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Party! Patio!

Dick Swap, Book 2

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Party! Patio!

By: Andy Boring
Narrated by: Andersen Prunty
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In Dick Swap, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn't found it by the end of the book. Party! Patio! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation, as well as Joan, Kevin's wife, who something might have happened to. The most exciting thing about this book is all the great new people they meet and the adventures they have at Applebee's and other wonderful places. It's a book full of really tense and dramatic situations, and it's not very long.

©2014 Andy Boring (P)2016 Andy Boring Literature & Fiction Satire
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This is like Brett Easton Ellis and Richard Brautigan got together and gave birth to an autistic computer who wrote a short story. Incredible.

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It feels like the author really took what made the original funny and went all out. Joan's part of the story had me laughing so hard I embarrassed myself in traffic. (for some reason, in my head, Joan looked like Terence Stamp) The narrator's delivery was 100% perfect for the material. I only wish there was more.

Better than the original.

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A guy molests a corpse multiple times in this novel. It was extremely gross and homophobic.

Disgusting

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