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Publisher's Summary

"One thing I've learned about running a shelter for paranormal creatures, you can't afford to let your guard down. It all started when I welcomed an enchanting new guest to my plantation. Strange things started to happen. Well, more strange than usual. I was caught off guard by some conflicting feelings, and it spurred me on to get Brad, the love of my life, committed. To moving in with me, that is. In any case, I was willing to do whatever it took: love spells, black magic, and something so naughty I'd rather not mention it here. Nothing worked out quite the way I planned, and I ended up having to go to hell and back just to save my own self! If it wasn't for Marie Laveau and the rest of my friends, I wouldn't be able to share this tale with you in my memoir."
©2015 Melanie James (P)2015 Melanie James

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Make sure to have your depends under garments!!!!

Would you listen to Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy again? Why?

Oh my gosh yes I would. Why? If you need a serious pick you up , gut busting funny laugh yourself silly kind of book this would be the go to one.

What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?

The other has another series of books Literal Leigh Series and Gertie is in them and they are also gut busting funny

What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?

Hollie Jackson is truly wonderful in this book I loved the German talk she did for Gerties boyfriend Brad

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

it made me smile, laugh, giggle I am sure people thought I was nuts as I was driving while listening

Any additional comments?

Fantastic book !!

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Might not want to listen to while driving

What did you love best about Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy?

That I laughed my ass off through the whole story.

What other book might you compare Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy to and why?

Robyn Peterman's Witch Glitch comes to mind

Have you listened to any of Hollie Jackson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes I listened to some of Melanie James other books Hollie has narrated for her and I loved all of them

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh my ass off in fact I had to stop listening in the car at one point I was laughing so hard I was afraid I'd wreck

Any additional comments?

Would recommend this great listen to anyone who needs a good laugh

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Omg! I lurve Gertie!

Oh Lordy, I think I died laughing while listening to this one. Fantastic writing, superb narration.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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Funny, Well Read!

If you could sum up Gertie's Paranormal Plantation: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy in three words, what would they be?

Hilarious, Well Read, Great

Which character – as performed by Hollie Jackson – was your favorite?

Gertie

Any additional comments?

This is a great book. It is a short story about the witch Gertie and her wacky adventure of running her paranormal plantation. This is a very funny story. Yes she seems naive and sometimes well stupid but its all apart of her charm. Although this can be a stand alone, you should really listen/read the entire Literal Leigh series before this and you will understand more about Gertie.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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  • bg
  • 09-23-16

Be ready to skip

Whole chapters need to be skipped unless you really enjoy listening to graphic sex. Some things just weren't meant to be heard aloud and it's not something you'd expect in this genre. The main character is delightful and bringing Marie Laveau(?) in as a character is brilliant. Without the need to skip over portions of the story, I would probably have given it straight fives

2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Cute and Relateable

I loved how cute and quirky this book is. It is very relatable and happy and makes my day better for listening. it probably makes me healthy too with all the laughter that I have been enjoying thanks to this book. I highly recommend listening to it, you will fall quickly in love with the main character along with the supporting cast.

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Hilarious!

I read and loved the Literal Leigh series. Think of it as like a paranormal Stephanie Plum without the bounty hunting. The narrator did a fantastic job as well!

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Hilarious read

I couldn't stop listening to it. I was hooked from the first sentence on! I don't know if it was the accent of the reader, or the story, the characters, or just everything flowed just perfectly. I laughed throughout this story and can't wait to listen to the rest of the series.

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Bewitching!

This was a cute story and I caught myself laughing out loud a few times! Then there was that one scene where I didn't know whether to laugh or gag. Lol! You have to listen to it to find out what I mean. I thought the narrator did a fabulous job as Gertie and Marie. However some of the other character voices seemed to blend together too much for me.

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  • JEAN
  • nederland, TX, United States
  • 06-10-16

did not think i was going to like it but

the sex scenes to long wish cut it down a bit funny full of puns light easy fast great for a laugh when is the next one coming out