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Fashionably Fanged Audiobook

Fashionably Fanged: The Hot Damned Series, Book 8

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Publisher's Summary

I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what's a Vampyre to do?

For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant - in Oklahoma, where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.

My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year-old killing machine, and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma...

Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

I'm learning quickly nothing is as it seems - not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick, and hairspray than I knew existed, I'm gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.

In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I'm falling in love with, there's no room for error. Especially when I can't decide if I'd rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.

Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins, and seduction, I'm gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.

And the winner is...

Hopefully me.

©2017 Robyn Peterman (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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    Nicole 07-27-17
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    "Worst Narrator Ever"

    You were so determined to find a black sounding narrator that you completely ignored the fact that this narrator sounded geriatric. I have no interest in listening to a grandmother reading a sex scene. Are we really supposed to believe that the hot woman on the cover sounds like this. Its awful. I've been waiting for this book for what seems like forever and I can't stomach listening to it.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 07-23-17 Member Since 2013
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    "I hate this Narrator"

    I will be returning this book... I love Robyn Peterman and I love the series but I seriously HATE THIS WOMENS VOICE!! I was so happy this one was finally available on audio i bought it without looking at the Narrators name but as soon as i heard her voice... smh... I Just Can't!!!

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    lisa 07-31-17
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    I've loved this series. Mostly because it's so damn funny. But the narrator made it so difficult to laugh through this.

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    RandomReader 07-31-17 Member Since 2007
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    "Good book wrong narrator"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    No, although I have the utmost respect for Audrey Lusk and her work, I would recommend the book.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I love the series and the characters in the book. Please keep the audible versions coming. I have loved every other audio-book in the series.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    It sounded like the female characters stretched (esp. Venus, Martha, etc...) the last syllable of the last word of every sentence to an annoying level. I kept wondering if Venus had a stuffy nose and what type of accent she had the 1st few chapters of the book that I couldn't enjoy the story.... might switch over to book for rest of book....


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    Erica 08-13-17
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    I don't like the narrator at all!! The story was ok, not as good as the previous ones.

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    Tony 08-09-17
    Tony 08-09-17 Member Since 2013
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    the change of narrator has ruined it. it was funny. now not so much. it just sounded monotone and boring.

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    This was a new narrator she sounded like the character supposed to be black but I wish she had kept the other narrator although this sounds really sexy I did miss the other one

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    Snoopyvet (Karen) 10-08-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Another hit"

    With every book in this series I always wonder how she can top her last one then she goes and does it and blows my mind.
    As always be careful when listening to this book while eating or drinking as you may end up spitting your food or drink out. Same as while driving proceed with caution as fellow drivers may wonder why you are laughing uncontrollably
    I can't wait for the next one in this series

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    Suzi Shelton, WA, United States 10-06-17
    Suzi Shelton, WA, United States 10-06-17 Member Since 2011
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    "Please redo with a different narrator!!"

    The narrator completely killed this book for me. It was like listening to Grandmas reading porn!

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    Nicole Longwell Clearwater, Fl 09-25-17
    Nicole Longwell Clearwater, Fl 09-25-17 Member Since 2013
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    "Good story, but struggled to get through it"

    I can respect wanting to choose a narrator appropriate for the story, but the narration for the story was tough to get through.

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    "Horrible narration"

    I love these books and have listened to all of the previous books but the narration of this one was awful. I struggled to listen as the narration was forced and the voice just grated my nerves. I finished the book by reading it.

    I don't normally like to give such poor feedback but it was that bad.

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