If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

By: Ann Coulter

Narrated by: Ann Coulter

Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins

Publisher's summary

"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as 'citing facts', is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive."

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans, Ann Coulter's funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous audiobook to date. Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that "She's gone too far!" and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can listen to all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations.

This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll hear Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s... 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

©2007 Ann Coulter (P)2007 Random House, Inc. Random House Audio, a division of Random House, Inc.

She's Funny Enough, She's Smart Enough....

and, Gosh darnit,Liberals Hate Her.

She's funnier than Al Franken, smarter than Bill Moyers, and gorgeous to boot.

This is a hugely funny book riffing on the left.

Conservatives will laugh until they cry and Liberals will just....uh, cry.

Awesome!!

Ann is spot on and hilarious. She also reads the entire book this time. The last 3 books of hers I listened to she did not. Can't wait till the unabridged version so I can hear the rest of the story.

Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh . . .

I am probably one of the few people who will admit that they adore Ann Coulter. She's what I call, one helluva ballsy woman. I love her sarcastic and biting wit, her intelligence and her insight to what makes the left tick or at least, what ticks the left off! Whenever I'm Down and Need a Good Laugh, this is the book I listen too. She has definitely "gone too far" with this one but then again, I just can't wait for her to go to far in the next one. She is one of the very few female, political pundits that I will take the time to listen to. This book is NOT recommended for Democrats, Communists, Leftists or left over hippies - it may hurt your feelings. But for the rest of us, it's funnier than hell! Highly recommended.

Coulter at her goodest-- but not her greatest

Very good work by Ann. She is at her goodest but not her best. Definitely worth you money, and perhaps a bit more palletable for the more moderate reader out there.

Still plenty to laugh at for her core audience-- conservatives. I only hope democrats don't actually read this, we don't want them to actually figure out how to not look so stupid do we. ;)

Relevant even in 2019!

Ann- keep up the great work. This book rings true today in 2019. The strategies deployed by the Democrats never change and you call it out so eloquently and comedically.
Five stars!

Patriot

Go Donald Go. Savage Nation. Red White and Blue. G-D bless America. USA forever !

Great facts, but...

Please do not bash vegans/ vegetarians. Not all vegans are brainless liberals. Food allergies are real. Meat and soy are not the only sources of protein, we supplement with full chan plant proteins and both my husband & I are athletic and muscular. That is the only complaint.
.❤️ Keep the great work! 👍🏻

Where's the good stuff...

I am typically a big Ann Coulter fan because I think she's stupid...kind of like a Right Wing Jon Stewart. She says some of the silly things most normal people think in the back of their heads but the brain filters out as nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. I didn't like this book because it's a bunch of out-takes. They aren't even full articles, just paragraphs. As usual, it's off the wall silly, but quite disjointed. If you have read her articles or other books there is absolutely nothing new here. I'd give it a pass due to lack of originality...

sadly, no new vitriol

This book, by Coulter's own admission, is just a rehash of everything we have already heard her say or write. No new vitriol for us to feast upon.

A Rerun

As a faithful reader of her column online and purchaser of her previous books, I have to say I did not find really anything new in this book. I love her comments and appreciate her wit; I was just hoping for some new stuff. For those that are 'new' to Ann Coulter, this is a quick synopsis of what she is about and makes an excellent primer.