to make out with him. There are truly some funny parts to the book, but please have Jane smarten up.She is gullable to the point where it's annoying. She thinks nothing of vampire murder charges - but really thinks nothing of it. Come on, Jane - can you get past yourself. Nice girls don't have fangs is really good, but Jane needs to find some intelligence - and not just quoting pop culture from books.

    Well, I'm at my least 1 hour of the book, and I cannot wait to finish it - but for all the wrong reasons.

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    Tobitha ROGERS, AR, United States 05-30-12
    Tobitha ROGERS, AR, United States 05-30-12

    Love a story w/ humor,romance,adventure, w/out a lot of bickering,& good deals.

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    "Lighthearted vampire novel"

    For those who like paranormal but don't care for dark and fright stories, this is a good listen.
    Well written, humorous, and very well narrated. Molly Harper is a talented author and this is a good start to this series.

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    Rebecca Canberra, Australia 05-30-12
    Rebecca Canberra, Australia 05-30-12
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    "So funny!"
    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The main character is so delightfully disfunctional that it was very easy to relate to.


    Any additional comments?

    Like twilight and true blood combined but funnier.

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    Jodi-Kay Bronx, NY, United States 05-29-12
    Jodi-Kay Bronx, NY, United States 05-29-12

    I am a book lover...whether its reading or listening...give me a book and ill be lost for days (or maybe just hours) Lol

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    "Great Introduction into a Series !!!!"

    Molly was creative in the way that she decribed how one would think to feel after being turned in a vampire. The humor was greatly appreciated. Gabe was a character that i would love to have been protective of me as well. Jane is a lively character with her wit and charm. Her family however brought out the worst and made me wish I could deal with them for her.

    Amanada is one of the best narrators that I have come accross. She really narrated as if it was her life.The personality of the characters really came accross and at times i forget that it was just one narrator. This is a good listen and I would definately recommend.

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    Samantha 05-28-12
    Samantha 05-28-12

    Sci-Fi & Vampire Novel Freak

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    "Laugh out loud supernatural romance"
    Where does Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    this is my second favorite series, and it cracks me up each time I listen to it and I retain some of the silly facts Jane sprouts as well.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The sarcasm of Jane, living in a very disfuuctional family in a small town, she has the funniest outlook on relatives.


    Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

    Jane Jameson the main character has the best dry wit and educational voice of a vampire librarian.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The mention of high quality digtial images of a baboons but moved me to tears and cracked a rib!


    Any additional comments?

    Molly Harpers books are awsome and be sure to read the wearwolf series as well, also performed by Amanda Ronconi.

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    Diana Avondale, AZ, United States 05-23-12
    Diana Avondale, AZ, United States 05-23-12

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    "Just Plain Fun"

    I love Molly Harper. If you want to be carefree and have a good laugh, definitely check out her books! Amanda Ronconi is the perfect narrator for her characters. She hits the sarcasm and wit right on!!!!

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    Linda 05-23-12
    Linda 05-23-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Good summer listen"

    The author and narrator bring the characters to life. A whole new outlook on vampires as regular type of people.

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    Vicky B. Raleigh, NC 05-22-12
    Vicky B. Raleigh, NC 05-22-12 Member Since 2011

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    "Love this author and narrator!"
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    Yes


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    The rest in the series. Wish it continued!


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Love the narrator! She brings the book to life.


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    Shirley Scio, OR, United States 05-21-12
    Shirley Scio, OR, United States 05-21-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Clean your ears out"
    What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs the most enjoyable?

    This is a book that you want to make sure your ears are clean and your hearing is top-notch, turn that "hearing aid" up, get a Mint Julip, get the rocking chair on the porch and just sit back for an enjoyable afternoon. Turn the Cell Phone off, you do not want
    to miss a single word. They are all funny! Loved it.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her wonderful voice and accent. Perfect for this book! I will listen to all and any that she does.


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    Elaine 05-21-12
    Elaine 05-21-12
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    "Light, hilarious"
    What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs?

    The witty dialogue and humor made me laugh out loud, rare for me even with a comedy.


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    I like the werewolf books by Patricia Briggs, although they are not comedies.


    Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

    The main character -- it was a first-person book.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I listened to it over a day or two. It was not suspenseful, but it was enjoyable.


    Any additional comments?

    I am deciding whether to purchase more in the series. I would listen more for the humor than for the characters.

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