-
Never Say Genius
- The Genius Files, Book 2
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy for $13.22
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
-
-
Awful!
- By Michele on 10-27-14
By: Dan Gutman
-
Spy School
- Spy School Series, Book 1
- By: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ben Ripley may only be in middle school, but he's already pegged his dream job: CIA or bust. Unfortunately for him, his personality doesn't exactly scream "secret agent". In fact Ben is so awkward, he can barely get to school and back without a mishap. Because of his innate nerdiness, Ben is not surprised when he is recruited for a magnet school with a focus on science - but he's entirely shocked to discover that the school is actually a front for a junior CIA academy.
-
-
Great book, but...
- By katiebmomof3 on 07-12-18
By: Stuart Gibbs
-
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- By: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sixth grader Greg Heffley doesn't understand his annoying younger brother, obnoxious older one, or well-meaning parents. But he knows enough to record his daily thoughts in a manly journal - not some girly diary. In a unique novel brimming with laugh-out-loud moments, Greg chronicles his first turbulent year of middle school.
-
-
JUICE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-13-15
By: Jeff Kinney
-
The Lincoln Project
- The Flashback Four #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman's all-new series, which blends fascinating real history with an action-packed and hilarious adventure, four very different kids are picked by a mysterious billionaire to travel through time and photograph some of history's most important events. This time the four friends are headed to 1863 to catch Abraham Lincoln delivering his famous Gettysburg Address.
-
-
Good Story
- By amazonmama on 02-22-24
By: Dan Gutman
-
Magic Tree House: Books 1 and 2
- Dinosaurs Before Dark, The Knight at Dawn
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Dinosaurs Before Dark, adventure is waiting to happen! Jack and his younger sister, Annie, stumble upon a tree house filled with books. Where did the tree house come from? How long has it been there? When Jack reads a book about the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago, and wishes he could really see the pteranodon, it suddenly appears at his window. Magically. Before Jack and Annie can figure out the mystery, the tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past.
-
-
magic tree house
- By Suzanna on 01-12-05
-
Keeper of the Lost Cities
- By: Shannon Messenger
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Twelve-year-old Sophie has never quite fit into her life. She’s skipped multiple grades and doesn’t really connect with the older kids at school, but she’s not comfortable with her family, either. The reason? Sophie’s a Telepath, someone who can read minds. No one knows her secret - at least, that’s what she thinks.... But the day Sophie meets Fitz, a mysterious (and adorable) boy, she learns she’s not alone. He’s a Telepath too, and it turns out the reason she has never felt at home is that, well...she isn’t. Fitz opens Sophie’s eyes to a shocking truth....
-
-
Amazing!
- By Anonymous User on 11-26-18
-
Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
-
-
Awful!
- By Michele on 10-27-14
By: Dan Gutman
-
Spy School
- Spy School Series, Book 1
- By: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ben Ripley may only be in middle school, but he's already pegged his dream job: CIA or bust. Unfortunately for him, his personality doesn't exactly scream "secret agent". In fact Ben is so awkward, he can barely get to school and back without a mishap. Because of his innate nerdiness, Ben is not surprised when he is recruited for a magnet school with a focus on science - but he's entirely shocked to discover that the school is actually a front for a junior CIA academy.
-
-
Great book, but...
- By katiebmomof3 on 07-12-18
By: Stuart Gibbs
-
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
- By: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sixth grader Greg Heffley doesn't understand his annoying younger brother, obnoxious older one, or well-meaning parents. But he knows enough to record his daily thoughts in a manly journal - not some girly diary. In a unique novel brimming with laugh-out-loud moments, Greg chronicles his first turbulent year of middle school.
-
-
JUICE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-13-15
By: Jeff Kinney
-
The Lincoln Project
- The Flashback Four #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman's all-new series, which blends fascinating real history with an action-packed and hilarious adventure, four very different kids are picked by a mysterious billionaire to travel through time and photograph some of history's most important events. This time the four friends are headed to 1863 to catch Abraham Lincoln delivering his famous Gettysburg Address.
