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Not the Parable of the Good Samaritan: Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)
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- Length: 49 mins
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Publisher's summary
Satire to set your heart on fire.
What if the parables weren’t so well known? Would you still think the same way?
Not the Parable of the Good Samaritan contains 40 different takes on the original parable to snap us out of our over-familiarity and to open our eyes to the truth of the Gospel.
Half tongue-in-cheek, half right between the eyes.
Often fun, sometimes poignant, and occasionally painful; these parables reveal our cultural biases, hidden assumptions, and the lies we believe.
Not the Bible. It’s like the Bible. Only not.
John was born at a very young age with his umbilical cord wrapped around his neck. At first, it appeared that no lasting damage had been done, but as he grew it became clear that his sense of humour had been damaged irreparably.
John lives with his family near Oxford, England where daily he wonders how his wife still finds the same jokes funny after more than 20 years of marriage.
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The Betrothed
- By: Alessandro Manzoni
- Narrated by: Nicholas Boulton
- Length: 24 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 200
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 172
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 172
After the jealous tyrant Don Rodrigo foils their wedding, young Lombardian peasants Lucia and Lorenzo must separate and flee for their safety. Their difficult path to matrimony takes place against the turbulent backdrop of the Thirty Years War, where lawlessness and exploitation are at their height. Lucia takes refuge in a convent, where she is later abducted and taken on a nightmarish journey to a sinister castle, while Lorenzo goes to Milan, where he witnesses famine, riots, and plague - all evoked through meticulous description and with stunning immediacy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic reading of a great work of literature
- By Pia Crosby on 03-25-19
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Exile of Lucifer
- Chronicles of the Host, Book 1
- By: D. Brian Shafer
- Narrated by: Stuart Gauffi
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 157
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 157
Lucifer, the anointed cherub, whose ministry in heaven is devoted to the worship of the Most High God, has become pessimistic about his prospects in heaven. Ambition inflamed, he looks to the soon-to-be-created Earth as a place where he can see his destiny realized. With a willing crew of equally ambitious angels, Lucifer creates a fifth-column of malcontents under the very throne of God. Hot on their heels, however, is a group of loyalists, led by Michael and Gabriel, who are suspicious of Lucifer's true motives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Incredible
- By Joyson on 12-21-15
By: D. Brian Shafer
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The Shelter of God's Promises
- By: Sheila Walsh
- Narrated by: Sheila Walsh
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 45
In a world of uncertainty, pain, and struggle, where do you find solid assurance and unshakeable truth? Gifted Bible teacher and inspiring Women of Faith speaker Sheila Walsh offers powerful, heart-filled teaching on ten bedrock promises of God, providing the foundation for daily confidence, joy, and hope. In The Shelter of God's Promises, Sheila searches Scripture for what God has promised us, what God's promises mean, and how encounters with Christ are the eternal fulfillment of His unrelenting commitment to us.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love It
- By Amazon Customer on 05-02-19
By: Sheila Walsh
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Unleash!
- Breaking Free from Normalcy
- By: Perry Noble
- Narrated by: Brandon Batchelar
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
When you're ready for something truly extraordinary, consider living life unleashed! Jesus promised us a full and abundant life. But if we’re honest, most of us feel as if we’re missing out. Every one of us - that includes you - has been custom designed with a purpose and a plan beyond imagination. Yet for some reason, we fill our days with normalcy, complacency, and predictability. In Unleash!, Perry Noble challenges us to grab on to God’s promise of full and complete living.
By: Perry Noble
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The 10-Second Rule
- Following Jesus Made Simple
- By: Clare De Graaf
- Narrated by: Tom Parks
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
In this powerful audiobook, you’ll discover a memorable, simple way to be attentive to the voice of God and courageously obedient to the promptings of the Spirit. You’ll find practical ideas for discerning God’s will, and you’ll hear stories of ordinary men and women - just like you - who are living by the Rule and how it has transformed their lives and the lives of those they reach out to. The 10-Second Rule is a call to rediscover the revolutionary power of simple obedience as Jesus taught it and the early church lived it, before religious Christianity tamed it!
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5 out of 5 stars
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worth the time to read
- By karla clark 1961 on 01-19-22
By: Clare De Graaf
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To Fly Again
- Surviving the Tailspins of Life
- By: Gracia Burnham, Dean Merrill
- Narrated by: Aimee Lilly
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story5 out of 5 stars 25
Twenty-one brief, theme-based chapters squarely address the challenges each of us faces as we pass through difficult times to take to the skies again. This audiobook offers no pat answers or easy solutions, just the battle-tested wisdom of a woman who lived her greatest nightmare and came through it more convinced of God's grace than ever before.
