• Next Girl

  • By: Joel Eden
  • Narrated by: Virtual Voice
  • Length: 1 hr and 25 mins

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Next Girl

By: Joel Eden
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Ryan Spazmarek was a dork. He was not smart enough to be a nerd or weird enough to be a geek. A straight B student, he suffered through school with Spaz as his nickname. Shy and introverted, he had always been invisible to women. He was not anywhere close to being dreamy like Zac Efron, but he was not a troll either. Faced with the curse of being average, Ryan greeted every day with a $12 haircut and a boring wardrobe from Target. Life was a series of uninteresting events until he met a random girl named Kalli Milan. Smart, funny, and smoking hot, Kalli was everything Ryan had ever wanted in a woman. But within a matter of a few hours, life took a disastrous turn.

Joel Eden lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife and two kids. He graduated from Virginia Tech with a bachelor’s degree in Marketing and he received a master’s degree in Information Management from Marymount University. For nineteen years, he worked as a sales and marketing executive with major global corporations. An award-winning author, Joel has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and he has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Joel is the author of Lazarus Kaine, a novel about a man who loses control of his fears, and The Werewolves of Jacksonville County, a gripping horror story. He is also the author of The Seduction of India Monet, a best-selling short story about the consequences of infidelity. Joel is addicted to Virginia Tech football, coaches Little League sports, and loves dogs. For more information, you can go to www.joeleden.com.

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