-
-
Good Story
- By amazonmama on 02-22-24
By: Dan Gutman
-
Magic Tree House: Books 1 and 2
- Dinosaurs Before Dark, The Knight at Dawn
- By: Mary Pope Osborne
- Narrated by: Mary Pope Osborne
- Length: 1 hr and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Dinosaurs Before Dark, adventure is waiting to happen! Jack and his younger sister, Annie, stumble upon a tree house filled with books. Where did the tree house come from? How long has it been there? When Jack reads a book about the Cretaceous period, 65 million years ago, and wishes he could really see the pteranodon, it suddenly appears at his window. Magically. Before Jack and Annie can figure out the mystery, the tree house whisks them back to the prehistoric past.
-
-
magic tree house
- By Suzanna on 01-12-05
-
Keeper of the Lost Cities
- By: Shannon Messenger
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Twelve-year-old Sophie has never quite fit into her life. She’s skipped multiple grades and doesn’t really connect with the older kids at school, but she’s not comfortable with her family, either. The reason? Sophie’s a Telepath, someone who can read minds. No one knows her secret - at least, that’s what she thinks.... But the day Sophie meets Fitz, a mysterious (and adorable) boy, she learns she’s not alone. He’s a Telepath too, and it turns out the reason she has never felt at home is that, well...she isn’t. Fitz opens Sophie’s eyes to a shocking truth....
-
-
Amazing!
- By Anonymous User on 11-26-18
-
Matilda
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but there she has to face Miss Trunchbull, a menacing, kid-hating headmistress. When Matilda is attacked by the Trunchbull she suddenly discovers she has a remarkable power with which to fight back. It'll take a superhuman genius to give Miss Trunchbull what she deserves and Matilda may be just the one to do it!
-
-
Another Winner
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-21-16
By: Roald Dahl
-
City Spies
- City Spies, Book 1
- By: James Ponti
- Narrated by: Lisa Flanagan
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sara Martinez is a hacker. She recently broke into the New York City foster care system to expose her foster parents as cheats and lawbreakers. However, instead of being hailed as a hero, Sara finds herself facing years in a juvenile detention facility and banned from using computers for the same stretch of time. Enter Mother, a British spy who not only gets Sara released from jail but also offers her a chance to make a home for herself within a secret MI5 agency. Operating out of a base in Scotland, the City Spies are five kids from various parts of the world.
-
-
Fun Spy Book for the Whole Family
- By CuteAsADaisy on 01-21-21
By: James Ponti
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Poached
- By: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 6 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teddy Fitzroy's back for another zoo mystery this time it's a koala caper in this action-packed follow-up to Belly Up, which Kirkus Reviews called great fun. School troublemaker Vance Jessup thinks Teddy Fitzroy's home at Fun Jungle, a state-of-the-art zoo and theme park, is the perfect place for a cruel prank. Vance bullies Teddy into his scheme, but the plan goes terribly awry. Teddy sneaks into the koala exhibit to hide out until the chaos dies down.
-
-
This book is NOT bad‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
- By Andasol on 06-05-23
By: Stuart Gibbs
-
Daughter of the Deep
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ana Dakkar is a freshman at Harding-Pencroft Academy, a five-year high school that graduates the best marine scientists, naval warriors, navigators, and underwater explorers in the world. Ana's parents died while on a scientific expedition two years ago, and the only family's she's got left is her older brother, Dev, also a student at HP. Ana's freshman year culminates with the class' weekend trial at sea, the details of which have been kept secret. She only hopes she has what it'll take to succeed.
