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Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch
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Arty meets the mysterious Lake Bitch.
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- Nicole B.
- 10-04-17
Talking dogs, pimp slapping, & so much more
Another great installment of what I am now calling the Merlin addiction. My name is Nicole and I have a Merlin addiction. I love these funny adaptations so much because the narrator is so passionate I can’t help but get sucked in. If you’re looking for a quick lift to your day, something to put a smile on your face in a short amount of time, you need to start this series.
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- Kassandra Cherry
- 05-15-19
Reality Hits Hard
The end of this book is a little hard to listen to, but you knew it was coming, as a culmination of the story and its themes to this point. Real life catches up to Arty, and he's going to have to face the music for a lot of his decisions come the next book in the series. I'm still in love with the implementation of its Arthurian elements. The sword/glock in the rock might have been easier for people unfamiliar with the legend to catch, but see just which characters you can find that parallel here. If you've been paying attention, you can see tragedy written on the walls of this comedy.
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- Kenna
- 10-15-17
Urban King Arthur - Part 3
talking dogs ... still twisted, still W.T.F.
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Maria
- 10-06-17
Super short but my gawd so very entertaining
OK, if you haven’t liked the previously ones you won’t enjoy this one either.
As for me I freaking love them, I find them so very entertaining. Sure some parts can be a little crass but I think that’s why I enjoy them so much..LOL
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- E. Lewy
- 09-30-17
The last chapter so far.
I received episodes 1-3 in exchange for fair reviews. The author told me additional episodes are in the works. I really wanted these to be a retelling for adults rather than a adult humor with a thin veneer of being based on this material. It is really not, but it's a set of comparisons used for comedic effect.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- dodgelady90
- 09-27-17
well...
Out of all 3 this one was a bit better. Did I like it? Nope. still not my kind of story line.
