• Twinkie, Deconstructed

  • By: Steve Ettlinger
  • Narrated by: Mark Lund
  • Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (99 ratings)

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Twinkie, Deconstructed

By: Steve Ettlinger
Narrated by: Mark Lund
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Publisher's summary

Like most Americans, Steve Ettlinger eats processed foods. And, like most consumers, he often reads the ingredients label without a clue as to what most of it means. So when his young daughter asked, "Daddy, what's polysorbate 60?" he was at a loss and determined to find out.

In this fascinating exploration into the curious world of packaged foods, Twinkie, Deconstructed takes us from the phosphate mines in Idaho to the corn fields in Iowa, from gypsum mines in Oklahoma to oil fields in China, to demystify some of America's most common processed food ingredients: where they come from, how they are made, how they are used, and why.

Beginning at the source, we follow each Twinkie ingredient through the process of being crushed, baked, fermented, refined, and/or reacted into a totally unrecognizable goo or powder with a strange name - all for the sake of creating a simple snack cake. If you've ever wondered what you're eating when you consume foods containing mono- and diglycerides or calcium sulfate (the latter is a food-grade equivalent of plaster of paris), this book is for you.

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"[A] delightful romp through the food processing industry." (Publishers Weekly)

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    4 out of 5 stars

Interesting, but not hyped

When I saw that this book only got one star, I was hesitant. I thougt it might be one of those books that just went on and on about how bad twinkies are.
I went to Amazon and read the reviews there and found out that most people found the book not only interesting but not overly preachy about processed foods.
I liked the books format, the narration and the content. I work in agriculture with both organic and non-organic farmers and found the book to be a rather fun romp through the food chain. Like it or not, it's an accurate and truthful romp.

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  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

Awesome and very well written

This book gives you a cooking and chemical lesson in a very fun way. I did not realize the many different items, nice way of putting it, that goes into our food. Also shows another vulnerability that we have with China, certain of the above mentioned items only come from China. Very informative but very interesting at the same time. Even Teen-Agers found it interesting.

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  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars

Now you know . . .

This interesting, well-written book provides answers to questions such as "Where does chlorine come from?", "What, exactly, is baking powder made of?", and "Why is it that the cakes I bake at home don't taste like Twinkies?" It has a clever structure--one short chapter for each ingredient listed on the Twinkie wrapper. I thought this book was fascinating, though at times overly detailed. It's true that the author does not seem to question, in fact at times he seems to support, the processed food industry. But at bottom, the book just explains what's in Twinkies without offering judgement one way or the other. It's not an overtly political book like "Fast Food Nation." If you eat convenience or packaged foods at all, even foods that are labeled "organic," you are probably eating many of the ingredients that are in Twinkies, and it is illuminating to find out exactly what they are and where they come from.

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The title was the most interesting part!

Not quite sure what I was expecting; I was bored out of my mind. I could have just Googled the ingredients list and it would have been the same.

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Bleached Flour: Chlorine Can Kill You

I’ve developed 13 ingredient-inspired taglines during my diligent note-taking, thanks to this book:

1. Bleached Flour: Chlorine Can Kill You
2. Enriched Flour = Adding Petroleum, Ore, and Fungi into your Diet
3. Food-Grade Iron: Ground up rust or manufactured steel waste product
4. Modified cornstarch: a chemical bath with chlorine and hydrochloric acid
5. GMO Soy Beans: Like Cockroaches, Immune to Herbicides
6. Partially Hydrogenized Crème Filling: filling you up with chronic disease one bite at a time!
7. Cellulose Gum: absorbs water, acids, and bleaches
8. Polysorbate 60: a plastic subingredient that makes food as hard as, well, plastic
9. Diacetyl and Butyric Acid: the chemicals that artificial butter and vomit shares
10. Artificial Vanilla: Toxically synthesized melting pot for non-food flavors
11. Sodium stearoyl lactylate: the delicious soapy wax emulsifier
12. Sorbic Acid: from flammability to poison to preservation
13. Food Coloring: Eating Paint


I am a lot more educated about how many artificially fabricated, toxically manufactured, or just plain gross ingredients go into snack foods like Twinkies. Of course industry experts assure us that all poison is removed in the final product, so that’s a relief.

My main complaint is that the author doesn’t necessarily take a stance one way or the other. He details example after example of all the volatile, hazardous, and caustic chemical processes involved to concoct artificial Twinkie ingredients like enriched (ground-up metals) bleached (chlorinated) flour and modified (genetically altered) cornstarch. Then he demystifies other ingredients, explaining how the eggs in Twinkies are actually a chemically altered powdered egg substrate, but because the FDA requires that ingredients be called the most common name, Hostess gets away with just calling them “eggs” in their ingredients list. Finally, the author talks out the other side of his mouth to call them miracle foods or wonders of modern science or that since all food is chemicals, it’s all good. Huh???

All in all, I feel more enlightened and less likely to buy a Twinkie.

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I Love This Book

The best part is the non-judgemental presentation of processed food. Since I love Twinkies, this is a great book!

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  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

Great book

This book is fantastic. It was easy to understand and delivered what it promised. It tells you exactly what the mysterious ingredients are. Very very good.

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    3 out of 5 stars
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  • 08-03-07

Has all the ingredients but still missing ...

It took me a long time to finish this book, mainly because it was hard to follow. It has the potential to be a great book, because there is a lot of great detail about all of these ingredients; but as soon as he says one thing, he's off on something else, and I quickly forgot what ingredient it was he was talking about, or what it meant, or what the process, other ingredients, etc., were. IE- it was very confusing, and I don't think I got much out of it.
The book would have been 10 times better if he took some of the day's criticisms of GM foods and either applied them or argued against them using these ingredients as a starting point. In the end, it felt as if he just accepted everything told to him and didn't critically analyze very much. I kept wanting him to question what he was hearing, instead of just telling us. There were so many questions he raised, but very few answered. In the end, he basically says 'it's all natural,' so go eat an Twinkie. I was hoping for more insight into what we are actually eating- not just the scientific definitions.



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  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars

waste of time

This book reads like it was written by a lobbyist for the food ingredient industry. The author is clearly a fan of everything artificial.

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