-
-
something different
- By Jason on 10-13-21
By: Rick Riordan
-
Never Lie
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Leslie Howard
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Newlyweds Tricia and Ethan are searching for the house of their dreams. But when they visit the remote manor that once belonged to Dr. Adrienne Hale, a renowned psychiatrist who vanished without a trace four years earlier, a violent winter storm traps them at the estate… with no chance of escape until the blizzard comes to an end. In search of a book to keep her entertained until the snow abates, Tricia happens upon a secret room. One that contains audio transcripts from every single patient Dr. Hale has ever interviewed.
-
-
NOT A FAN AT ALL
- By Admirer of great books; critic of bad books. on 11-15-22
By: Freida McFadden
-
When the Side N*gga Catch Feelings
- By: Jessica N. Watkins
- Narrated by: Benjamin Charles, Wesleigh Siobhan, Nicole Small, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Heaven: a young girl who is loving, submissive, and beyond appreciative of her husband, Ross. As a teenager, Heaven lived solely for her sister, Divine, and her daughter, Sunshine. Because her mother is mentally ill and her father ran off, Heaven had to do some unimaginable things just to feed the family. Then came Ross, and everything changed. He wasn't some filthy rich, dope boy that some young girls dream of, but Heaven felt like Ross was her blessing.
-
-
Loved it!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 11-17-19
-
The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
-
-
I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
-
Debt of Bones
- Sword of Truth Series
- By: Terry Goodkind
- Narrated by: Sam Tsoutsouvas
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A milestone of storytelling set in the world of The Sword of Truth, Debt of Bones is the story of young Abby's struggle to win the aid of the wizard Zedd Zorander, the most important man alive. Abby is trapped, not only between both sides of the war, but in a mortal conflict between two powerful men. For Zedd, who commands power most men can only imagine, granting Abby's request would mean forsaking his sacred duty. With the storm of the final battle about to save the life of a child....
-
-
Bags! This is a good prequel.
- By Patrick Sanchez on 05-02-14
By: Terry Goodkind
-
Later
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Seth Numrich
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The son of a struggling single mother, Jamie Conklin just wants an ordinary childhood. But Jamie is no ordinary child. Born with an unnatural ability his mom urges him to keep secret, Jamie can see what no one else can see and learn what no one else can learn. But the cost of using this ability is higher than Jamie can imagine—as he discovers when an NYPD detective draws him into the pursuit of a killer who has threatened to strike from beyond the grave.
-
-
Another amazing story
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 03-02-21
By: Stephen King
-
Someone We Know
- A Novel
- By: Shari Lapena
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"This is a very difficult letter to write. I hope you will not hate us too much.... My son broke into your home recently while you were out." In a quiet, leafy suburb in upstate New York, a teenager has been sneaking into houses - and into the owners' computers as well - learning their secrets, and maybe sharing some of them, too. Who is he, and what might he have uncovered? After two anonymous letters are received, whispers start to circulate, and suspicion mounts. And when a woman down the street is found murdered, the tension reaches the breaking point.
-
-
Boring story, assault of toddler. Leave out the sex details.
- By None on 08-05-19
By: Shari Lapena
-
Whale Done
- By: Stuart Gibbs
- Narrated by: Gibson Frazier
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After an escaped kangaroo starts a fire that burns down his house, Teddy Fitzroy accepts an invitation to go to Malibu with his girlfriend, Summer, and her mother, Kandace. He’s hoping to spend some time relaxing on the beach, but wherever Teddy goes, trouble isn’t far behind. First, a massive dead whale has washed up on the beach—and before anyone can determine what killed it, it explodes. Doc, the head vet from FunJungle, suspects something fishy is going on and ropes Teddy and Summer into helping him investigate.
-
-
Yes sirrrrrr
- By john pork on 02-22-23
By: Stuart Gibbs
Publisher's summary
Thrills, spills, and cheating death are just part of an average day on a not-so-average summer vacation for these two smarty-pants siblings. Coke and Pepsi McDonald are still stuck on the wacky family road trip that began in Mission Unstoppable, and now a brand-new evil mastermind is trying to kill them!
