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Publisher's summary
Shortlisted for the Booker Prize 2019
Penguin presents the audio edition of Quichotte by Salman Rushdie.
In a tour-de-force that is both an homage to an immortal work of literature and a modern masterpiece about the quest for love and family, Booker Prize-winning, internationally best-selling author Salman Rushdie has created a dazzling Don Quixote for the modern age.
Inspired by the Cervantes classic, Sam DuChamp, mediocre writer of spy thrillers, creates Quichotte, a courtly, addled salesman obsessed with television, who falls in impossible love with a TV star. Together with his (imaginary) son Sancho, Quichotte sets off on a picaresque quest across America to prove worthy of her hand, gallantly braving the tragicomic perils of an age where 'Anything-Can-Happen'. Meanwhile his creator, in a midlife crisis, has equally urgent challenges of his own.
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- Zaheer
- 10-12-19
Wow!!!
This is the first Salman Rushdie novel I have completed (it will not be my last). It took me a while to get into it, but once I was in I was hooked. Its light, funny, and my god the range of the author goes for miles. A real artist of the word.
The narrator is the best I’ve ever heard. He makes the novel come alive and does wonderful impersonations.
I wouldn’t recommend this to everyone, but if your bored, and looking for something to stir the imagination give this a go.
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- Miss C.
- 09-14-19
Wish I could find fault with this book but I can't
I want to support the under dog, I don't want to be telling you that Rushdie is a genius, you know that.
But this is humble, witty, readable and yet huge, ambitious and enlightening. What more can a novel be.
He does keep explaining himself, but maybe we deserve that. Look at the mess we have made of the world.
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- hannah
- 05-17-20
would definitely recommend
loved it, found the narration hard to get used to but after a chapter I was obsessed.
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- Simon Zohhadi
- 09-16-19
Am I In The Novel ?
Before I write my brief review of Quichotte by Salman Rushdie, I must give my position on Satanic Verses. First of all, I believe in freedom of speech. Secondly, I am opposed to blasphemy or mockery of religion. Thirdly, censorship is necessary even in mature democracies with freedom of expression. Fourthly, if the consequences of the publication of a book exceed the benefits then it should not be published or alternatively destroyed. For these reasons, I opposed the sale of Satanic Verses and am critical of Salman Rushdie for doing it. However, we are best served by remembering all those who lost their lives, on both sides, but otherwise treat the scandal as being in the past. I must also add that I did not read the book but should not be criticised for not doing so. It upset and angered many Muslims and that is the point. Should Salman Rushdie be forever condemned ? No, the matter is now closed.
Quichotte is the first book I have read by the author and will soon follow this by reading his most famous work - Midnight’s Children. I must say, Quichotte is an excellent contemporary novel which for the most part is set in Trump’s America with everything that entails. Quichotte is a character in a novel within the novel and written by the author in the main novel, if that all makes sense, it will if you read it. Not exactly a new technique, it is similar to that employed by Dennis Potter’s The Singing Detective, which happens to be my favourite TV drama series but it adds a fascinating dimension. It is a book that covers the biggest issues of our time - end of the world, racism, love, obsession, the power of television, pharmaceutical ethics, terrorism, drug abuse, reality and fake reality. The novel packs a lot in and is hugely entertaining. It enters my personal list of favourite novels.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-09-22
Amazing as always
Rushdie has an incredible imagination and I always get immersed in his world. His characters feel so real.
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- Firefox Petalface
- 01-22-21
Typical of Rushdies writing style. Took me 2 years to finish
Now, I usually get through audibles quickly. However, for a long time I just couldn’t get into it and it became background noise. However, probably around 6 hours in. I fell in love and it was exquisitely performed. Well done to the performers for really bringing to life a beautiful tale.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-06-20
Loved it
This is a great book and the performance really helped bring it to life. It gripped me and I just had to listen to a next chapter.
