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Publisher's Summary

I have to trap the most evil, worst bad dude in existence without actually turning him to ash. So, what's a Vampyre to do?

For starters, enter an undead beauty pageant - in Oklahoma, where the hair is jacked and the contestants are busty and brainless.

My name is Venus. I'm a 200-year-old killing machine, and I'm trading in my daggers and sword for a sparkly dress and an obscene swimsuit. Tiny strips of Lycra are not my typical battle wear, but when in Oklahoma...

Armed with a fairly decent attitude, two debatably heterosexual insane old ladies, a woman I'd wanted to kill less than eight hours ago, and the possible love of my undead life, I'm in over my head with this. Of course I have no clue what this is going to entail, but that's never stopped me before.

I'm learning quickly nothing is as it seems - not my past and least of all my future. With the not-so-angelic Angels watching our every move and more butt glue, lipstick, and hairspray than I knew existed, I'm gonna take my fate by the balls and twist. Hard.

In a race with death for the cursed life of the man I'm falling in love with, there's no room for error. Especially when I can't decide if I'd rather head butt him or jump his sexy bones.

Mixed up in a tangled trap of spotlights, sequins, and seduction, I'm gunning for a crown and my happily ever after with the arrogant alpha-hole who makes me feel alive.

And the winner is...

Hopefully me.

©2017 Robyn Peterman (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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Worst Narrator Ever

You were so determined to find a black sounding narrator that you completely ignored the fact that this narrator sounded geriatric. I have no interest in listening to a grandmother reading a sex scene. Are we really supposed to believe that the hot woman on the cover sounds like this. Its awful. I've been waiting for this book for what seems like forever and I can't stomach listening to it.

11 of 11 people found this review helpful

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I hate this Narrator

I will be returning this book... I love Robyn Peterman and I love the series but I seriously HATE THIS WOMENS VOICE!! I was so happy this one was finally available on audio i bought it without looking at the Narrators name but as soon as i heard her voice... smh... I Just Can't!!!

8 of 8 people found this review helpful

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That Voice...

I've loved this series. Mostly because it's so damn funny. But the narrator made it so difficult to laugh through this.

6 of 6 people found this review helpful

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Narration killed this book!

Would you try another book from Robyn Peterman and/or Audrey Lusk?

I love the series, but the narrator seemed new at her job. It just sounded like Ms. Lusk did not have know how, to bring this story to life. I tried but could not listen to the entire story!

What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

It was a good story.

Would you be willing to try another one of Audrey Lusk’s performances?

No not without more training, I need expression to come out in story telling. Sadly she does not have that skill mastered. If she is a new narrator, maybe with time she will get better.

Could you see Fashionably Fanged being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

no.

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Narrator is horrible

What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

story line was so drawn out, the narrator sounded so fake - Robyn tried too hard and failed on this

What do you think your next listen will be?

loved the series but don't change up the narrator and chill with the going off on tangents.

Would you be willing to try another one of Audrey Lusk’s performances?

no

If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Fashionably Fanged?

Martha and Jane side lines were too long

Any additional comments?

do over

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Didnt like the narrator...

I don't like the narrator at all!! The story was ok, not as good as the previous ones.

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nope

the change of narrator has ruined it. it was funny. now not so much. it just sounded monotone and boring.

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Love Robyn Peterman...........

I love this story and I love Robin but I do not like the voice that they chose to perform this narration. I could not connect with the story. I am a Lash stylist and I listen to books on tape while I do my client and I just got annoyed with the author's voice.

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Wow

This was a new narrator she sounded like the character supposed to be black but I wish she had kept the other narrator although this sounds really sexy I did miss the other one

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Good book wrong narrator

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

No, although I have the utmost respect for Audrey Lusk and her work, I would recommend the book.

Who was your favorite character and why?

I love the series and the characters in the book. Please keep the audible versions coming. I have loved every other audio-book in the series.

How did the narrator detract from the book?

It sounded like the female characters stretched (esp. Venus, Martha, etc...) the last syllable of the last word of every sentence to an annoying level. I kept wondering if Venus had a stuffy nose and what type of accent she had the 1st few chapters of the book that I couldn't enjoy the story.... might switch over to book for rest of book....

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  • David Mardle
  • 10-03-17

Horrible narration

I love these books and have listened to all of the previous books but the narration of this one was awful. I struggled to listen as the narration was forced and the voice just grated my nerves. I finished the book by reading it.

I don't normally like to give such poor feedback but it was that bad.