Coke and Pepsi McDonald never asked to be geniuses. They never asked to get lowered into a basket of boiling french fries, either. And they certainly never asked to be frozen in soft-serve ice cream, stampeded in a wild stadium riot, or kidnapped on a high-speed roller coaster. But that's what happens when a red-haired villain named Archie Clone is chasing you across America. This just might be the most dangerous road trip in history - and the most awesome!
Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the National Mustard Museum to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And whatever you do - never say genius.
More from the same
Related to this topic
-
The Secret Garden
- By: Frances Hodgson Burnett
- Narrated by: Carrie Hope Fletcher
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mary Lennox starts her life as an unhappy victim of circumstance. After the loss of her parents, she moves to rural Yorkshire to live with a distant uncle where she resents the wildness of the countryside. At first, she struggles to find a place in this new existence. Although unsure about her surroundings and its occupants, through the gentle guidance of the maid she gradually becomes interested in the story of Mrs Craven, who apparently used to spend her time in a garden at the house, the key to which has vanished.
-
-
Fabulous
- By Lady Lightning on 05-19-20
-
Jack And The Beanstalk & Other Stories
- By: BBC Audiobooks
- Narrated by: Lenny Henry, Sheridan Smith
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Jack and the Beanstalk", read by Lenny Henry
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears", read by Sheridan Smith
"Puss in Boots", read by Lenny Henry
"Snow White", read by Sheridan Smith. Here are four fantastic stories, full of magic and fun, that young children are sure to love!
-
-
Jack and the beanstalk
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-21
By: BBC Audiobooks
-
The Reluctant Dragon
- By: Kenneth Grahame
- Narrated by: Anton Lesser
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Boy lives in a cottage with his mother and father, and the Dragon lives in a cave on the Downs. The Boy is his only friend. The Dragon is not at all the sort of Dragon one might expect to meet, however: he's polite and friendly.
-
-
THE HAPPY BOHEMIAN DRAGON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-20-17
By: Kenneth Grahame
-
Interview with the Robot
- By: Lee Bacon
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Ellen Archer, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Eve looks like an ordinary 12-year-old girl, but there’s nothing ordinary about her. She has no last name. No parents or guardian. She’s on the run from a dangerous and secretive organization that will stop at nothing to track her down. And most astonishing of all: she’s a robot, a product of Eden Laboratories. When Eve discovers the truth, she realizes everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie. Eve manages to escape, fleeing the lab, the only home she’s ever known.
-
-
Good Short Listen
- By Ronnie on 01-07-20
By: Lee Bacon
-
The Ickabog
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The kingdom of Cornucopia was once the happiest in the world. It had plenty of gold, a king with the finest moustache you could possibly imagine, and butchers, bakers, and cheesemongers whose exquisite foods made a person dance with delight when they ate them. Everything was perfect - except for the misty Marshlands to the north, which, according to legend, were home to the monstrous Ickabog. Anyone sensible knew that the Ickabog was just a myth to scare children into behaving. But the funny thing about myths is that sometimes they take on a life of their own.
-
-
Oh, dear...
- By ili pika on 11-11-20
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Black Beauty
- By: Anna Sewell
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This classic tale of a handsome, spirited horse, Black Beauty has been a children's favourite for over 100 years. Sewell tells the story of Beauty's life from a young foal through to a working horse.
-
-
Perfect reading of my favorite book
- By qtvxzplr on 09-01-12
By: Anna Sewell
-
The Secret Garden
- By: Frances Hodgson Burnett
- Narrated by: Carrie Hope Fletcher
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mary Lennox starts her life as an unhappy victim of circumstance. After the loss of her parents, she moves to rural Yorkshire to live with a distant uncle where she resents the wildness of the countryside. At first, she struggles to find a place in this new existence. Although unsure about her surroundings and its occupants, through the gentle guidance of the maid she gradually becomes interested in the story of Mrs Craven, who apparently used to spend her time in a garden at the house, the key to which has vanished.
