Jinkies! When you think royal mistresses had it easy, think again. The story of Madame de Montespan reads like something the gang would uncover in a crumbling French castle, complete with accusations of satanic rituals, infant sacrifices, and poisoned gowns.

Françoise Athénaïs de Rochechouart de Mortemart came from one of the oldest noble houses in France. Beautiful, ambitious, and cunning, she caught the eye of King Louis XIV and became his official mistress, bearing him seven children. Her entire world revolved around keeping the king's attention. But as the years passed and her beauty began to fade, desperation set in.

The trail leads to some of the darkest accusations in French royal history. According to testimony, Montespan allegedly collaborated with a sorcerer named Lazen to perform black masses. Witnesses claimed she lay upon an altar while a rogue priest performed forbidden rituals over her. The allegations only got worse from there. She was accused of using blood from sacrificed infants and other gruesome ingredients to craft love potions and powders designed to keep the king obsessed with her. But as Josh points out, the timing of these accusations is suspicious. Why did these so-called witnesses wait until she fell from favor to come forward?

The accusations didn't stop at dark magic. She was also accused of attempting to poison both the king himself and her rival mistress, Madame de la Valliere, using poisoned clothing. The method was chilling. Fabric would be soaked in poison, and as the wearer's body heat activated it through sweat, the toxin would absorb through the skin. Trapped inside the tightly laced corsets of the era, victims couldn't simply tear the garments off. It was a calculated, horrifying way to kill someone.

Meanwhile, her husband had reached his breaking point. When word reached him about the dark accusations surrounding his wife, the Marquis de Montespan got rip-roaring drunk and allegedly drove a carriage topped with antlers straight to Versailles, a bold public symbol of his wife's adultery. He also draped his carriage in black to symbolize her death. The king despised scandal, and this very public display sealed Montespan's fate.

Rather than risk a public trial that would expose the king's connection to a supposed witch, the court quietly arranged her exile. She departed with half a million francs and retreated first to a convent, then to her late sister's chateau. In her final years, she donated generously to hospitals and charities, devoted herself to religious observance, and became a patron of the arts. She died in 1707 at the age of 66. As a final act of rejection, the king forbade all seven of their children from wearing mourning attire for her.

Was the king ashamed that rumors made him turn on someone he once loved? Or was Madame de Montespan truly the baby-killing, poison-brewing, satanic-ritual-performing royal mistress that history painted her to be? The gang digs into a mystery where power, beauty, and dark magic collide in the court of the Sun King.

What you'll hear in this episode:

The rise and fall of France's most infamous royal mistress

Accusations of black masses, love potions, and infant sacrifices

The terrifying history of poisoned clothing in royal courts

A drunk husband's antler-topped protest carriage at Versailles

Josh's verdict on whether any of it actually happened

Zoinks. Six people killed on an isolated Bavarian farm in the middle of a snowbound March night -- and then, for four days, the killer didn't leave. He fed the cattle. He stoked the fire. He ate their food. He slept in their beds. And nobody knew.

The gang is heading to Bavaria.

In the early hours of April 1, 1922, the Gruber family farm at Hinterkaifeck -- a remote homestead about 70 kilometers north of Munich -- fell silent in a way that had nothing to do with sleep. Six people were dead: farmer Andreas Gruber, his wife Cazilia, their widowed daughter Viktoria Gabriel, Viktoria's two children, and the new maid Maria Baumgartner, who had arrived only hours before and was killed on her very first day. The weapon was a mattock -- a farm tool, one that was already there. The killer used what the farm provided.

What makes this case one of the most haunting unsolved murders in European history is not the killings themselves, but what came after. Witnesses in nearby villages noticed smoke rising from the Hinterkaifeck chimney for four days following the murders. Someone had collected the mail. Someone had fed the animals. When neighbors finally arrived and found the bodies, investigators discovered that whoever committed these killings had lingered -- living inside the crime scene, among the dead, for the better part of a week.