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- J. Van Duijl
- 12-27-21
strong performance of an ok story
To me, this book finds Rushdie in form again, but the story lacks the consistency and brilliance of Midnight's Children or the Satanic Versies. The great performance partially makes up for the lesser parts and the forced humor. Still, if you are a fan, I van recommend it.
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- Strayficshion
- 04-03-21
Beautiful but ...
What it is: it’s elegantly and densely written with more going on per square inch than you’d get in any number of best sellers; it’s funny and poignant and about very human concerns; it’s realism then magical realism then fantasy then hallucinated speculative science fiction; it’s full of references to contemporary music, politics, comedy, TV, films, art, life; it picks its convoluted path through this Quixotian landscape on cats’ feet in wellies; and it’s totally literary, it has all the badges.
What it isn’t: it’s never pretentious; it’s not self-important or up itself; its elegance doesn’t come at the expense of readability; its real world references aren’t shoe-horned in; it’s not clever-clever; it isn’t laughing at us struggling to keep up with it; it doesn’t play tricks on us; it’s never malign; it doesn’t make a meal of itself. But it’s not very interesting.
My view, obviously, but I couldn’t get behind its characters despite the intensity of their experiences, and I persevered only because it was in audio and the narrator was exceptional and engaging. On the plus side, my interest came alive in the last few pages, so while this book was written for someone who can love it for itself, I want the one those last pages promised.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-25-19
Didn't think I was listening to a story
this is a book with rigorous one-sided, self conceited, propaganda. there is so much subtext that the story never comes together. it is too ideological for what we may tag as a novel. I find the incessant stream of the characters' consciousness very tedious. I would however still recommend this book to people who are very passionate about gender equality and role reversal. I am also quite aware, that my feminist bias has played a significant role, in what I have reached as my conclusion of the text.
it strikes me as an ideological text; that is desperate to propagate the contemporary "tolerant mindset" and still be light-hearted about the whole affair. this has suppressed nonfiction undertone written all over it.
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- Dan Sands
- 05-28-23
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Although not my favourite Rushdie work I loved it very much. Until the last chapters made the rest of the story clear I thought it more absurdist than magical-realist, but the ending changed my mind.
This would have been a difficult book for me to read so the excellent narration of Vikas Adam was very much appreciated. He brings each individual character to life with their own unique voice and I was particularly impressed with his female voices.
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- andrew johnstone
- 02-04-20
Desolate, Dry, Unlikeable.
Salman Rushdie is an award winning literary genius who once wrote a book based on the life of Muhammed and found himself in serious trouble with some of the more po-faced in Islam including Iranian dictator Ayatollah Khomeini who put out a contract on Rushdie's life (a fatwa). Comedian Larry David satirised the whole affair on season 9 of his show Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is kind of like winning the Man-Booker, Nobel and Pulitzer in one big package in my opinion, but I digress.
Have been meaning to read The Satanic Verses but haven't gotten around to it yet but did pick up Rushdie's latest on a whim. Quichotte is a retelling of the classic Spanish story Don Quixote and the whole point is to lift the veil on the myth of the American dream via a quest aka the Don Q. thing.
It's sharp, clever, says everything a well oiled liberal progressive might feel about the current state of the USA but jeez, try as I might I just couldn't connect with the characters. The whole thing felt dry and soulless and about half-way through I gave up and I hate being defeated after devoting so many hours to a book but defeated I was.
I checked out some proper actual reviewers and some totally loved it while others felt exactly as I did. Still going to give the fatwa book a go though.
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- Tracey
- 10-25-19
What a ride
It was like being on a roller coaster for the imagination. It’s Worth the read.
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- Martin Moore
- 10-10-19
A rewarding experience!
Brilliantly written an exhilarating ride and Vikas Adam was an exemplary narrator. A rewarding experience indeed!
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The Takedown
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Original Recording
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For Dee Kwan, every day is the perfect day. No, really. She has a house she loves, a job she adores, and a ridiculously attractive “nemesis” who never seems to mind when she wins their favorite online game. How can life possibly get better? (It can’t, obviously. It can only get much, much worse.) Soon Dee is forced to share her adorably cozy home with her parents and estranged grandmother. Then she’s tossed into the deep end at work, tasked with cleaning up a scandal for the intimidatingly chic luxury fashion firm Celeste. If that weren’t enough, she discovers her hot nemesis works there, too.
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LOVE LOVE LOVE!
- By CK on 11-02-23
By: Lily Chu
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You Shouldn’t Have Come Here
- By: Jeneva Rose
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Andi Arndt
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Grace Evans, an overworked New Yorker looking for a total escape from her busy life, books an Airbnb on a ranch in the middle of Wyoming. When she arrives at the idyllic getaway, she’s pleased to find that the owner is a handsome man by the name of Calvin Wells—and he’s eager to introduce her to his easygoing way of life. But there are things Grace discovers that she’s not too pleased about: a lack of cell phone service. A missing woman. And a feeling that something isn’t right with the ranch.
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Worst. Ever. NOT a true twist. Juvenile writing and story,
- By Whitney Lahann on 04-29-23
By: Jeneva Rose
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Zero Tolerance
- By: James Patterson, Duane Swierczynski
- Narrated by: Hilary Swank, Christine Ko, Melonie Diaz, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Original Recording
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Sergeant Jo Barnes (Hilary Swank) and her elite, all-female US Army investigative team are renowned for cracking complex sex-crime cases within the military. Their latest mission takes them to the Mojave Desert at Fort Irwin Army Base in California, to unravel the mysterious disappearance of Private Nichelle Simmons—a soldier who accused a comrade of assault. But when the accused is inexplicably set free, their case takes a sinister turn.
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if you have been in the army it is not good
- By sean on 08-25-23
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
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The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
- By Fred271 on 12-31-19
By: Sun Tzu
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Birds in Flight
- By: Anni Taylor
- Narrated by: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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Story
In 1998, the American Jorgenson family had been on a year-long road trip in Australia. One humid, storming night, the mother - Elsa Jorgenson - vanished in an isolated stretch of Australian everglades. Elsa was never seen again. That night, twelve-year-old Lily Jorgenson was left alone and terrified in the family camper—even her teenage sister Iris is missing. When Iris comes racing back through the rain, she refuses to tell where she’s been. Lily is certain her sister is hiding a dark secret.
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Kept me hooked, even with mispronunciations
- By Jujube33 on 03-10-23
By: Anni Taylor
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A Christmas Carol: A Signature Performance by Tim Curry
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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A Signature Performance: Tim Curry rescues Charles Dickens from the jaws of Disney with his one-of-a-kind performance of the treasured classic. Our listeners loved this version so much that it inspired our whole line of Signature Classics.
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Wonderful!!!
- By Alia on 12-11-09
By: Charles Dickens
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The Takedown
- By: Lily Chu
- Narrated by: Phillipa Soo
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
For Dee Kwan, every day is the perfect day. No, really. She has a house she loves, a job she adores, and a ridiculously attractive “nemesis” who never seems to mind when she wins their favorite online game. How can life possibly get better? (It can’t, obviously. It can only get much, much worse.) Soon Dee is forced to share her adorably cozy home with her parents and estranged grandmother. Then she’s tossed into the deep end at work, tasked with cleaning up a scandal for the intimidatingly chic luxury fashion firm Celeste. If that weren’t enough, she discovers her hot nemesis works there, too.
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LOVE LOVE LOVE!
