Pancho Sh*t the Bed
The Legendary Misadventures of a Nervous Chihuahua
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Pancho Sh*t the Bed
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Narrated by:
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Davin Jimenez
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Robert Holwhopur
Some dogs chase their tails. Some bark at the mailman. Pancho? He loses all bowel control when he's nervous—which, unfortunately, is most of the time.
Born the anxious runt of the litter, Pancho has spent his life navigating a world full of terrifying vacuum cleaners, thunderclaps, and judgmental cats. His "little problem" has transformed family dinners into disaster zones, luxury hotels into hazmat sites, and an innocent dog park visit into a citywide legend. His viral mishaps have earned him internet fame, an unexpected support group, and the guidance of the most aptly named dog behaviorist in history—Dr. Poopsalot.
Told from Pancho’s hilarious and heartwarming perspective, Pancho Sh*t the Bed is a laugh-out-loud memoir for pet lovers, dog parents, and anyone who’s ever had a moment (or a pet) that just couldn't hold it together.
Perfect for fans of:
Humorous pet memoirs
Dog lovers and anxious pet parents
Quirky, feel-good books with heart
Books like Marley & Me and A Dog’s Purpose—but messier
Download today and join Pancho on his journey from anxious chihuahua to legendary Brown Bandit! (Just…watch your step).
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