-
-
Fabulous
- By Lady Lightning on 05-19-20
-
Jack And The Beanstalk & Other Stories
- By: BBC Audiobooks
- Narrated by: Lenny Henry, Sheridan Smith
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Jack and the Beanstalk", read by Lenny Henry
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears", read by Sheridan Smith
"Puss in Boots", read by Lenny Henry
"Snow White", read by Sheridan Smith. Here are four fantastic stories, full of magic and fun, that young children are sure to love!
-
-
Jack and the beanstalk
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-21
By: BBC Audiobooks
-
The Reluctant Dragon
- By: Kenneth Grahame
- Narrated by: Anton Lesser
- Length: 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Boy lives in a cottage with his mother and father, and the Dragon lives in a cave on the Downs. The Boy is his only friend. The Dragon is not at all the sort of Dragon one might expect to meet, however: he's polite and friendly.
-
-
THE HAPPY BOHEMIAN DRAGON
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-20-17
By: Kenneth Grahame
-
Interview with the Robot
- By: Lee Bacon
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Ellen Archer, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Eve looks like an ordinary 12-year-old girl, but there’s nothing ordinary about her. She has no last name. No parents or guardian. She’s on the run from a dangerous and secretive organization that will stop at nothing to track her down. And most astonishing of all: she’s a robot, a product of Eden Laboratories. When Eve discovers the truth, she realizes everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie. Eve manages to escape, fleeing the lab, the only home she’s ever known.
-
-
Good Short Listen
- By Ronnie on 01-07-20
By: Lee Bacon
-
The Ickabog
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The kingdom of Cornucopia was once the happiest in the world. It had plenty of gold, a king with the finest moustache you could possibly imagine, and butchers, bakers, and cheesemongers whose exquisite foods made a person dance with delight when they ate them. Everything was perfect - except for the misty Marshlands to the north, which, according to legend, were home to the monstrous Ickabog. Anyone sensible knew that the Ickabog was just a myth to scare children into behaving. But the funny thing about myths is that sometimes they take on a life of their own.
-
-
Oh, dear...
- By ili pika on 11-11-20
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Black Beauty
- By: Anna Sewell
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This classic tale of a handsome, spirited horse, Black Beauty has been a children's favourite for over 100 years. Sewell tells the story of Beauty's life from a young foal through to a working horse.
-
-
Perfect reading of my favorite book
- By qtvxzplr on 09-01-12
By: Anna Sewell
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
-
-
Awful!
- By Michele on 10-27-14
By: Dan Gutman
-
Stuck
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Elizabeth Hess, Oliver Wyman, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On his 11th birthday, Jackson is nervous about moving up to middle school where he knows he'll be bullied by older kids, so he makes his wish, "I don't want to grow up!" When his 12th birthday rolls around, he discovers his wish came true: he's still 11, and he's starting fifth grade (again). At first, this is the perfect life. Jackson is the smartest kid in his class, the best on his baseball team, and the star of the school band. But after a few years of being eleven, he realizes his life is passing him by.
-
-
Accent problem
- By Padma P.Jagannathan on 08-09-20
-
The Terrible Two
- By: Mac Barnett, Jory John
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Miles Murphy had it made. He lived in a great town near the ocean, he had two best friends, and most importantly, he had a reputation for being his town's best prankster. All of which explains why he's not happy to bemoving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. Worse than that, Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster - and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he'll have to raise his game.
-
-
Awesome
- By JOCELYN S. on 03-08-16
By: Mac Barnett, and others
-
The Lincoln Project
- The Flashback Four #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman's all-new series, which blends fascinating real history with an action-packed and hilarious adventure, four very different kids are picked by a mysterious billionaire to travel through time and photograph some of history's most important events. This time the four friends are headed to 1863 to catch Abraham Lincoln delivering his famous Gettysburg Address.
