Jill is in the Bahamas and her bags are missing. There's a mystery monster in Montauk. Cris Angel tries to fool everyone with a new stunt. An old woman burns to death while cooking. We talk more about the Montauk Monster. Opie talks about a girl who burned herself at a frat party. Bob Kelly joins the show. A fisherman dies in a really weird way. We talk about horrible fishing stories. Greg Giraldo joins the show. We listen to clips from Penn & Teller's new season of Bullshit. We talk about Buzz Aldrin. A cheerleading squad is in trouble for hazing. A man is busted for taking upskirt pictures of girls. McCain's new commercial compares Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Obama thinks everyone should inflate their tires to save on gas.
Once we get to XM, we reflect on our talk with Mel yesterday. Patrick Carlin calls in to talk about his brother George. It's Eric Logan's last day, and we talk to him on the phone. We talk to an annoying woman on the phone. And we play Line of the Day. [Broadcast Date: July 31, 2008]
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