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Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3)
- Narrated by: John P. Logsdon
- Series: Platoon F, Book 1-9
- Length: 35 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 07-11-18
- Language: English
- Publisher: John P. Logsdon
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Publisher's Summary
Get from the inception all the way through Platoon F's stint working for the Overseers! That's 35 hours of sci-fi mayhem, including a bonus of the full original Angry Robots book at the end!
Lieutenant Orion Murphy is facing execution due to a military mistake, but he's offered a deal that will allow him to live. He must go through a physical transformation, take on the new name of Don Harr, and agree to lead a crew of misfits known as Platoon F. Over the course of nine missions, Captain Harr slowly begins to understand what the 'F' in 'Platoon F' truly means.
Jump in today and grab nine missions (plus the bonus) that will seriously push the boundaries of insanity, absurdity, and reality. If you're looking for laughs, you'll find them in Platoon F!
NOTE: These stories contain tons of innuendo, adult language, and dirty jokes. If you're into shows like Southpark and Family Guy, you should be okay here; otherwise, you may want to skip this series!
Mission 1: The SSMC Reluctant
Mission 2: Angry Robots 2.0
Mission 3: The SSMC Voyeur
Mission 4: Earthlings
Mission 5: Synthetic DNA
Mission 6: Warped Conduit
Mission 7: Kidnap on Fantasy Planet
Mission 8: Veli Unveiled
Mission 9: The Search for Veli
Bonus: The original Angry Robots book!
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- Oma
- 08-21-18
Funny... but not to me.
It tries to be funny but sexual harassment and being gay are just not funny to me. I recognize that "these are the jokes" but I have no urge to laugh... it is simply banal. Too bad because I want to like the charactures and find out what happens to them but then they mention the hero's name... Har, Don. Suddenly I just don't care.
3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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- Bulldog Engineer
- California
- 08-20-18
Mindless and lame humor
This book is completely awful. The humor is childish and largely based upon sexist and homophobic humor. There is no real story underlying this trash.
2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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- Bennah
- 07-24-18
It's like Kevin Smith if he wrote a sci-fi series
I was looking for something to listen to that was funny and not too deep. This checked all the marks. To top it off , it is a ton of hours of listening pleasure for only one credit!
These stories are about what equates to a bunch of 'red shirts' (Red shirts were the cannon fodder in the Star Trek series) assigned to an old, crappy space ship and sent out on a (unknown to them) suicide mission.
These books are not for anyone looking for serious sci-fi space stories, but for those looking for something fun to listen too and are cool with dick jokes and innuendo.
3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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- wydot
- 08-04-18
Possibly the largest waste of my time ever.
This series is complete drivel. It’s sexist, homophobic, and complete crap. Spend your money elsewhere if you know what’s good for you.
4 of 6 people found this review helpful
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- ross asbill
- 07-24-18
Incredibly funny.
incredibly funny series that leaves you wanting more after each story. you'll giggle yourself silly lol
2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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- Jw
- 10-05-18
Fun listen.
Outtakes at the end are the best part. Love the scifi show references. Great listen while commuting
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- Anonymous User
- 10-02-18
A fun listen. be careful not PC at all
these stories are not politically correct at all. If you get your feelings hurt do not listen
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- Diana
- Antelope Valley, CA, United States
- 07-23-18
Probably very funny for a teenage boy - but not me
I love Science Fiction and Comedy. But this kind of comedy is not it. If I was a teenage boy it would be funny. I'm not. It isn't.
The narration was okay.
Returning this. Wish I hadn't eaten up my internet GBs downloading this.
4 of 8 people found this review helpful
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- Bonnie DALE Keck
- 08-14-18
Missions 1-9 all books PLUS original Angry Robots
Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 3)
Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 2)
Platoon F: Big Ass Bundle (Platoon F eBook Bundle 1)
plus individual books {Angry Robots 2.0 or whatever is in order at beginning, Angry Robots original version at end}
I usually don't get both physical and audio, especially since read them all as come out, and have tablet that has voice though it's not audio type version, just somewhat male brit robot-like, but had a chance to get this so figured might as well.
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- Jamie
- 07-24-18
A dicking good laugh!
It wouldn't be John P. Logsdon if there wasn't a healthy dose of dick jokes to enjoy! And let's be real here, who doesn't love a good dick... joke!!!
2 of 2 people found this review helpful