The warning signs had been there for weeks before. Andreas Gruber told neighbors he had found footprints in the snow leading toward the farmhouse -- but none leading away. He heard sounds in the attic. Newspaper pages appeared that no one in the household had purchased. A previous maid had quit the position months earlier, convinced the farm was haunted, and refused to return. Whatever was coming had been circling for a while.

Jinkies -- the investigation that followed became one of the most complex in Bavarian history. Over a hundred suspects were questioned. In a measure that would become one of the more chilling historical footnotes of the case, the victims' skulls were removed and sent to clairvoyants in the hope of generating leads. Those skulls were lost during World War II. A prime suspect, neighbor Lorenz Schlittenbauer, had documented motive and was notably the first person to enter the barn alone when the bodies were discovered. The case was reopened in 2007 by the Bavarian Police Academy. It has never been solved.

The gang will hear the full story: who these people were, the warning signs no one acted on, the evidence investigators pieced together, and the questions that have followed this case for over a hundred years.

What you'll hear in this episode:

The isolated Hinterkaifeck farm and the Gruber family's troubled history

The weeks of strange signs leading up to the night of March 31, 1922

Six killings, one weapon, and a killer who refused to leave

Seven-year-old Cazilia's final moments and what investigators found

Lorenz Schlittenbauer and why he remains the most studied suspect

The investigation's most disturbing choices -- and its unsolved legacy

Jinkies! Three ancient civilizations, separated by oceans and thousands of years, independently built the same thing -- a structure that marks the exact moment the sun crosses the sky's midpoint. No GPS. No satellites. No communication between them. And every single one of those structures still works today, right on schedule.

This week Josh brought a mystery that swings in the opposite direction from most of what the gang explores. No crime. No ghost. No cover-up. Just a category of question that might be harder to answer than any of those: how did ancient people, using only the stars and stone, build monuments so precise that the sun itself performs on command?

The trail leads across three continents. On the island of Malta, the Temple of Mnajdra was built somewhere between 3,600 and 2,500 BC, making it one of the oldest freestanding structures on earth. At sunrise on the spring and fall equinoxes, sunlight pours through the temple's main axis and illuminates the interior with a precision that engineers still find difficult to explain. No tools. No formal mathematics. Just stone and sky. In Mexico, the Maya built El Castillo at Chichen Itza between roughly 800 and 1200 AD -- a pyramid with 91 steps on each of its four sides, plus one more at the top, totaling 365. One step per day of the solar year. On each equinox, the setting sun casts a series of triangular shadows down the north staircase that merge with a carved serpent head at the base, creating the illusion of Kukulkan, the feathered serpent god, descending from the sky. And in New Mexico, the ancestral Pueblo people carved two spiral petroglyphs into a remote butte at Chaco Canyon. Three large sandstone slabs in front of those spirals catch the equinox sunlight and throw a dagger of light across the center of the smaller spiral -- precisely, reliably, every year.

Josh's throughline for this episode is the piece that sticks: these three cultures never met. They had no shared language, no trade route, no way to compare notes. And yet they all looked up at the same sky and built monuments that answer the same question on the same two days every year. This episode was recorded on the spring equinox itself.

What you will hear in this episode:

-- How the Temple of Mnajdra captures equinox sunrise in a structure built before Stonehenge

-- The 365-step design of El Castillo and the serpent shadow that appears twice a year

-- The Chaco Canyon sun dagger and why the site was closed to visitors after erosion damaged the stone slabs

-- Why Josh thinks independent construction of astronomical architecture is stranger than a single shared origin would be

-- Shane's reaction to the equinox timing of the recording itself

Pull up a chair with the gang. This one hits differently when you consider that outside right now, the sun is doing the same thing it has done over these sites for thousands of years.

Jinkies! The gang stumbles onto a mystery hiding in plain sight this week - the water in your glass right now might be older than the sun itself, and it definitely did not originate on Earth.

Josh brings a cosmic puzzle to the bunker that rewrites everything you thought you knew about the most common substance on our planet. Water has no natural formation process on Earth - it arrived here during the Late Heavy Bombardment Period, roughly 4.1 to 3.8 billion years ago, when our planet had no atmosphere and was pelted by asteroids and comets carrying ice. As those space rocks crashed into our molten young world, their ice melted and slowly accumulated into what would become our primordial oceans.

