One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad People

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown

Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins

Publisher's summary

The seas belong to Cy and his crew. Since they left Olympus Island everything has been just peachy. Their blissful existence upon the waves was not to last. Poseidon, sore from being banished from Olympus Island, thirsts for revenge.

Finding the unbeatable Toad-man army, Poseidon sets in motion plans for his vengeance against Cy and his crew. Buckles getting swashed, magic, fantasy, and other cool stuff awaits you in the tale of when One-Eyed Cy fought the Toad-Man army.

©2023 Simon Carr (P)2023 Simon Carr

Entertaining, Unique, and Funny

I found One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad Peoole to be one of the most unique, entertaining, and funniest books I have listened to in a long time. Simon Carr, as the narrator, has perfect comedic timing and voice. I loved the many unique characters and the flipped plot where the pirates are the good guys. I highly recommend this book. I will admit some of the jokes are a little raunchy, but raunchy is good. If you love laugh out loud books that are unique with a subtle hit of thrilling suspense, you will love this book.
I received this book for free upon my request. This is my honest, unbiased review that I am voluntarily leaving of my own accord.

BOOK:-ONE EYED CY AND THE ARMY OF THE TOAD PEOPLE

BOOK:-ONE EYED CY AND THE ARMY OF THE TOAD PEOPLE, BOOK 2 OF SERIES BY SIMON CARR NARRATED BY MR ADAM BROWN (COPYRIGHT 2023)

The dramatic and comedy voice interpretation in Spanish and Italian assent makes it exciting.A poetic fiction on the Purpose Ship and her crew and one eyed CY ,the master of the seas.It discusses a wide range of topics from corporal punishment and the support or dissupport of same;controversial discussion between CY and SID if George(Judge ) should be made captain(Cap-ta-in/inn);Hypo attacks of humans and Posydon/Poison quest for vengeance;Collins army and his investigative search to expand them;Co-opting Poisidon/Posydon into his army by Collins(coer-all-inns/in's/call-in/inns);Collins death(depth);Pirates and Elf stares or glares which trigger attack and pirate seeking for empathy accusing Elf of trying to be politically(poor-lee-t-ca-lee) correct(core-ate);being successful and the need to build up all you have and whether we can all be successful;pirates dishonest intension and attack on SID;taking revenge plots on armies that banished them to return to their animal island by animals; Barry's (Bar-ri with RI for eat in ikwerre language in Nigeria) imprisonment of Marie and Barry's anger for those with processing disorder(pro-cess-inn-dosorder) in the island(i-land/eye-land);money and whether things of value are worth money always;the dwindling effort in imprisoning super villains(Ve -lanes with Ve for victory);Boris(Bore -is) Woggle discussion with CY on his going deaf on George putting cheese(chi-zi) in their ears(E-airs/errs);The man(mar-earn) in Marie's cell as decorations (de-core-ray-t-on with de for broader meaning broader core ray perfect on with responsibility on the ray);CY refusal to help and Norris Woggle and George insistence on his need for help(her-el-p);Marie and Norbit escaping(ex-cap-in/inn) as Barry catches up and engages them;expectation of war by Poisidon/Posydon with his army standing together to prevail in his reign over Olympus Island with Uranius dangling above them; vertical and being horizontal controversy between CY and the others;crew argue of who should be captain ,whether the one with biggest heart(heart for love sign and law victory);two wooden legs(to-woo-di-earn-legs as pronounced with legs as ese in Yoruba and gift in delta Nigeria);dangers out at sea in the middle;Sandra or SAN the vampire with full name Cassandra and the obligation of doing nothing (knot-in/inn) and the act of war(wa-ar/ah with are for the opening sound for operation earning and WA for cum or come) with the option of one(won) way or another(four/for-da with ano as four in Igbo or ikwerre language in Nigeria and da for father in jaw language in Nigeria);staying on the right side of the Maestro(Mar-esr-row) and whether it's idea decision.I think the book is about marriages and it's many questions.

Fantastic & Humorous

I really enjoyed this audiobook as there were many times where I laughed out loud. There were many fantastical creatures including the sea god and a Toad-Man army. There were some exciting moments and a few surprising twists. There were a few times where the humor strayed into a vulgar territory, but it never got as bad as some of Simon Carr's other books. Mr. Adam Brown's narration was pure enjoyment. The number and variety of voices that he performed were amazing. I could listen to this audiobook a second time just to be entertained by his performance. I was given a free copy of the audiobook, and I have voluntarily posted this review.

Swashbuckling escapades and fantastical realms!

In "One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad People" by Simon Carr, narrated by the delightful Mr. Adam Brown, the waves dance with adventure and mischief, courtesy of Cy and his crew. Carr's writing is a treasure trove of swashbuckling escapades and fantastical realms, keeping listeners hooked from start to finish. With Brown's engaging narration, every character comes to life, making this audiobook a thrilling journey through seas of magic and mayhem.