Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

By: Messie Condo

Narrated by: Hillary Huber

Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins

Publisher's summary

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

• ditch the d*mn indecision
• get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
• give your busy family a f*cking break
• and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media

Laughing all the way….

Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

Sure kept the fire lit under my ... uhm ...

For at least three months, I have been de-cluttering. Why? Because I have accumulated LOTS of stuff during the past 25 years.

I kept most of it because I thought I'd need it someday... or maybe somebody else would. I had lotsa clothes --- skinny-me and fat-me clothing, as well as clothing I'd actually worn nearly thread-bare but figured it would be useful for yard work (and it was, for awhile).

I had stuff given to me by folks that I really didn't like one danged bit, and stuff some relatives with a wicked sense of humor bequeathed to me, but I kept it ALL because I kinda felt guilty even thinking about pitching it.

Then, one day, I decided that I was really sick and tired of having to walk sideways like a crab to maneuver around stuff in order to find what wasn't evvvver where I thought it would be and so the de-clutter adventure began. It was an overwhelming task, so I kinda slacked off awhile but I'm about 10 years older 'n dirt and just when I began wondering who gets my stuff, serendipitously I stumbled on this book.

HOLY MOLY! It is absolutely hilarious and I heard what I needed to hear. The writer talks like a Drill Instructor LOL... but I guess I needed that. She made me laugh at myself and spit in the mirror for slacking off the de-cluttering. I'm enjoying the spaciousness, the eye-candy in progress that leads to a well curated nest, and the peace of mind that comes as a result of not looking at stuff I don't use, don't need, don't like, and my heirs would think I musta been crazy for keeping. I bet they'll even be able to find what they need. Gosh, A really fun book!

Blown up by f bombs

There is some good advice in this book and the author seems to have a delightful wit, but all is overshadowed by the abundance of foul language which was simply distracting.

Motivating, Effective, Thorough and Funny

After numerous unsuccessful attempts at reorganizing and decluttering, I found myself exhausted just at the thought of it, often procrastinating on other tasks instead. However, this is the first book that truly motivated me by effectively illustrating the methodologies, benefits and enjoyment of decluttering, delivered with irony and humor. While I personally do not use some of the wordage, I understand they were the tools the author used to captivate and engage the audience. After experiencing this book - never a dull moment - I feel confident that I will finally tackle the task. Thank you for the inspiration!

her directness, just what I needed

Awesomely honest. Made you think about all the things you possess that really possess you.

Hilarious but prof@n€

Definitely “in your face” as some have described. Great motivation for decluttering your sh!t and getting your affairs in order. Recommended*

(*not for the faint at heart)

Great Wake Up Call!

Lots of excellent advice on decluttering and changing your mindset on keeping stuff. Highly recommend if you have trouble letting go of things and want to simplify your life.

Funny and helpful

Keeps you entertained for a not so entertaining topic. On point and very helpful. Found myself starting while listening!

Hilarious and Inspiring

I laughed so hard listening to this frank and funny book, and I found it incredibly inspiring. Straight talk about holding onto things for future generations, what you're really going to do with those shoes you can't wear anymore but love, and so much more. I've gone through and cleared out so much clutter from my life already and have a long way to go. I've actually listened to this book twice now. I highly recommend it!!!