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Narrated by:
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Mike Grady
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By:
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Will Self
For four characters the 500 quid worry bead in their pocket may be both a blessing and a curse.
For elderly Dr Zachary Busner, it's his lifeline to his autistic grandson Ben, whose own connection with technology is, in turn, a vital one.
For MI6 agent Jonathan De'Ath, aka 'the Butcher', the phone may reveal his best kept secret of all: that Colonel Gawain Thomas is his lover.
©2017 Will Self (P)2017 W. F. Howes LtdListeners also enjoyed...
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