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5 out of 5 stars
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a must read
- By Montana mama 5 on 02-18-18
By: Gracia Burnham, and others
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Great Lives: Joseph
- A Man of Integrity and Forgiveness
- By: Charles R. Swindoll
- Narrated by: Maurice England
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 85
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story5 out of 5 stars 75
Great Lives: Joseph presents a fresh look at one of the most intriguing characters in the Old Testament and focuses on the virtue of forgiveness in the face of deceit and betrayal. From the jealous rage that prompts his brothers to sell him into slavery to his astounding rise to national power, Charles Swindoll follows Joseph through temptation, imprisonment, his ascension in Egyptian society, and the brothers who deceived him. Despite the incredible challenges he faced, Joseph stood firm, exemplifying what's possible when ordinary people maintain their connections with God.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Superb book on forgiveness and leader qualities
- By Claudia Molina on 02-16-24
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Experiencing Spirituality
- Finding Meaning through Storytelling
- By: Ernest Kurtz, Katherine Ketcham
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Shannon Parks
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story5 out of 5 stars 25
In Experiencing Spirituality, Ernest Kurtz and Katherine Ketcham take listeners on a journey through storytelling as a means of self-discovery. Recounting and interpreting great wisdom stories from all ages and all cultures, as well as telling many of their own, the authors shed light on such experiences as awe, wonder, humor, confusion, and forgiveness. In story after story, seekers look to those whose lives reveal a special quality - sometimes called spirituality - and ask the masters what they must do to attain that same quality.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another winner!
- By Strawberrygirl2 on 01-11-15
By: Ernest Kurtz, and others
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Undoing What Has You Undone
- By: Beth Moore
- Narrated by: Beth Moore
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 116
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 98
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 98
Beth Moore's debut novel, The Undoing of Saint Silvanus, is an entertaining book with true-to-life characters in a memorable story. But like all of Beth's work, it has at its core life-changing biblical truth. Undoing What Has You Undone is a companion to the novel that contains the biblical teachings behind the story, insights from Beth, and personal application from God's word.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Helped me "face" my Parkinson face #appearance!
- By Paula on 05-18-18
By: Beth Moore
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Aleph
- By: Paulo Coelho
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 573
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 489
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Story4 out of 5 stars 489
Transform your life. Rewrite your destiny. his most personal novel to date, internationally best-selling author Paulo Coelho returns with a remarkable journey of self-discovery. Like the main character in his much-beloved The Alchemist, Paulo is facing a grave crisis of faith. As he seeks a path of spiritual renewal and growth, he decides to begin again: to travel, to experiment, to reconnect with people and the landscapes around him. Setting off to Africa, and then to Europe and Asia via the Trans-Siberian Railway, he initiates a journey to revitalize his energy and passion.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Strangely compelling read
- By Kathy in CA on 11-22-11
By: Paulo Coelho
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Stronger than the Struggle
- Uncomplicating Your Spiritual Battle
- By: Havilah Cunnington
- Narrated by: Carla Mercer-Meyer
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 370
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 320
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Story5 out of 5 stars 321
Over the years Bible teacher and Bethel Church pastor Havilah Cunnington has talked to people across the spectrum of Christianity - from those who completely avoid mentioning the devil to those who see him lurking around every corner - and she has seen the dangers of ignoring or misrepresenting Satan's true power. Whether we talk about it or not, every follower of God is in a war against a very real enemy, one who wants to steal, kill, and destroy. In Stronger than the Struggle, Cunnington shows listeners what God's Word has to say about this issue - and what it doesn't. In a down-to-earth, let's-get-real approach, the author applies good old-fashioned theology to the tough topic of spiritual warfare and helps listeners discern whether their struggles are coming from God, themselves, or the enemy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Power Packed Book
- By Bethany on 01-10-18
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Which None Can Shut
- Remarkable True Stories of God's Miraculous Work in the Muslim World
- By: Reema Goode
- Narrated by: Jon Gauger
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Story5 out of 5 stars 87
“Reema Goode” and her family are Christians working in a closed Middle Eastern country where all of these things are true. Yet they are also firsthand witnesses of a whole new trend that is taking shape in missions to Muslims. Despite all obstacles, God is opening miraculous doors in the Islamic world, where an unprecedented number of Muslims are becoming followers of Jesus. Reema takes us deep inside her Arab neighborhood to show how God is opening doors in just one of many Islamic communities.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Riveting Story
- By Kaye on 08-24-13
By: Reema Goode
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God Built
- Shaped by God...in the Bad and Good of Life
- By: Steve Farrar
- Narrated by: Jim Sanders
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
There is a process by which God builds a bold man, and it is seen in the life of Joseph. In this process, God will work providentially, in every detail of the man's life. He will work strangely, therefore much of what God is doing won't make sense. And he will work slowly, frustrating the man who is in a hurry to succeed immediately.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Necessary
- By Krkn on 03-04-24
By: Steve Farrar
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Speak Life
- Restoring Healthy Communication in How You Think, Talk, and Pray
- By: Brady Boyd
- Narrated by: Wes Bleed
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 51
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story5 out of 5 stars 41
The most important conversation you'll have. Why do so many of our conversations with one another lead to misunderstanding and hurt feelings? Brady Boyd turns to the example of Jesus Christ to show that the health of our conversations can be only as vibrant as the health of our interactions with God. As Proverbs says, "The words of the reckless pierce like swords, but the tongue of the wise brings healing" (Proverbs 12:18 niv).
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful book, so much wisdom
- By R. Smith on 01-16-24
By: Brady Boyd
What listeners say about Not the Parable of the Good Samaritan: Revised Satirical Version (Not the Bible)
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- 07-05-22
funny witty yet poignant
very lighthearted and humorous take on where we get off the rails when thinking how to apply our Christian life to modern times and to being a good samaritan. very enjoyable
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