Anthony finally gets a speeding ticket. We talk about cuddle parties. Opie calls his dad's old cell phone. We talk about good drummers. We discover Wii cooking. Hillary says women are like teabags. Obama says he's been to 57 states. We listen to a news report on cuddle parties. Al Sharpton owes back taxes. O. J. Simpson's ex-manager says he confessed to murder. Kenny does another hack morning-zoo bit. Someone is leaving the show. A kid takes his dad's credit card. A pelican flies into a woman's face. A woman stabs her boyfriend while watching porn. A Broadway actor falls through a trap door.
Once we get to XM, we listen to Bill O'Reilly freak out. We get an update on Jack Cafferty. We listen to deaf-girl porn. We listen to a rock group with a mentally retarded lead singer. Alec Baldwin talks about the voicemail he left for his daughter. We listen to dirty Harry Potter audio. We listen to some Andy Rooney audio. We play Line of the Day. [Broadcast Date: May 12, 2008]
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