Naked Etiquette For the Brave and the Bold

Wanna Be a Brave Nudist? Here’s What You Need To Know…

De: Kristin Williams

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Ever wondered what happens when a suburban Seattle woman goes to war with her HOA over backyard boobs? Or how sunscreen and pubic hair can combine into a sticky disaster? Or what it’s like to date a man who shaves smoother than a dolphin while your own “National Forest” is in full bloom?

Meet Kristin. She's 38 years old, a proud liberal, a Volvo driver, and a professional nudist chaos machine. She’s got best friend Tanya (butt-bragging champion), Susan (the farting philosopher), and a rotating cast of boyfriends who never quite measure up to her bush. Together, they stumble through nude beaches, hot tubs, airplanes, barbecues, and more, leaving behind laughter, glitter, and HOA fines.

Inside you’ll discover:

• Why sunscreen is basically lube’s evil twin when applied in the wrong place.

• How pubic hair debates can rival presidential elections (and involve fewer lies).

• The unspoken rules of hot tub diplomacy, including what to do when a rogue curl floats by.

• The Olympics of nudity...sand, sweat, and competitive bushes.

• The suburban showdown of the century: Kristin vs. Mrs. Cranston, the HOA enforcer.

This book is outrageous but also oddly educational, and it's guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you’ll spill wine on your towel. If you’ve ever thought, Could I be a nudist? the answer is: maybe. But only if you’re brave enough to face seaweed in your bush and neighbors with binoculars.

Perfect for fans of David Sedaris, Jenny Lawson, and anyone who thinks the human body is hilarious even when it’s farting in a hot tub.

Buy now, strip down, and prepare yourself for the most ridiculous naked adventure of your life.