But here is where the mystery deepens: up to 50% of that water is older than the sun. Scientists studying deuterium ratios - a heavy form of hydrogen that acts as a cosmic fingerprint - discovered that much of Earth's water formed in interstellar space before our solar system even existed. That means roughly 60% of your body is made up of molecules over 4.6 billion years old. You are literally walking around with water older than the star that warms our planet.

The trio explores how Mars once had abundant water until its magnetic field weakened around 3.7 billion years ago. Without that protective shield, solar winds stripped away the Martian atmosphere and most of its surface water. Recent research suggests liquid water may still exist beneath Mars' surface, potentially 5 to 8 kilometers deep, trapped in rock pores and fractures - tantalizingly close yet impossibly out of reach.

Back on Earth, the story of water takes a dramatic turn with cyanobacteria, microscopic organisms that thrived in those ancient oceans and produced oxygen as a metabolic byproduct. They generated so much oxygen that it transformed from a trace gas to a dominant atmospheric component - triggering Earth's first mass extinction event roughly 2.4 billion years ago. The very organisms that created breathable air essentially poisoned themselves and nearly all other anaerobic life. Evidence of this cataclysm remains in banded iron formations found worldwide, including the startling fact that decomposing matter turned the oceans red for an extended period.

Josh also uncovers some unsettling truths about our water supply today. Every drop you drink has cycled through dinosaurs, been part of countless organisms, and existed in every imaginable form. The Nubian Sandstone Aquifer beneath the Sahara Desert - covering over 2 million square kilometers - contains "fossil water" that is not part of our natural water cycle. Once depleted, it is gone forever.

The episode closes with perhaps the strangest water fact of all: ultrapure water behaves almost like acid. At Japan's Super-Kamiokande neutrino detector, water so thoroughly purified that it contains nothing except H2O molecules will actively dissolve metal. A dropped wrench reportedly had its chrome plating stripped away, leaving nothing but the base metal behind.

**What you'll hear in this episode:**

- Why 30-50% of Earth's water predates our sun by millions of years

- How Mars lost its oceans and where that water might be hiding now

- The first mass extinction caused by organisms creating too much oxygen

- Universal Yums Korea box tasting: bulgogi noodles, honey butter pretzels, churros, and peach gummies

Jinkies! The gang stumbles onto a mystery hiding in plain sight this week - the water in your glass right now might be older than the sun itself, and it definitely did not originate on Earth.

Josh brings a cosmic puzzle to the bunker that rewrites everything you thought you knew about the most common substance on our planet. Water has no natural formation process on Earth - it arrived here during the Late Heavy Bombardment Period, roughly 4.1 to 3.8 billion years ago, when our planet had no atmosphere and was pelted by asteroids and comets carrying ice. As those space rocks crashed into our molten young world, their ice melted and slowly accumulated into what would become our primordial oceans.

But here is where the mystery deepens: up to 50% of that water is older than the sun. Scientists studying deuterium ratios - a heavy form of hydrogen that acts as a cosmic fingerprint - discovered that much of Earth's water formed in interstellar space before our solar system even existed. That means roughly 60% of your body is made up of molecules over 4.6 billion years old. You are literally walking around with water older than the star that warms our planet.

The trio explores how Mars once had abundant water until its magnetic field weakened around 3.7 billion years ago. Without that protective shield, solar winds stripped away the Martian atmosphere and most of its surface water. Recent research suggests liquid water may still exist beneath Mars' surface, potentially 5 to 8 kilometers deep, trapped in rock pores and fractures - tantalizingly close yet impossibly out of reach.

Back on Earth, the story of water takes a dramatic turn with cyanobacteria, microscopic organisms that thrived in those ancient oceans and produced oxygen as a metabolic byproduct. They generated so much oxygen that it transformed from a trace gas to a dominant atmospheric component - triggering Earth's first mass extinction event roughly 2.4 billion years ago. The very organisms that created breathable air essentially poisoned themselves and nearly all other anaerobic life. Evidence of this cataclysm remains in banded iron formations found worldwide, including the startling fact that decomposing matter turned the oceans red for an extended period.

