OMGWTFBIBLE bursts out of the gates (of heaven) with chapter one:

In which God creates the entire universe (but mostly us)

OMGWTFBIBLE hits its stride and figures out its running time in Chapter Two:

In which the whole Paradise Lost thing goes down and Cain and Abel take sibling rivalry a little bit too far

OMG! WTF? The world hasn't ended?! Hear all about the first apocalypse in Chapter 3 with special guest Jessica Polaniecki! (Recorded live

In which God goes kinda crazy

Yair Oelbaum and David Tuchman join forces for Chapter 4 of this brand-new bible.

In which God talks about rainbows and gets mad at some people for building a tower

Don't worry, the show isn't suddenly super-short. This is a bonus episode! Julia Gazdag of Jewniverse joins me to read a very angry e-mail I recently received.

It's Bible time! David Tuchman and Esther Werdiger read chapter five of this new bible translation!

In this chapter, Avram travels a bunch and gets involved in the military! WHAT?

David Tuchman is joined by Steven DeSiena and they read the craziest chapter yet of this project: Chapter 6.

In which Avram has a pretty trippy experience, gets a little something on the side, and is asked by God to something realllly wacky

I'm joined by Lonnie Mann on April 15, 2013 to read a chapter full of sex and violence

In which all sorts of sexy things (and one very unsexy one) happen