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"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive."

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament, thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter as well as hundreds of never-before-published quotations.

This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

©2007 Ann Coulter; (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

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  • 60526
  • La Grange Park, IL USA
  • 10-29-07

A Rerun

As a faithful reader of her column online and purchaser of her previous books, I have to say I did not find really anything new in this book. I love her comments and appreciate her wit; I was just hoping for some new stuff. For those that are 'new' to Ann Coulter, this is a quick synopsis of what she is about and makes an excellent primer.

8 of 9 people found this review helpful

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Its the ABRIDGED version...

That's my only beef. I happen to love Ann and her political views and look forward to each book. I was just stunned when I noticed that this was only 3 hours long, my mistake! I guess I just have to wait for the unabridged version to get the full-flavor of Ann's latest opinions.

15 of 19 people found this review helpful

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  • Karen
  • Mars, PA, United States
  • 11-05-07

Skip this one if you've read the last 3 books

This book was more of a review of Ann's last 3 books. It didn't have much new material. I got bored with it and never finished the last hour or so, as I had already heard everything in the last 3 books. The 'dings' and random quotes were annoying and difficult to follow out of context. I like Ann, don't get me wrong, but I could have used my credit for something more interesting and new.

8 of 10 people found this review helpful

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Great book

Great book!! Just one thing Mitt Romney is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Ladder Day Saints. A very good Christian.

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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  • Phyllis
  • Carbajosa de la Sagrada, Spain
  • 03-08-11

Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh . . .

I am probably one of the few people who will admit that they adore Ann Coulter. She's what I call, one helluva ballsy woman. I love her sarcastic and biting wit, her intelligence and her insight to what makes the left tick or at least, what ticks the left off! Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh, this is the book I listen too. She has definitely "gone too far" with this one but then again, I just can't wait for her to go to far in the next one. She is one of the very few female, political pundits that I will take the time to listen to. This book is NOT recommended for Democrats, Communists, Leftists or left over hippies - it may hurt your feelings. But for the rest of us, it's funnier than hell! Highly recommended.

4 of 6 people found this review helpful

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Ann is spot on and hilarious. She also reads the entire book this time. The last 3 books of hers I listened to she did not. Can't wait till the unabridged version so I can hear the rest of the story.

4 of 6 people found this review helpful

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  • Mark
  • Phoenix, AZ, USA
  • 11-28-09

Coulter at her best

Typically acerbic Coulter humor. At once, insightful, bitingly wicked, and hilarious. It would simply be funny if so much of it was not true. If you are from the left side of the aisle you better put on your thick skin. Likely though, if you are you haven't shelled out the coin for this book.

2 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Ann gets an A for RESEARCH

Ann Coulter's books are the most accurate history books and should be required reading for all political science students. Requardless of your political leanings,if you check out her footnotes (like I did) you will find them all correct. That is why she is so disliked by those who don't agree with her politics- she backs up her opinions with facts, and facts don't lie. Something we rarely see in the media these days.

4 of 7 people found this review helpful

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  • Jon
  • Lake Forrest Park, WA, USA
  • 10-02-07

She's Funny Enough, She's Smart Enough....

and, Gosh darnit,Liberals Hate Her.

She's funnier than Al Franken, smarter than Bill Moyers, and gorgeous to boot.

This is a hugely funny book riffing on the left.

Conservatives will laugh until they cry and Liberals will just....uh, cry.

29 of 53 people found this review helpful

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Not everyone's cup of tea but an entertaining book

she's way to the right of me but she's no fool she's no pushover and she's very entertaining. I had to check out the book that I had requested that a clerk continue to display while under the pressure of intense customer harassment and Hysteria