OG (Old Guy) Dad
Weird Shit Happens When You Don't Die Young
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Narrated by:
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Alexander Cendese
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By:
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Jerry Stahl
About this listen
Old Guy Dad recounts the adventures of a man who, in the autumn of his years - or at least the pre-autumn - discovers his girlfriend is pregnant. He is going to be a father. Again. Only this time he wants to do it right: no heroin, plenty of low-back pain.
A collection of celebrated columns from The Rumpus with new material and never-before-told tales, OG Dad finds Jerry Stahl fighting a terminal disease - not to mention mortality, sleeplessness, and the soul-crushing weirdness of preschool drop-offs with parents half his age. Square is the last frontier.
©2019 Karen Robards. (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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