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Ratburger
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 09-19-12
- Language: English
- Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Limited
Regular price: $7.45
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The fifth screamingly funny novel from David Walliams, number one best seller and fastest growing children’s author in the country. Hot on the heels of best-selling Gangsta Granny comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel - the story of a little girl called Zoe.
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- Rukkia
- DURANGO, CO, United States
- 02-10-14
Sad!!
This book was very good. My kids and I enjoy David Williams books, and have since we read Mr. Stink. He has a way of making the books very relatable, even when they are outlandish. This book though, was very sad. It should have definitely had a warning on it. I caught myself and the kids tearing up and various parts. In the end, the book had a very good story with an upbeat ending. I would definitely recommend this book, but be forewarned that there might be some tears popping up.
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- Joanne
- 01-09-17
brilliant
yet again David Walliams has produced has produced an amazing book that my kids couldn't wait to listen too
5* totally worth a listen
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- s manning
- 08-25-16
Fantastically Funny
Another great little story by David Walliams. Had me laughing till my sides hurt. Great for kids & big kids alike.
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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- Alan W.
- 03-06-16
amazing
I thought ratburger was amazing and it was very funny! I thought David could have made it have more characters in though. But still amazing
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- Booklover
- 06-08-15
AMAZING!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎
Reading Ratburger made me think.What an AMAZING book! You should read it to.
Thanks for listing bye bye
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Kindle Customer
- 01-05-16
Brilliant!
Best book I've ever heard. It is so good that I listened to it all in 3 nights. Jacob aged 8
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- Sarah
- 08-17-15
Loved Ratburger!
We loved Ratburger - my daughter and I laughed together through the story, some sad bits too though!
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- A
- 06-25-15
A brilliant book!
I love every part of this book. I would recommend this book to people who are eight years old all over. I write this book 10 out of 10.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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- coola
- 03-24-16
Amazing
This audio book is great!!!
I loved the book and now I can listen to it
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- BabyOctober
- 10-03-18
Good But A Bit Scary For Younger Children
it is very good book but a bit scary at the end for children and someone to watch with
And i am a child and was scared and are 7 so listen to my message though
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-18-18
awesome
loved it it was really enjoyable to listen to the book and very funny 😂😂
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-07-17
Rat burger
I loved this book it was funny lovely I would read it it was great 😀
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-14-16
Ratburger Review
I loved the whole book! It is very amusing and it is a great story.
I would recommend this book to ANYone!
I loved this book and I very highly recommend it.
:)
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- Elle
- 08-13-16
Rat burger
I absolutely loved this book and wouldn't change a thing. I also love how David Walliam gets involved with all of his books and audiobooks.
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- Agatha
- 03-10-18
AMAZING
Great character voices and effect nosies. Kids falll asleep straight away. David Walliams is a great narrator who can make the story much more interesting!!!
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-01-17
Absolutely amazing book!
I loved this book and I thought it was read perfectly by David Walliams. I really enjoyed listening to the different voices he created for each character and they definitely showed the personality of the person very well. I would recommend this book to kids from ages 9-13 that like adventure and comedy books. Keep up the good work David! :)
0 of 1 people found this review helpful