Josh also uncovers some unsettling truths about our water supply today. Every drop you drink has cycled through dinosaurs, been part of countless organisms, and existed in every imaginable form. The Nubian Sandstone Aquifer beneath the Sahara Desert - covering over 2 million square kilometers - contains "fossil water" that is not part of our natural water cycle. Once depleted, it is gone forever.

The episode closes with perhaps the strangest water fact of all: ultrapure water behaves almost like acid. At Japan's Super-Kamiokande neutrino detector, water so thoroughly purified that it contains nothing except H2O molecules will actively dissolve metal. A dropped wrench reportedly had its chrome plating stripped away, leaving nothing but the base metal behind.

**What you'll hear in this episode:**

- Why 30-50% of Earth's water predates our sun by millions of years

- How Mars lost its oceans and where that water might be hiding now

- The first mass extinction caused by organisms creating too much oxygen

- Universal Yums Korea box tasting: bulgogi noodles, honey butter pretzels, churros, and peach gummies

The Sleeping Sickness | The Plague That Vanished

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Jinkies! When an 84-year-old woman vanishes from the same home she's lived in for half a century, and the only witness is a doorbell camera that someone deliberately disconnected -- the gang knows something deeply wrong has happened.

In this special combined episode, Shane brings the mystery of Nancy Guthrie's disappearance to Josh and Kim for a full deep-dive investigation and unmasking. On the night of January 31, 2026, Nancy was dropped off at her Catalina Foothills home outside Tucson, Arizona, by her son-in-law after a family dinner. By 1:47 AM, her Google Nest doorbell camera had been disconnected. By 2:28 AM, her pacemaker monitoring app lost its connection to her phone. By morning, she was gone.

Nancy Guthrie is the mother of NBC Today Show co-anchor Savannah Guthrie, a beloved community figure who spent 17 years at the University of Arizona creating programs that brought music to hospital patients and introduced high school students to medicine. She raised three remarkable children largely on her own after her husband Charles, a mining engineer, died of a heart attack in Mexico in 1988. At 84, Nancy lives alone with limited mobility, chronic pain, a pacemaker, and daily medication described as potentially fatal if missed.

Surveillance footage -- recovered by the FBI from Google's backend systems despite Nancy having no cloud subscription -- shows a masked figure on her front porch wearing doubled vinyl gloves sealed at the wrists, a ski mask, and a holstered handgun, carrying a flashlight in his mouth and an Ozark Trail Hiker Pack on his back. Blood confirmed as Nancy's DNA was found on the front porch in droplet patterns consistent with bleeding from the nose, mouth, or face. The trail leads into one of the most watched missing persons cases in the country, with a $100,000 FBI reward, a $6 million Bitcoin ransom demand of unconfirmed authenticity, a California man arrested for sending a separate hoax ransom text, and a public dispute between the Pima County Sheriff and the FBI over evidence handling.

Like, what if the very technology meant to protect us -- doorbell cameras, pacemaker monitors, smart home systems -- becomes the roadmap of a crime instead?

What You'll Hear

- The minute-by-minute timeline of Nancy Guthrie's abduction, from 9:50 PM drop-off to discovery the next morning

- How the FBI retrieved doorbell camera footage from Google's backend systems when no cloud subscription existed -- and what that means for everyone's privacy

- Blood spatter analysis of the porch evidence and what forensic experts say the droplet patterns reveal

- The $6 million Bitcoin ransom demand, the hoax arrest of Derrick Callella, and how investigators tell real ransom notes from fakes

- The growing tension between the Pima County Sheriff and the FBI over DNA evidence and a glove sent to a private lab in Florida

- A discussion of how AI, surveillance technology, and cryptocurrency tracing are changing modern investigations

Join the Investigation

If you have any information about the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, contact the FBI at 1-800-CALL-FBI or submit tips online at tips.fbi.gov. The FBI is offering a $100,000 reward for information leading to Nancy's recovery or the arrest and conviction of those responsible.

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