-
-
Good Story
- By amazonmama on 02-22-24
By: Dan Gutman
-
The Double Drastic Time Capsule Caper
- By: Van Temple
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Maxwell Glick, Margaret Ying Drake, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.
-
-
i like
- By Alina on 12-31-20
By: Van Temple
-
Miss Daisy is Crazy
- My Weird School #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.
-
-
Excellent narration and very fun story!
- By weschesterpa on 07-24-18
By: Dan Gutman
-
Mission Unstoppable
- The Genius Files, Book 1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."
-
-
Awful!
- By Michele on 10-27-14
By: Dan Gutman
-
Stuck
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Elizabeth Hess, Oliver Wyman, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On his 11th birthday, Jackson is nervous about moving up to middle school where he knows he'll be bullied by older kids, so he makes his wish, "I don't want to grow up!" When his 12th birthday rolls around, he discovers his wish came true: he's still 11, and he's starting fifth grade (again). At first, this is the perfect life. Jackson is the smartest kid in his class, the best on his baseball team, and the star of the school band. But after a few years of being eleven, he realizes his life is passing him by.
-
-
Accent problem
- By Padma P.Jagannathan on 08-09-20
-
The Terrible Two
- By: Mac Barnett, Jory John
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Miles Murphy had it made. He lived in a great town near the ocean, he had two best friends, and most importantly, he had a reputation for being his town's best prankster. All of which explains why he's not happy to bemoving to Yawnee Valley, a sleepy town that's famous for one thing and one thing only: cows. Worse than that, Miles quickly discovers that Yawnee Valley already has a prankster - and a great one. If Miles is going to take the title from this mystery kid, he'll have to raise his game.
-
-
Awesome
- By JOCELYN S. on 03-08-16
By: Mac Barnett, and others
-
The Lincoln Project
- The Flashback Four #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Mark Turetsky
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In New York Times best-selling author Dan Gutman's all-new series, which blends fascinating real history with an action-packed and hilarious adventure, four very different kids are picked by a mysterious billionaire to travel through time and photograph some of history's most important events. This time the four friends are headed to 1863 to catch Abraham Lincoln delivering his famous Gettysburg Address.
-
-
Good Story
- By amazonmama on 02-22-24
By: Dan Gutman
-
The Double Drastic Time Capsule Caper
- By: Van Temple
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Maxwell Glick, Margaret Ying Drake, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.
-
-
i like
- By Alina on 12-31-20
By: Van Temple
-
Miss Daisy is Crazy
- My Weird School #1
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
- Length: 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor.
-
-
Excellent narration and very fun story!
- By weschesterpa on 07-24-18
By: Dan Gutman
-
Back in Time with Thomas Edison
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Pierce Cravens
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Robert Edwards Stevens, nicknamed "Qwerty", likes digging in his backyard when he's in a bad mood. He doesn't dig for anything special - he just digs to get his mind off things. One day, when he's really angry and has a lot on his mind, he starts digging...and thunk! He hits something, a wooden box with a famous signature: Thomas A. Edison. Is this a phonograph created by the famous inventor himself? Or is it something even more incredible - something that could take Qwerty right to Thomas Edison's doorstep? Get ready for one remarkable time-travel adventure!
By: Dan Gutman
-
Silverswift
- By: Natalie Lloyd
- Narrated by: Holly Palance, Imani Parks
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On a dark, wintry day, Eliza Grey receives a mysterious letter from her ailing Nana Mora begging her to come for a visit. This is an easy "Yes". Eliza has always preferred Nana Mora's beach cottage on St. Simons Island to the apartment she and her mom call home in the city. The island is a magical place where stories and legends grow as thick as the Spanish moss dangling in the trees. Now, Nana Mora's eyesight is fading, and there's something she wants to show Eliza before it’s totally gone: a mythical place locals refer to as Sirens Harbor.
