We're live from the TLA in Philly. Anthony sends a text "massage" meant for his girlfriend to Than instead. We talk to the crowd. A listener plays awful songs. A girl in the audience WOWs. We find out if Tom is alive or not. The Patriots get fined for spying on the Jets. A listener eats boogers for Eagles tickets. Steve Wilkos from The Jerry Springer Show stops by. We talk to some performers, and Opie destroys their drum. We start Car Crash Comedy.
Kid Chris joins the show. More listeners do gross stuff to try and win Eagles tickets. We continue Car Crash Comedy. Opie makes his football picks. Some listeners do a push up contest for $1,000, and we continue Car Crash Comedy. Once we get to XM, someone else tries to win Eagles tickets. We continue Car Crash Comedy, we crown the winner, and we give away Eagles tickets. [Broadcast Date: September 14, 2007]