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Nonsense Cookery
- Recipes for Amblongus Pie, Crumbobblious Cutlets and Gosky Patties
- Narrated by: Cathy Dobson
- Length: 4 mins
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Three disconcerting culinary masterpieces from the fevered brain of the inimitable Mr. Lear.
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