-
-
Like the movie Big Fish, but with mermaids
- By Daydree on 07-04-20
By: Natalie Lloyd
-
The Chocolate Tree
- By: Dina Gregory
- Narrated by: Angus King
- Length: 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Charlie and her friends are avid video gamers. But when they spot a huge chocolate bar growing from the top of a tree—then another, and another—it is the beginning of a real-life, outdoor quest!
-
-
Delicious morsel before nap time
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-30-23
By: Dina Gregory
-
Black Beauty
- By: Anna Sewell
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This classic tale of a handsome, spirited horse, Black Beauty has been a children's favourite for over 100 years. Sewell tells the story of Beauty's life from a young foal through to a working horse.
-
-
Perfect reading of my favorite book
- By qtvxzplr on 09-01-12
By: Anna Sewell
-
Back in Time with Benjamin Franklin
- By: Dan Gutman
- Narrated by: Pierce Cravens
- Length: 3 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One minute Qwerty Stevens is researching a last-minute report on the internet, and the next minute Benjamin Franklin is sitting on his bed! Thanks to the Anytime Anywhere Machine hooked up to his computer, Qwerty has snatched Franklin from July 4, 1776, the very day the Declaration of Independence was signed. Qwerty and his best friend, Joe, realize they have to get Franklin back in time for the signing, and they can't resist seeing it with their own eyes. Can the boys make sure the Declaration gets signed like history says it should? And can they make it back home?
By: Dan Gutman
-
The Swiss Family Robinson
- By: Johann David Wyss
- Narrated by: Frederick Davidson
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"For many days we had been tempest-tossed...the raging storm increased in fury until on the seventh day all hope was lost." So begins this delightful adventure story. The Robinson family, a Swiss pastor, his wife, and four sons, will emerge alive from this terrible storm, bringing to land two dogs and a shipload of livestock: hens, pigeons, and geese.
-
-
A review from my (10 year-old) son:
- By B. Junkin-Mills on 12-29-04
What listeners say about Never Say Genius
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Aaron H
- 03-14-23
NO
I don’t like this anymore I’m so sorry 😢 I just never say genius ( anymore) : 😭😓 I’m so sorry 😢 bye bye 👋 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕👎👎👎👎
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- KR
- 06-26-21
epic and legendary
the whole series is awesome awesome epic legendary awesome mythical and amazing and super funny
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Donna Recker
- 05-25-21
very good!!
very good! very surprising ending! I hope the 3rd is just as good as this!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- mcentirelauren
- 05-20-21
This is one book I actually like
This book was exciting and adventure packed with a bunch of others to read I would recommend this book
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- M. Briggs
- 05-05-21
Yay‼️
Fun‼️ I like how Archie clone tryed to kill Coke and Pep with food😂 and how the kids tell their parents the truth but they don’t believe them🤪 loved this book guys, you’ll love it‼️‼️
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- GTWf
- 10-12-20
Why on this green earth?
Who would give this to they’re kid? A story about psychopath who is killing/killed hundreds of kids for a measly million dollars, that he’s have used up by the time he’s done killing them in slow, complicated, sadistic, vile ways? That’s literally what the story is basically about! But its written in such a sad childish way that you’d never think it. I’m assuming this is targeted at tweens, but theirs something wrong with if you think its ok for you kid to listen to this.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- jung min lee
- 08-14-21
Great 👍!!!!!
So exciting in the house on the rock 🪨 and other part of the story.So fun!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- An Objective Customer
- 04-24-21
T.g.f is awesome
This book was amazing and fun I hope you make a lot of more books
IT WAS AWESOME 😎!!!!!!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- TNman
- 01-08-21
Enjoyable for kids and adults!
Listening with my kids, and we all love The Genius Files! These are great books for road trips.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Sweetendmilk
- 12-31-20
Funny!
I think this is a great children's book.
the series is really fun and funny and scary and jumpy.
Check it out!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful