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By: Jamie McGuire
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Legally Yours
- Spitfire Series, Book 1
- By: Nicole French
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Enemies turn to lovers in this bad boy billionaire romance with a twist. I had a plan. Finish law school. Start a job. Stay away from men like Brandon Sterling. Cocky, overbearing, and richer than the Earth, he thinks the world belongs to him, and that includes me. Yeah, no. Think again. It doesn't matter that his blue eyes look straight into my soul, or that his touch melts my icy reserve. It doesn't even matter that past all that swagger, there's a beautiful, damaged man who has so much to offer beyond private planes and jewelry boxes. But I had a plan: no falling in love.
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Nice Billionaire obsessed with Bad Girl student
- By michael crohan on 03-27-19
By: Nicole French
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After the Kiss
- Sex, Love, & Stiletto Series, Book 1
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
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- Unabridged
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Julie Greene loves flings. Loves steamy first dates, sizzling first kisses, and every now and then, that first sexy romp between the sheets. Comfy pants, sleepy Sundays, movie nights on the couch? Shudder. But when Julie gets assigned the hardest story of her career - a first-person account of that magical shift between dating and "I do" (she'll need a man brave enough to give a total commitment-phobe a chance at more.
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After The Kiss
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By: Lauren Layne
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Toxic
- By: Kim Karr
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers
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Phoebe St. Claire has devoted herself to saving her family's hotel empire, but her best efforts have not been good enough. With her whole world in turmoil, the tenacious go-getter turns to the once love of her life. Far from innocent, Jeremy McQueen was the guy from the wrong side of the tracks who her parents would never have approved of. Their years apart have only made the sexy bad boy more irresistible than ever-and their reunion is explosive.
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One InTOXICating love story!
- By Laura McMillin on 10-09-15
By: Kim Karr
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The Complete Obsessed Series
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Independent jewelry designer Ivy Marlow had it all - the man, the security, and the ring. Now all she has to her name are a broken engagement, the crushing worry of a flailing business, and the haunting feeling of complete betrayal. The last thing Ivy expected to find attending a posh New York art show was him.
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CONFLICTED
- By C Perry on 04-17-16
By: Deborah Bladon
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Temporary
- By: Sarah Mayberry, Sarina Bowen
- Narrated by: Shane East, Emma Wilder
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The most beautiful man I've ever seen is the same one who can ruin everything. The first time I lay eyes on Callan Walker, I know he'll be trouble. With his smug grin, hot Aussie accent, and thousand-dollar shoes, he's just the kind of rich guy who always gets what he wants. And he wants two things: a night of sin, and my cooperation as he outmaneuvers his powerful mother to take control of his uncle's estate. I can't afford either one. I'm the only thing standing between my little sister and the foster care system.
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Was tired of "She's poor. He's rich. Sex."
- By Amazon Customer on 06-14-18
By: Sarah Mayberry, and others
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Time Served
- By: Julianna Keyes
- Narrated by: Shirl Rae
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Dean Barclay had nothing to do with my decision to flee my old life, but he is 100 percent of the reason I vowed to never look back. I've never forgotten how it felt to follow Dean - dangerous, daring, determined - away from the crowd and climb into his beat-up old Trans Am. I was 16 and gloriously alive for the first time. When I felt his hand cover my leg and move upward, it was over. I was his. Forever.
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A Pleasant Suprise
- By Maribee7 on 09-22-15
By: Julianna Keyes
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Rules of Negotiation
- By: Inara Scott
- Narrated by: Emily C. Michaels
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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NYC's most eligible bachelor Brit Bencher is also known as The Slayer for his reputation in the boardroom - and the bedroom. And he'll do anything to take care of his family, even seduce high-powered corporate attorney Tori Anderson in the hopes of getting her to reveal confidential information about one of her clients. But for the first time in his life, he finds he's falling for a woman - and then he started to break them.
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Ok story, terrible narration
- By CMack on 05-23-15
By: Inara Scott
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The Allure of Julian Lefray
- By: R.S. Grey
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Lily, you predictable perv. I knew you'd open this email faster if I tempted you with a glimpse of JT's "PP". Well, put your pants back on and grab some bubbly because I have much better news to share. I got a job! As of tomorrow, I'll be the new executive assistant at Lorena Lefray Designs. I am so excited, but there's one itty bitty problem: I won't be Lorena's assistant. I'll be working for her older brother, Julian.
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Five Happy Stars overall!!!
- By Denise on 07-25-16
By: R.S. Grey
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Ditched
- By: RC Boldt
- Narrated by: Rock Engle, Jennifer Mack
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- Unabridged
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Ivy Hayes: Dating can be a rocky journey. Once the new shine wears off, you may end up with a case of buyer’s remorse. That’s where I come in. I set the backdrop and coach you through the breakup. Don't want overblown drama, hard feelings, or a drink tossed in your face? Then I'm your fairy godmother, child. Becket Jones: As an NFL quarterback, endorsement ads and the media pandering after me are all part of the game. Ivy Hayes is the first woman who doesn't care about my money and the notoriety that goes along with it.
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Becket Jones is simply the best and it was amazing to hear his voice along with Ivy.
- By D. Seymour on 01-31-19
By: RC Boldt
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Kiss the Girl
- By: Melissa Brayden
- Narrated by: Felicity Munroe
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Twenty-eight-year-old Brooklyn Campbell is having a bad day. A speeding ticket, a towed car, and a broken heel are all working against her laid-back vibe. To top it all off, her birth mother, whom she's never met, has requested contact. The only bright spot is an impromptu date with a beautiful and mysterious brunette. Jessica Lennox is what you would call a high-powered executive. She's the head of a multimillion-dollar advertising firm in New York City, and it didn't happen by accident.
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Lesbian version of Mad Men!!
- By Iris Pereyra on 01-22-15
By: Melissa Brayden
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Dare Me
- A Dare Me Novel
- By: Rebecca Shea
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Five coworkers. Four drinks. Three glances. Two fleeting smiles. One dare. A dare that will change my life. That's all it takes to send me plummeting into the arms of the mysterious Holt Hamilton. Behind his crystal blue eyes is a secret, one that screams danger but calls to me anyway. My name is Saige Phillips. I never walk away from a dare.
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THIS WAS SO SO MUCH MORE THAN I DARED HOPE FOR
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 06-11-16
By: Rebecca Shea
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He Loves Me...Knot
- By: RC Boldt
- Narrated by: Jacob Morgan, Samantha Summers
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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I never looked back after skipping out on my own wedding, even if it did leave me estranged from most of my family. Eight years later, I have the life I’ve always wanted. As an advertising account executive, my world is damn near perfect. Until I come face-to-face with my past. With the man I once loved. The man who holds my future in his hands. The man who’s hell-bent on getting even with me for leaving him at the altar. Even with all the unfinished business between us, I still love Knox Montgomery. The only problem? He loves me…knot.
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This is a great audiobook, but...
- By Cheryl on 05-21-19
By: RC Boldt
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Arrogant Fiancé
- By: Melissa Jane, T.L. Smith
- Narrated by: Felicity Hart, Biff Summers
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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He wasn't meant to be on my radar; he was definitely the off-limits guy. My brother's best friend, my friend's ex, but most of all he was my boss. Hawk Carnage resembled one thing, and one thing only. Sex. He used it, he knew it, he lived it. Hawk owned the largest lingerie company in the world, and I was his leading lady. In business. But now business and friendship were about to be crossed. The lines blurred, and I was ready to dip my toes in the forbidden water.
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✫✫ 3.75 - 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 05-07-18
By: Melissa Jane, and others
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- 11-21-17
Fun, funny and very entertaining
I loved this book. It’s another one of those billionaire meets regular woman and falls madly in Love for eternity but it has twists that make it a fun and funny ride. I loooved our heroine Janie. She is just so weird and full of facts and trivia (there goes the “smart romance” part). It felt like one of those romantic comedies you love to hate.
Steam factor: someone in Audible decided to rage this story o-o-omg in the steaminess scale. There is 0 sex description in the whole story. No description at all. How can a story be at the top of the steaminess scale when the steamiest thing it describes is a kiss and then implies that the couple had sex? That’s just strange to me. It should be rated sweet.
The narrator is very good and I would definitely listen to more books narrated by her. Recommended listen for those looking for a funny romantic story without much heat.
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- Heather K (Dentist in my Spare Time)
- 06-30-16
What am I missing?? Meh.
*2.5 stars*
I'm not trying to be Debbie Downer over here, but with all the hype with this story, I was just expecting... more.
This book is described as a "smart romance," when in reality it is simply the typical trope of the billionaire/millionaire player guy with baggage who doesn't want to settle down for anyone but makes an exception for his special snowflake, who happens to be a naive, virgin-esk young girl. (aka, Fifty Shades of Grey) And Jane is too tall (!) with too big of a butt and boobs that are too big (!), but doesn't realize she is attractive at all... of course.
I'm not saying that this book is bad, because it isn't, but it isn't anything out of the ordinary, even including putting a geeky, socially EXTREMELY unaware girl as the MC. I couldn't understand how she didn't pick up on her security guard (view spoiler). No one could be that dense, especially after the 100s of clues.
My main issue is that this story dragged on and on. I listened as an audiobook, which was nicely narrated, and I felt like nothing happened! It is a loooong audiobook, over 14 hours, and I literally couldn't take it anymore at about 10 hours. It was too much, too much of a TSTL female MC and the bossy male MC that I've seen before. It felt like it needed to be edited down by 100 pages (or 4 hours) to be cohesive and well-paced, and it felt VERY self-pubbed to me.
I guess I'm just not seeing what everyone else did. Sure, I enjoyed when Jane spouted some obscure facts and was entertained by her oddities, but that can only take a book so far.
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- L8NiteReader
- 10-09-17
a dumb book
But how can it be dumb when it says "a smart romance" right on the cover?
The heroine is made to sound like a Wikipedia spewing robot with social anxiety, and the hero rarely says more than 2 words at a time, but seems to quirk the corner of his mouth an awful lot. Ironically, the author makes the kind of mistakes that dial back the whole 'smart' thing even more, with poor word choices and nonsensical plot points.
Wording example: "a piece of fruit donned the rim of the glass". I think you mean 'adorned'.
Plot example: She is basically mute, except when she goes on an anxiety induced rant about tree frogs. Yet, the hero decides that THIS is the kind of intellect he's been searching for to run his accounting department. In fact, she's such a genius that it takes her more than half the book to realize that he's the CEO, not just a security guard.
Unbelievable characters, poor plotting, and bad editing make this an un-smart buy for me. I'll be returning it.
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- Katy Strauss
- 02-11-17
Disappointing
I was looking for fluffy laugh out loud romance and other silliness with this. But I hated our Hero... he never got better and eventually I couldn't finish. Maybe when I was younger I would have liked to be whisked away by a rich liar who thought he could control everything *for my own good* but now I value honesty and partnership, even in fantasy.
I appreciated our heroines tangential thoughts although sometimes the mental ramblings bored me instead of entertained. It would have been an easy thing to move past if she wasn't so clueless about obvious things and her love interest less of a douche canoe who's only redeeming quality apparently is his god-like looks
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- Sharon
- 07-08-14
Could Not Stop Listening.....
This is a really fun listen. On the surface this is a nerd-gets-hot-guy story, but Janie is not a typical nerd and the author does a good job making her character's insecurities believable and not annoying. Janie is a 26 year old, smart girl that is insecure and querky due to her background. She starts out having a bad day but meets Quinn, the good looking building security guard, that helps her land a new job. They develop a relationship despite Janie's insecurities, ex boyfriend issues and family dramas.
There were parts of the story that were predictable (Janie not realizing Quinn's position in the company), but there is enough other stuff going on with the characters to keep me engaged and listening. I also enjoyed the humor of this story, I liked the eccentric trivia and Janie's internal dialogues.
Over all this is a very solid contemporay romance/ chic-lit story and a highly enjoyable listen. I highly recommend this one - especially at $6 with the Whispersync.
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- jodiod
- 01-25-15
Pure joy
So smart Janie definitely has aspergers like my son. Made for a fascinating and fun read. My second read was even better than the first. Penny Reid is so creative with her complex yet delightful characters.
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- green ice cream garden
- 03-05-15
A romance with an IQ - cute!
This is a cute and clever romance. The narrator was great too. The two drawbacks are: 1) the excessive use of the word "however" and 2) lack of XXX content. If you're looking for a contemporary romance with no smut but good dialogue pick this one up.
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- Dawn
- 01-25-15
Loving this series! This is book 1
I am loving this series! It has all the elements that I love, romance, mystery, adventure, and humor! Only wish audible didn't have the book numbers all mixed up! This is actually book 1!
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- Pemberley Proud
- 07-22-14
Smart Romance Says It All
What did you love best about Neanderthal Seeks Human?
I loved Janie's knowledge of random things and her curiosities -- robot companions was too funny because it was too random. I loved that Quinn could take Janie's wiki facts in stride!
What other book might you compare Neanderthal Seeks Human to and why?
I think that if someone has read and enjoyed Alice Clayton, specifically Wallbanger, then that same reader will enjoy this series!
Which scene was your favorite?
There are too many scenes I thoroughly enjoyed to limit to one favorite! Let's see.. the kisses at the concert, the afternoon at the concert in the park, all scenes when Quinn asks Janie what she's thinking and she tells him random factoids or random ideas for an invention or out-of-the-blue curiosities!
If you could take any character from Neanderthal Seeks Human out to dinner, who would it be and why?
I think most female readers would want dinner out with Quinn (and it is hard for me to not want dinner out with him, too, he's almost too yummy to resist and I love that he orders for Janie), but I think I'd love to chat with Janie!
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- Annie The Audible Addict!!!
- 11-28-16
JANIE AND QUINN ARE TOO CUTE!!!!!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Always is, but I only listened!
What was one of the most memorable moments of Neanderthal Seeks Human?
Janie and her black out in the beginning!
Which character – as performed by Jennifer Grace – was your favorite?
Janie!
Who was the most memorable character of Neanderthal Seeks Human and why?
Janie! she is so awkward and adorable!
Any additional comments?
I thoroughly enjoyed this story, Janie is a brain, she has a wonderful heart and a spectacular mind...she has a bad day, she loses her relationship, job and home all at once...She meets Quinn by chance...but it is meant to be! Janie doesn't know that her sister who is a criminal is around and that Janie is in danger...Quinn is trying to protect her and when things get a little too crazy it almost all goes out the window....but they end up as they should...and it was a wonderful story!
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