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Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3)

Narrated by: John P. Logsdon
Series: Platoon F, Book 1-9
Length: 35 hrs and 50 mins
4 out of 5 stars (70 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Get from the inception all the way through Platoon F's stint working for the Overseers! That's 35 hours of sci-fi mayhem, including a bonus of the full original Angry Robots book at the end! 

Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means. 

Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F! 

NOTE: These stories contain tons of innuendo, adult language, and dirty jokes. If you're into shows like Southpark and Family Guy, you should be okay here; otherwise, you may want to skip this series!

Mission 1: The SSMC Reluctant
Mission 2: Angry Robots 2.0
Mission 3: The SSMC Voyeur
Mission 4: Earthlings
Mission 5: Synthetic DNA
Mission 6: Warped Conduit
Mission 7: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet
Mission 8: Veli Unveiled
Mission 9: The Search for Veli
Bonus: The original Angry Robots book! 

©2013 John P. Logsdon; Christopher P. Young (P)2018 Living Audio, C.I.C.

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Funny... but not to me.

It tries to be funny but sexual harassment and being gay are just not funny to me. I recognize that "these are the jokes" but I have no urge to laugh... it is simply banal. Too bad because I want to like the charactures and find out what happens to them but then they mention the hero's name... Har, Don. Suddenly I just don't care.

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  • Bennah
  • PORTSMOUTH, VA
  • 07-24-18

It's like Kevin Smith if he wrote a sci-fi series

I was looking for something to listen to that was funny and not too deep. This checked all the marks. To top it off , it is a ton of hours of listening pleasure for only one credit!

These stories are about what equates to a bunch of 'red shirts' (Red shirts were the cannon fodder in the Star Trek series) assigned to an old, crappy space ship and sent out on a (unknown to them) suicide mission.

These books are not for anyone looking for serious sci-fi space stories, but for those looking for something fun to listen too and are cool with dick jokes and innuendo.

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Mindless and lame humor

This book is completely awful. The humor is childish and largely based upon sexist and homophobic humor. There is no real story underlying this trash.

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Incredibly funny.

incredibly funny series that leaves you wanting more after each story. you'll giggle yourself silly lol

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Possibly the largest waste of my time ever.

This series is complete drivel. It’s sexist, homophobic, and complete crap. Spend your money elsewhere if you know what’s good for you.

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  • Diana
  • Antelope Valley, CA, United States
  • 07-23-18

Probably very funny for a teenage boy - but not me

I love Science Fiction and Comedy. But this kind of comedy is not it. If I was a teenage boy it would be funny. I'm not. It isn't.

The narration was okay.

Returning this. Wish I hadn't eaten up my internet GBs downloading this.

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Non-Stop Laughing

I wasn't sure about this book but it was a good deal for over 36 hours of listening time.

But it was wonderfully did with so much humor that I loved every minute of it. Definitely not a book for kids.

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stupendous

what a great journey. compelling and light-hearted romp through challenging topics and complex issues from alternative perspectives.

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  • Jw
  • 10-05-18

Fun listen.

Outtakes at the end are the best part. Love the scifi show references. Great listen while commuting

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A fun listen. be careful not PC at all

these stories are not politically correct at all. If you get your feelings hurt do not listen

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  • Jamie
  • 07-24-18

A dicking good laugh!

It wouldn't be John P. Logsdon if there wasn't a healthy dose of dick jokes to enjoy! And let's be real here, who doesn't love a good dick... joke!!!

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  • Ms CT Clarke
  • 02-09-19

Great story/performance not for the PC brigade

Ok first off, if you're a "right-on", "politically correct" person ... just skip this because the stereotypes will annoy you. If you take one look at a "Carry On" film and start writing angry letters ... it's not for you. However, if you're willing to see how the characters develop and the stereotypes become real and are dealt with with humour and respect, then great.

Now we have that out of the way, this is a great series with many genuine laugh out loud moments. The narrator is fantastic with wonderful characterizations and voices which make it easy to tell which character is speaking. Honestly, one of the best that I've heard.

I don't want to talk much about the story and ruin it, but whilst you might think that it starts out as a cliche, the twists and turns, soon turn it into something much more. The series develops very well (I'm on Book Eight right now) and never feels like it's dragging. The only slow moment is the story-recap near the start of each book but that's only noticable because I'm listening to one book after the other. It isn't that instrusive.

I will be looking out for other books by these authors and definitely by books read by this narrator.

Honestly, you can't spend your credits in a better way than this but do expect some off-colour jokes and characters. They will flesh out (as Jensen or Parfait would say) but until then you might be thinking "ugh". Don't. It's absolutely worth listening to this series unless you are really an OTT PC person.

For the record, I'm female. And pushing 50.

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  • Mr M Krall
  • 04-09-19

Red dwarf meets carry on.<br />

jouvenile humor at times but still quite funny with brilliant narration and long enough to be excellent value for one credit

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 03-08-19

Pissed my pants

Loved it. Stories are so random and f#@kd up. Lovable characters especially GEEZER (Sorry didn't spell his name right). Very funny, the humor is dry clever and the right amount of ridiculous. Narration is excelent.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 01-14-19

Absolutely brilliant

Please please please write more of this.. stumbled across it and I'm glad I did.. if you live under a rock and are a complete prude, don't bother. However I enjoyed the stories immensely.. no shit :) happy listening..

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  • LondonGuy
  • 07-09-19

Great value and a good listen

Enjoyable listening. Decent reading. And if you are looking for good value it’s really long for the price

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  • Chris Gordon
  • 04-25-19

Fantastic fun. Crying with laughter

I listened to the entire Platoon F series on audible during my commutes. I’d already experienced the Ononokin line so had high hopes. Expectations were surpassed. Someone commented saying it and I agree it’s Carry On up the Red Dwarf. My type of humour. If you’re one to find offence at every little thing in life like a snowflake then don’t get this. If you don’t have a stick up your butt and have sense of humour then this is for you. Love it

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  • Glenn
  • 12-28-18

Horrible

The Author's idea of humour made me feel physically sick. Takes all sorts I guess but if you have any sense of moral decency this is not for you.

2 of 9 people found this review helpful