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Publisher's Summary

Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.

Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys - or girls - down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Alice is confused and frightened and…aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.

This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare…

©2013 Melinda DuChamp (P)2013 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.

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  • Kim D.
  • Brazoria, TX, United States
  • 07-21-14

Not your typical fairytale

I have no words to describe this very naughty version of Alice in Wonderland...

Okay, so that's not true, but WOW is the first to come to mind!
I didn't expect much from this book but I just couldn't pass up a chance to read an adult version of a classic children's fairy tail. To my surprise I really enjoyed it. It was hilarious and yet erotic. I love that the characters themselves were making fun of the parody and occasionally referring to the real world and a few of our giant corporations. (You can buy it on Amazon...)
The Mad Hatter and crew were full of puns and sarcasm and seriously had me laughing out loud - not something I've ever found myself doing while reading erotica. I didn't think it was possible to incorporate comedy, bdsm, and a classic children's fairy tale, but Melinda DuChamp pulled it off beautifully. She's quite clever.

I loved it and have already downloaded the second. Highly recommended!

This book is perfect for anyone interested in a fun and yet erotic short read. It will break up the monotony of reading the same genres over and over.

4 of 4 people found this review helpful

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Laughter and Hotness!

I chose this story simply based on the title. How could you possibly make a semi BDSM version of Alice in Wonderland? Answer: apparently quite easily. The comedy comes hand in hand with steamy sex and somehow neither diminishes the other in the slightest. Reviewing completely without spoilers would be impossible so you'll just have to read it. Trust me, it's well worth the time!

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  • Cozen
  • Minnesota
  • 05-02-15

Just couldn't get into this one

Would you try another book from Melinda DuChamp and/or Alix Dale?

Narration was fine but the story itself didn't hold my interest for very long. I really like the consept of storybook classics being written in a different or re-vamp kind of way, but they are not living up to my level of expectation I have of them. Maybe this is not a realist choice for me. The same goes for western stories. Others may however enjoy this tyoes of stories better than I did.

If you’ve listened to books by Melinda DuChamp before, how does this one compare?

This question does not apply with me. This is the first book I have owned by this author.

What does Alix Dale bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her narration is playful and fits well for the adult conversion of this classic story..

Do you think Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

No. I don't believe it would be able to hold my attention either.

Any additional comments?

My experience maybe different from others. This has been ab enlightening one for myself.

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Oh how wonderland has changed!

a great book to listen to if you liked the kinky fuckery of 50 shades of grey and love the story of Alice in Wonderland.. although a bit raunchy at times... its good! and the storyteller does a great job.. gotta give it to her.. I would have laughed and not kept a straight face having to read this out loud.

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Fun parity on a classic!

Witty and quirky, this is an entertaining parity on the classic books. Definitely for the adult reader and definitely NOT to be taken seriously!

If you're looking for a traditional romance this is not for you. if your looking for something fun and short this is perfect. Its sort of like a SNL skit with a kinky twist!

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Pretty good, but some missed opportunities

Absolutely amazing, but a few missed opportunities, such as the queen and the cheshire cat.
Over all pretty good

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Fun romp

What a fun romp through wonderland exploring sexuality! A enjoyable read on how to spice up your sex life.

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perfect

loved loved loved it cant wait forwhats next snd thsnk you I just KNOW my own sexb life will improve 100%

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  • M
  • 09-20-17

not all that funny

after read the description and finding it to be funny it really isn't
at least the reader is good

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  • 10-14-16

Were's my Alice

Great stroy and read so well by Alix Dale, she puts you right there with the passion in her voice.

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  • Thomas Orr.
  • 09-17-15

Adult Version of Alice in Wonderland

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes this is a very funny and erotic of Alice in Wonderland.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland?

I liked the Rabbit and the Queen best but all of the book is great.

Which scene did you most enjoy?

the last place with the Queen.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I Laugh all the way through the book.

Any additional comments?

there is a part 2 and a part 3 to this part 2 sounds the same as part one with a different name.but they are all good fun.

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 12-23-14

Very amusing

If you could sum up Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland in three words, what would they be?

Amusing, enjoyable, well-read

What was one of the most memorable moments of Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland?

Her naivety at the beginning unfolds into a knowledge.

Which character – as performed by Alix Dale – was your favourite?

alice

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

the fact when she realised she wasn't dirty for wanting sex