• Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 4
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7,260 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

©2012 Molly Harper (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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another great addition to the series!!

If you could sum up Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors in three words, what would they be?

Satisfies the appetite!!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

I have to say it was finally getting rid of Grandma Ruthie!!

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I have and I really enjoy her narrations. She is very adept at keeping each characters voice the same through each book. I think she is very talented.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Oh, I did! This is one of the reasons long-haul trucking is so enjoyable now--excellent books to treat the ears!!

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Want more!

I'm really loving this series and hope there is more to come. This book was a bit short but still good. Would like to see this series and the ones from Naked Werewolf combined.

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Hell Yes!!! What A Good Read

This book was like the other. You laugh from start to finish. Molly Harper please tell me there is another coming out soon.

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Praise for Molly Harper!!

What made the experience of listening to Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors the most enjoyable?

Amanda Ronconi does a fantastic job of creating characters with her voice!

What did you like best about this story?

I love Jane the main character & the trouble she can get in...but the secondary characters are almost as wonderful.

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I have listened to Amanda Ranconi before now she does another fabulos job!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

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I need a 5th 6th 7th etc. book!

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Jane of course!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Yes when it was over I wanted to download the next book immediately, but then I realized there wasn't one! Why can't there be a 5th 6th or 7th book?

Any additional comments?

I loved the ending and really appreciated the humor in this series. I loved Jane's maternal side too!

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LOVED IT

Molly Harper was done it again!!! Can't wait for the next one. Good job, wonderful!


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Funny light reading!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Funny and entertaining beginning to end.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She's a fantastic reader, great personality and one of the reasons I chose this series.

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love molly harper!

molly is one of the few authors that can actually get my serious self to laugh out loud

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Definately one of my favourite series.

One of the best series on the website! Definitely a must read, I think the Author and Narrator did a Fantastic job!!!

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Another winner

I love Molly Harper books. This one didn't disappoint. Very fun - new angst so the schtick isn't getting stale. I can't wait for the next one.

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