- By CK on 11-02-23
By: Lily Chu
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You Shouldn’t Have Come Here
- By: Jeneva Rose
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Andi Arndt
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Grace Evans, an overworked New Yorker looking for a total escape from her busy life, books an Airbnb on a ranch in the middle of Wyoming. When she arrives at the idyllic getaway, she’s pleased to find that the owner is a handsome man by the name of Calvin Wells—and he’s eager to introduce her to his easygoing way of life. But there are things Grace discovers that she’s not too pleased about: a lack of cell phone service. A missing woman. And a feeling that something isn’t right with the ranch.
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Worst. Ever. NOT a true twist. Juvenile writing and story,
- By Whitney Lahann on 04-29-23
By: Jeneva Rose
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Zero Tolerance
- By: James Patterson, Duane Swierczynski
- Narrated by: Hilary Swank, Christine Ko, Melonie Diaz, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Sergeant Jo Barnes (Hilary Swank) and her elite, all-female US Army investigative team are renowned for cracking complex sex-crime cases within the military. Their latest mission takes them to the Mojave Desert at Fort Irwin Army Base in California, to unravel the mysterious disappearance of Private Nichelle Simmons—a soldier who accused a comrade of assault. But when the accused is inexplicably set free, their case takes a sinister turn.
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if you have been in the army it is not good
- By sean on 08-25-23
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Art of War
- By: Sun Tzu
- Narrated by: Aidan Gillen
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
-
Story
The 13 chapters of The Art of War, each devoted to one aspect of warfare, were compiled by the high-ranking Chinese military general, strategist, and philosopher Sun-Tzu. In spite of its battlefield specificity, The Art of War has found new life in the modern age, with leaders in fields as wide and far-reaching as world politics, human psychology, and corporate strategy finding valuable insight in its timeworn words.
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The actual book The Art of War, not a commentary
- By Fred271 on 12-31-19
By: Sun Tzu
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Birds in Flight
- By: Anni Taylor
- Narrated by: Harriet Gordon-Anderson
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
In 1998, the American Jorgenson family had been on a year-long road trip in Australia. One humid, storming night, the mother - Elsa Jorgenson - vanished in an isolated stretch of Australian everglades. Elsa was never seen again. That night, twelve-year-old Lily Jorgenson was left alone and terrified in the family camper—even her teenage sister Iris is missing. When Iris comes racing back through the rain, she refuses to tell where she’s been. Lily is certain her sister is hiding a dark secret.
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Kept me hooked, even with mispronunciations
- By Jujube33 on 03-10-23
By: Anni Taylor
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A Christmas Carol: A Signature Performance by Tim Curry
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Tim Curry
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
A Signature Performance: Tim Curry rescues Charles Dickens from the jaws of Disney with his one-of-a-kind performance of the treasured classic. Our listeners loved this version so much that it inspired our whole line of Signature Classics.
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Wonderful!!!
- By Alia on 12-11-09
By: Charles Dickens
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The Christmas Star
- An Audible Original
- By: Kate Forster
- Narrated by: Rachael Tidd
- Length: 3 hrs and 49 mins
- Original Recording
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It's nearly Christmas, Julia Devine's favourite time of the year. She's just programmed a wonderful lead into the holidays at Sunny Street Cinema, which leaves her plenty of time to worry about going home to Cumbria for Christmas. Her mum and stepdad are fine, but the thought of spending another holiday with her awful stepsister Becca is enough to make a Scrooge out of anyone. When Becca calls to let her know about the dreamy pilot she's bringing to Christmas lunch, Julia finally snaps and does something very silly.
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All the best holiday eyerolls
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-16-23
By: Kate Forster
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A Christmas Carol
- By: Charles Dickens
- Narrated by: Hugh Grant
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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First published in 1843, it tells the story of Ebenezer Scrooge, a mean and unpleasant man who dislikes people generally and Christmas especially. One Christmas Eve he is visited by the ghost of his former business partner Jacob Marley and the spirits of Christmas Past, Present and Yet to Come and given a glimpse of the many homes and lives which Scrooge has touched in his wretched life to date. After their visits, Scrooge is transformed into a kinder, gentler man.